Klingenschmitt: Atheists Blind to Their Demonic Possession

Good old Gordon Klingenschmitt. They say the only two sure things in the world are death and taxes, but a third would be that you can be absolutely certain that he’s going to say something incredibly stupid every single day. The latest: atheists are possessed by demons but have been blinded by Satan to that truth.

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  • Sastra

    Oh yeah? Well, we atheists think that Klingenschmitt is blinded by demons into thinking that demons are real! What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Gotcha, silly Christians.

  • John Pieret

    atheists are possessed by demons but have been blinded by Satan to that truth

    Klingyshit has been possessed by the demons of stupidity but has blinded by Satan* to that truth.

    _______________________________

    * Otherwise known as “stupidity.”

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Hmpf!

    He can’t even spell daemon, let alone program one!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/home8896 pyrabarnes

    Well, when I was in high school, in the 80’s, this was the exact argument used against me when I came out to my classmates as an atheist. I was lumped in with Satanists and asked why I worshipped Satan, almost daily. It’s the same stupid crap, repackaged and delivered by a whole new set of people.

  • Chiroptera

    I’ve always wondered how evangelicals can be so sure that when the feel the Holy Spirit working through them, that isn’t really Satan tricking them.

    (Or, for that matter, how they can be so sure the YHWH isn’t really the evil one; since the Bible was written under his direction, allegedly, and since the Holy Spirit is YHWH working directly on them, then these aren’t going to be terribly reliable guides as to what is or is not correct, know?)

  • iangould

    Atheists are duped by an evil creature that fills their heads with lies and steals their wealth.

    No, wait, that Klingenschmitt’s supporters.

  • Artor

    Klingyshitz is blinded by the demon Dunning-Kruger, but of course, he’s too stupid to realize it.

  • thepianoman2020

    “Here’s a graphic or an artist’s conception of what a demon might look like.”

    Total laugh at loud moment.

  • Doug Little

    I hope the demon blinding me is cool. I’d hate to be possessed by an uncool demon.

  • http://www.thelosersleague.com theschwa

    “The latest: atheists are possessed by demons but have been blinded by Satan to that truth.”

    I can relate. I am an atheist, but I was blinded to the truth by Stan.

  • dingojack

    Personally – I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,

    All my wealth won’t buy me health,

    So I smoke a pint of Tea a day….

    :) Dingo

  • grumpyoldfart

    Whenever I hear an American talking, I think to myself, “I bet this is going to be bullshit.”

    Most times I’m right.

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com holytape

    We are not blind, we just need better glasses.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgl1HOxpj8

  • Kevin Kehres

    I can’t imagine being him. All those demons. Everywhere. At work, at Wal-Mart, at the gas station. Demons, demons, demons.

    Carl Sagan would just sigh.

  • karmacat

    Why can’t I get one of those interesting demons. Because all I do is go to work, go home, go to sleep

  • Michael Heath

    Demons are nothing. I have people in meat-world asserting that Satan’s directly causing my “spiritual blindness”.

  • abusedbypenguins

    My bedroom cost me a lot of money. It had to be special made because every morning when I wake up, I set up straight while my head rotates on my neck as I hurl green pea soup all over the room. You have no idea what a pain it is to clean up every morning even with a central floor drain.

  • Doug Little

    Michael @16,

    Satan himself, you should be honored. I’m merely possessed by a lowly Type II demon that can’t hold a decent conversation.

  • eric

    atheists are possessed by demons but have been blinded by Satan to that truth.

    Satan, you need to get better demons. They take control of someone’s body and mind, but then they make you do all the mental blinding? They’re playing you for a chump. Make’em do their own blinding.

  • busterggi

    What kind of dumbass god would deliberately create evil entities to torment his other creations?

  • Michael Heath

    Doug Little writes:

    Satan himself, you should be honored.

    Very. And when I’ve thanked those folks for asserting that it’s Satan himself whose bothering with me, in spite of the Bible revealing he’s not omnipresent, well it seems to inexplicably shut down the conversation.

  • freehand

    Wow. What a pathetic little savage, living in a demon-haunted world, “explaining” everything in sexually-obsessed, smugly moralistic proclamations. If he weren’t so distasteful, I’d pity him. If a creature is utterly incapable of introspection, does that mean that it lacks self-awareness? Greed, I suppose, is a kind of self-awareness. (“God wants me to have more money!”)

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  • http://wordsgood4598.wordpress.com/author/wordsgood4598/ wordsgood

    Okay, next he’s going to say my MS is God’s punishment, right?