I’ve read the Bible cover to cover. And while I recall the story of Jesus turning water into wine, I don’t remember anything about him causing ocean temperatures to rise by his very presence. Thank goodness I have Matthew Hagee to set me straight and tell me that global warming is really happening because Jesus is coming back soon.
As Hagee explained, the views put forth by scientists and experts on any subject are not to be believed if those views are at odds with what the Bible teaches. As such, the extreme weather events that the climate has been experiencing are not the result of climate change but are rather signs of the End Times and the imminent return of Jesus Christ.
“The Bible says that whenever we approach the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ,” Hagee explained, “that there would be strange weather patterns. Jesus said this in Matthew the twenty-fifth chapter. So we have a decision to make: do we believe what an environmentalist group says and choose to live in a world where we’re attempting to make everything as clean in the air as possible, or do we believe what the Bible says, that these things were going to happen and that rather than try to clean up all of the air and solve all of the problems of the world by eliminating factories, we should start to tell people about Jesus Christ who is to return?”
I hope he’s right. I hope the rapture happens very soon so idiots like this are magically whisked away. Seems to me that would make the earth a lot more like heaven.