I‘m getting that giddy feeling again. Herman Cain told the Republican Leadership Council that he might run for president again in 2016, providing, of course, that God calls him to do so as he did in 2012 when he told Cain to run so he could get his ass kicked in the primaries and make himself a laughingstock.
Herman Cain, who ended his 2012 presidential campaign amid allegations of multiple affairs, said Saturday that he might run for president again in 2016.
Cain, in a speech at the Republican Leadership Conference here, brought up the prospect of another run toward the end of his speech. He then suggested he would do it if he were called by God.
“I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future,” the Georgia businessman said. “And I trust in God.”
Heavenly father, I know I don’t call much because, frankly, I don’t believe you exist. But this is too important to leave to chance. If you could see your way to telling Herman Cain to run for president again in 2016, as you did in 2012 when he ran and dropped out before a single vote was cast in the primaries, I’d really appreciate it. And if you could make sure that Brad Marston is one of his advisers again and is willing to make another $2500 bet with me that he’ll win the primaries, I’d be doubly grateful. Amen.