Hagee Wants More Christian Domination Through ‘Spiritual Violence’

Matthew Hagee, the spawn of Satan (aka John Hagee), is upset that we’re even having a debate over government-endorsed prayer or same-sex marriage. It’s time for Christians to take back control of America, he says, and that will require “spiritual violence.” Whatever the hell that is.

“It’s absolute nonsense for us to be debating the value of prayer,” Hagee said, just as it is “absolute nonsense” to even be having debates over issues like gay marriage and abortion. The reason such debates are happening, he said, is because Christians are not being “intrusive enough to make sure that our faith is established in our culture.”

As a result, secularists have “become violent with people of faith” and Christians need to fight back.

“There is a value in spiritual violence,” Hagee declared, “and it is time that you considered the role that you are playing or not playing and whether or not it’s time for you to become more aggressive in your beliefs.”

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  • Kevin Kehres

    Order the “Force of Fasting” sermon now! Only $5 for an mp3 download.

  • Broken Things

    Hadn’t heard of this particular stain on humanity before, but I’m not surprised. Greece v Galloway has given the theocrats the opening they needed to start test cases all over the country. There will be more envelope pushing until SCOTUS sets the limits where they must stop. Which probably means no limits.

  • raven

    “There is a value in spiritual violence,” Hagee declared, “and it is time that you considered the role that you are playing or not playing and whether or not it’s time for you to become more aggressive in your beliefs.”

    Basically gibberish.

    Pray harder. Pretending to talk to an imaginary Sky Fairy works as well as it always has.

  • John Pieret

    that will require “spiritual violence.” Whatever the hell that is.

    That’s were you pray while beating up the gay people*.

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    * And/or anyone else you don’t like.

  • a_ray_in_dilbert_space

    Wow, look at that face. If I saw that guy walking toward me in New York, I ‘d cross the street.

  • dingojack

    “spiritual violence.” = and what would that be in Arabic I wonder?

    Jihad*.

    @@

    Dingo

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    * no, not exactly, I know. But close enough for this knuckhead.

  • Akira MacKenzie

    I think he’s suggesting that his followers pray for their deity to plague us with frogs, flies, boils, first-born-children-dropping-dead, etc..

  • northstar

    I don’t think it’s benign. I think he means, “Violence, while thinking spiritual thoughts.”

  • grumpyoldfart

    I’ll bet you won’t find Hagee in the front lines when the violence begins. I’m thinking of an old World War I song (sung to the tune of Onward Christian soldiers)

    Forward, Joe Soap’s army, marching without fear, with our brave commander, safely in the rear.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    It’s time for Christians to take back control of America…

    Again? Sheesh. The last time we tried that we invaded the wrong country, bankrupted ourselves, and broke the world economy.

     

    a_ray_in_dilbert_space “If I saw that guy walking toward me in New York, I ‘d cross the street.”

    Really? What about in other cities?

  • Loqi

    “Spiritual violence?” What are you going to do, Hagee, come punch me in the soul? Give me an exorcism by shadow boxing invisible demons while in my vicinity? No. You are going to do what you always do: fume impotently while being a useless boil on the ass of humanity.

  • Olav

    If I saw him in the street, I would think he looks quite normal. Which they always do until you rip off the fake rubber face.

  • corporal klinger

    I’d say this guy is in dire need of a spiritual enema. I’m sure he would feel much better and leave people live their lives in peace.

  • felidae

    “It’s absolute nonsense for us to be debating the value of prayer,”

    I couldn’t agree more–talking to someone who isn’t there is pretty fucking silly, especially when you are asking for things and they never come to fruition

  • danimal12

    I don’t believe in spirituality. However, “spiritual violence” completely mystifies me. Are they code words and code phrases only christians understand?

  • anubisprime

    “Spiritual violence”

    This is the favoured demonstration of ‘Christian love’ a rough translation into the common tongue is along the lines of…

    “Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius”

  • Crimson Clupeidae

    Spiritual violence, is, I suspect, a dogwhistle to real violence, but it allows them the veneer of plausible deniability.

    Hey, I only said spiritual violence….