OAS Organizer: God Will Help Bring Obama Down!

We’re only a couple weeks away from the latest failed wingnut march on Washington, DC, Operation American Spring, following a few months after Larry Klayman managed to attract almost as many speakers as he did attendees at his “second American revolution.” But the creator of OAS says God will lead millions of people to march on the city to oust Obama this time.

When Barack Obama became the White House occupant we saw the Constitution being destroyed and ignored at nearly the speed of light. We believe that our liberty and our freedom and our constitutional nation started on the downhill at something that we just couldn’t believe. We looked over and we said, we’ve been fighting for our nation for over 230 years and we have children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren that are coming after us, and at the rate that Obama is taking us, we are going to be down into a socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system at the end of his administration if we don’t do something now, right now, to turn this around…

We’re at the point now where I believe that the only way we could be this far ahead with so many supporters and so many patriots that are making efforts throughout the states that God’s wind is behind us, that this is something that He’s pushing us along. We’re calling for a peaceful, unarmed, non-violent gathering of 10 million Americans in Washington D.C. beginning on May 16 and we want to stay there in numbers as long as we possibly can.

I think it will work. I think God is behind it. He is going to give us a clear path, right into Washington D.C. and that’s what we’re going to ask for. At the same time we’re working on a formal declaration of demands that we’re going to present, we don’t know exactly who to yet or how they will be presented, but this will back up what it is we’re asking for with regard to these people to step down. We’re trust there’s going to be about 10 million or more people that are going to be there to back this up, verified, validated.

I’d love to make a bet with this guy. I say they might get 10,000 people. Whichever number is closer wins. For any amount of money.

About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • Kevin Kehres

    That’ll be some line for the toilets.

    … or not.

  • Chiroptera

    Ha ha ha ha.

    He forgets: millions had a chance to oust Obama back in November 2012. They decided to keep him in office. Might not be the right millions, though. My side losing is a failure of democracy.

  • blf

    millions had a chance to oust Obama back in November 2012.

    And they did!

    But those votes were swamped by the rampant, rampant, voter fraud.

    And Acorn.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    God Will Help Bring Obama Down!

    Yeah, good luck with that..

    ^ Sarcasm.

    Also if Gods gunna bring Obama down, well guess ya don’t have to and can leave it to him and go live ya life without bein’ y’know arseholes bout things huh?

    He is going to give us a clear path, right into Washington D.C. and that’s what we’re going to ask for.

    Y’know I do believe that weren’t “god” so much as them folks what built those highways ah reckon. Gunna give’em credit dude?

  • http://www.gregory-gadow.net Gregory in Seattle

    How long until some disturbed individuals begin to take this rhetoric literally?

  • cptdoom

    Oh goodie, I’m flying back to DC on the morning of the 16th. Can’t wait to see how many freedom fighters are flying USAirways.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @3. blf : “.. And Acorn.”

    Ain’t that acorn an mighty big oak tree by now?

  • busterggi

    “God’s wind is behind us”

    Gods been eating beans again.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    I’d love to make a bet with this guy. I say they might get 10,000 people. Whichever number is closer wins. For any amount of money.

    One thousand people?

    Even then I suspect its kinda optimistic.

  • Trebuchet

    Obama is taking us, we are going to be down into a socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system at the end of his administration if we don’t do something now, right now, to turn this around…

    If I didn’t know better I’d think that was parody. Poe’s law, and all that.

    I expect the rally will get only half the predicted numbers, the rest being busy protecting freedom at the Bundy ranch.

  • dugglebogey

    The speed of light is used to measure distance, not time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kenneth.polit kennypo65

    Another episode of “This Week In Black President”. I think Obama is completely full of shit, but he is no more full of shit than the last 5 white guys who preceded him.

  • dugglebogey

    If god’s so concerned and so powerful, how did he let it get THIS bad?

    I mean seriously, POOR people are starting to get HEALTH CARE. It has gotten THAT bad folks!

  • brucegee1962

    “socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system”

    Surely there are bad adjectives that he left out there. What about Monarchist? Anarcho-Syndacalist? Lysenko Evolutionist? Roll up the hyphen truck, we’re just getting started!

  • dingojack

    Stevo (#7) – Nah it got completely defunded, a whole bunch of times.*

    dugglebogey (#11) – and velocity (as in ‘… at velocities of n percent the Speed of Light’)

    Dingo

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    * after it was discontinued, naturally.

  • dingojack

    “… our constitutional nation started on the downhill at something that we just couldn’t believe.

    Do people really speak like this?!?

    Dingo

  • matty1

    Well if God shows up in person he might attract quite a crowd, otherwise I suspect they will have to wait behind the larger groups, like Japanese tourist and children on a school trip.

  • Michael Heath

    The wingnut Harry Riley:

    . . . we have children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren that are coming after us, and at the rate that Obama is taking us, we are going to be down into a socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system at the end of his administration if we don’t do something now, right now, to turn this around…

    If concern of his progeny was authentic, than this guy and those like him would be at the forefront of demanding we reduce the threat science warns about regarding global warming. Instead we see no such leadership from this sort, but instead denial that threat even exists. That’s similar to how this yahoo misrepresents the President and the actions of his Administration.

    Therefore it’s safe to be skeptical on what Mr. Riley’s actual motivations are, commensurate with how we find AGW denialists are typically adverse for government to end subsidies for their favored privileged elites in the coal and oil industry. Applying that principle here I’ll go out on a limb and hazard a guess that Riley is an old white Christianist racist, but I repeat myself.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    “The speed of light”

    I’m surprised at him using evil Sciency language like that , but the image I got from it was of a boy with a magnifying glass on a sunny day…

                        those poor ants… that poor constitution…

  • Chuck

    He forgot the “you betcha!” at the end.

  • vmanis1

    Sorry to be so sciency, but the speed of light is used to measure neither distance nor time, but velocity. Now it is possible to ignore the Constitution `at the speed of light’, but even if you print each article and amendment in a huge font (say 4 million point Courier), so that it took a kilometre to display linearly, you’d go through the whole Constitution in a small fraction of a millisecond.

  • dingojack

    Or perhaps a hearty “Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaa!!!”*

    Dingo

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    * “the South will rise again!” is optional

  • neuroturtle

    If he thinks god is going to give them a clear path into DC, he has clearly never tried driving in the District.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    Why did god inflict him on you in the first place, dumbass christians? Were you supposed to learn a lesson, or something? And did you? Why aren’t you praying for god to just reverse time and do a bit of the ole reality patch?

  • Larry Kearney

    He could be right, you know, but he’s off by a couple years. My prediction is that we’ll be rid of Obama on January 20, 2017. And “god” isn’t going to have anything to do with it.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    Do people really speak like this?!?

    I once tried to make some remarks at a dinner party, in French, after drinking most of a bottle of burgundy. So it’s possible.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    My prediction is that we’ll be rid of Obama on January 20, 2017. And “god” isn’t going to have anything to do with it.

    Where do you think the time used to wait Obama out came from!?!? God, that’s who!

  • dingojack

    at 400,000,000pt each character would measure 141,112.424m across. 2124.5 characters would take light over a second to pass.

    (You just knew I’d have to get all pedantic, didn’t you?).

    :) Dingo

  • dingojack

    The US Constitution (without amendments) consists of 25,755 characters, thus at 400 Million point it would take 12.122888 seconds for light to pass (that’s 3,634,350.48012Km in length).

    Dingo

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Latin America has generally moved to the left (politically more than tectonically) in the last decade, but I hadn’t heard that the Organization of American States had gone into full-blown regime change mode.

    Has the ghost of Che Guevara possessed the Castro brothers and induced them to lead a(nother) revolution?

  • Synfandel

    God will bring Obama down through the mysterious workings of the 22nd amendment.

  • Jared Ragland

    I’ve got a Coke that says I-64 brings at least 100 more wingnuts than God does.

    And we all know what Socialist-Marxist-fascist anti-business tyrranical tyrant made the interstate highway system.

  • rabbitscribe

    I have toyed with the idea of going to DC for a long weekend starting 5/15 ever since this folderol hit the Net. You’ll no doubt be amazed to learn there are still plenty of un-booked flights and hotels.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    …we are going to be down into a socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system at the end of his administration…

    Who knew that advisors from the Clinton era and GOP “ideas” from the same era equalled “a socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system”?

     

    blf “And they did! But those votes were swamped by the rampant, rampant, voter fraud. And Acorn.”

    And the Missing White Voters, due to what’s-his-name not being Conservative enough and also Obama IRS Suppression of Patriotic Tea Party PACs.

     

    dugglebogey “The speed of light is used to measure distance, not time.”

    Next you’re going to tell me I can’t run as fast as ten seconds an hour!

     

    Marcus Ranum “I once tried to make some remarks at a dinner party, in French, after drinking most of a bottle of burgundy.”

    Put down the LSD, hippie. You can’t drink a color.

  • Nihilismus

    . . . at the rate that Obama is taking us, we are going to be down into a socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system at the end of his administration . . .

    So Obama will establish a dictatorial, tyrannical system — and still have an end to his administration? He will be stepping down so that someone else can be dictator?

  • Ichthyic

    socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system

    doublespeak doesn’t even cover this.

  • Ichthyic

    My side losing is a failure of democracy.

    To be sure, a lot of us DID say that after W was re-elected.

    not to mention elected to begin with.

    but at least we had evidence to make that argument with.

  • anubisprime

    At a guess the attendees will comprise…

    168 Patriots

    12 Power walkers caught up in the excitement

    35 school kids on a visit to Washington monument that tagged along to see the fireworks

    6 dogs

    1 horse stolen from a farm on the way into town

    15 hookers plying their trade and finding bizzyness good but typically unsatisfying

    2 off duty cops

    Brother Mordecai saving what souls can be bothered

    A few out of work acrobats hoping for national exposure of their talents

    2 pigs stolen from a farm on the way into town

    350 News teams

    1 fire engine that lost its way

    5 hotdog stands

    12 chickens stolen from a farm on the way into town

    9 geriatric females having a fling and getting flirty

    25 mental patients that are under the auspices of care in the community

    30 girlfriends on a shopping spree

    15 wives making the sandwiches

    75 lawyers looking for clients

    And Larry Klayman

  • Freodin

    …. and a partridge in a pear tree?

  • anubisprime

    Freodin @ 39

    …. and a partridge in a pear tree?

    I am fairly sure Klayman will count it as two and even boast about it!

  • caseloweraz

    Harry Riley: We looked over and we said, we’ve been fighting for our nation for over 230 years and we have children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren that are coming after us, and at the rate that Obama is taking us, we are going to be down into a socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system at the end of his administration if we don’t do something now, right now, to turn this around…

    Amazing — Harry Riley has been around for over 230 years! He must be one of the founding fathers! We must heed the warning of such an illustrious figure and act right now, else Obama’s term will be over and he won’t be dictator any more.