The Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers is officially requesting that the Pentagon appoint humanist chaplains for non-believing soldiers and Fox News did their usual routine of childish and idiotic questions and comments about it. Seriously, is there a single intelligent thought in all of this?
On Tuesday’s edition of Out Numbered, Fox News host Harris Faulkner noted that the Military Association of Atheists and Free Thinkers had planned to request that the Pentagon provide “humanist” chaplains to serve nonbelievers.
“Are we going to have chaplains for vegetarians now?” Faulkner wondered.
Yeah, because those things are so much alike. You might as well have asked if we’re going to have chaplains for bowlers or barbershop quartet singers.
Kilmeade opined that non-religious chaplains did not make sense because they could only say, “What ever happens, just know, there is no afterlife.”
Really? You think that’s the only thing a humanist chaplain would have to say? Seriously, who did you fuck to get that job?
Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle argued that the request was all “game” to attack religion.
“They don’t need a humanist or whatever the heck that is,” she said. “You want a hug? I’ll give you a hug. You want to go talk to a counselor, you can go talk to a counselor. What is the point of this? This doesn’t make any sense to me.”
That’s because you’re a moron.
“And why do we pay our military and our troops more because we are diverting funds unnecessarily because we are so super-PC,” she added. “I can’t stand it. And you have to put money over on this side instead of where it belongs. What?”
“What” is the perfect way to end that statement, as in what the fuck are you babbling about?
“Why don’t you just Facetime somebody if you need somebody to talk to!” Kilmeade volunteered. “Because clearly the chaplains aren’t going to give you the answers.”
Yes, clearly. I mean, it’s perfectly clear if you’ve got the IQ of a grape like Kilmeade. Jesus Christ, these people influence millions.