Wingnut: Obama the ‘Chosen Destroyer of America’

Right wing talk radio host Laurie Roth describes herself as the “Annie Oakley of the airwaves.” After reading this column full of wingnut madlibs, I can only assume that the comparison is in the fact that the brains of both are irretrievably dead.

Obama doesn’t have a dream to destroy America and make her disappear, but rather to enslave, control, and manipulate the people and all our assets. All those who resist his agenda will be destroyed. His stated views written and spoken for his whole “fake out” career have been to be the leader of an international movement and control the entire world with international laws.

Step one is to seize and redistribute all wealth, make America a mass of amorality, and crush real morality inspired by the God of the Holy Bible. Obama is a radical Communist/Islamist and has always hated what the real America represents. Christians, conservatives, and patriots must go, so must her spirit and real history of greatness.

Obama intends to make this transformation happen through clear and thought-out methodology. He has never just had a dream or philosophy he operates from, but detailed plans and international Islamic support. He has always mysteriously had billions of dollars in backing. It is most clear that Obama, from birth, was the chosen destroyer of America. Believe what you want, but the large sea of facts support this, from the massive millions spent to hide all Obama’s documents – falsifying his birth records, use of false social security cards, and hiding college records. Think about it a second. Have you ever heard of any U.S. president ever spending millions to hide every detail of his life from the people?

We see Obama organizing and enforcing a tectonic shift through the Islamic lead caliphate, with the goal of controlling the entire world one day. We have watched Obama side with Islamic dictator after dictator – exposing again and again his real faith in Allah and Muhammad, not the Holy Bible and Jesus Christ. Think of the endless amount of corrupt and criminal dictators and terrorist groups he has boldly backed – Zelaya, Morsi, giving aid, and comfort to the Taliban, employing Muslim Brotherhood members through out his staff on and on it goes. He always sides against the Christians and Jews and for Islamic radicals.

*yawn* And when Obama leaves office in two and a half years having not redistributed all wealth or set up an Islamic caliphate or enslaved the country to Sharia law, Roth will continue on her path of paranoia and stupidity without a moment’s thought to the fact that she was completely full of shit.

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  • D. C. Sessions

    And when Obama leaves office in two and a half years having not redistributed all wealth or set up an Islamic caliphate or enslaved the country to Sharia law, Roth will

    Take the credit for stopping him with her army of Prayer Warriors.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    “Step one is to seize and redistribute all wealth, make America a mass of amorality, and crush real morality inspired by the God of the Holy Bible.

    She says that like it’s a bad thing…

  • Loqi

    Part of HUSSEIN Obama’s carefully laid plan is to not actually do any of these things in order to trick people into thinking he’s not doing any of these things. Wake up sheeple! The conspiracy runs deeper than you think!

  • Mr Ed

    I think we have found the script for Ghostbusters III.

  • Erk12

    I was hoping The Destroyer would take the form of a giant sloar like during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    He always sides against the Christians and Jews and for Islamic radicals.

    That sure does explain why he killed Osama bin Laden don’t it!

    … (Obama’s) stated views written and spoken for his whole “fake out” career have been to be the leader of an international movement and control the entire world with international laws.

    Fake out career? What’s that even supposed to mean?

    Also entire world international laws? Yeah, that’s kinda what international laws mean and, er, y’know, the President of the USA doesn’t actually get to make international law so – no.

  • John Pieret

    Believe what you want …

    There’s your problem. Believing what you want instead of what the evidence shows.

  • daved

    This whole “chosen” thing bothers me. I mean, who chose him? Why him and not me? I’m slightly older than Obama, but not by much, and this seems like a pretty good gig. How come I can’t be the Chosen Destroyer of America?

  • D. C. Sessions

    Also entire world international laws? Yeah, that’s kinda what international laws mean and, er, y’know, the President of the USA doesn’t actually get to make international law so – no.

    I think that’s a dog whistle for “Agenda 21.” Or maybe the Illuminati, etc.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    daved

    “I mean, who chose him?”

    Why, the American people of course: and they did it twice! It’s all quite legal.

  • Larry

    I was hoping The Destroyer would take the form of a giant sloar like during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants.

    Many Shuvs and Zuuls would certainly what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  • busterggi

    “It is most clear that Obama, from birth, was the chosen destroyer of America.”

    Well if Jesus chose Obama then who is she to questions god’s plans?

    She never complained about the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man did she? ‘course not, he was white.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    Believe what you want, but the large sea of facts support this, from the massive millions spent to hide all Obama’s documents – falsifying his birth records, use of false social security cards, and hiding college records.

    1 – Why would the unknown “they” risk choosing someone at birth with everything that could go wrong with their plans in the following years?

    2 – Why would “they” spend all those resources falsifying birth records instead of choosing someone already born in, say, Ohio?

    This whole process sounds needlessly complicated, but then even when I’ve hated a politician it hasn’t been this disconnected from reality.

  • Richard Smith

    Think about it a second. Have you ever heard of any U.S. president ever spending millions to hide every detail of his life from the people?

    Think about it a second. Have you ever heard of any U.S. president ever being required to provide every detail of his life to the people?

  • lancifer

    The evil Islamic conspirators were down to choosing either Obama or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, but it turns out that marshmallows are Haram.

  • marcus

    StevoR @ 6 “That sure does explain why he killed Osama bin Laden don’t it! “

    And then had the body “buried at sea”. Hmmmmmm…..

  • Michael Heath

    Ed concludes:

    . . . when Obama leaves office in two and a half years having not redistributed all wealth or set up an Islamic caliphate or enslaved the country to Sharia law, Roth will continue on her path of paranoia and stupidity without a moment’s thought to the fact that she was completely full of shit.

    I predict Ms. Roth will claim miracle when President Obama leaves office in January 2017.

  • mareap

    I think Annie Oakley’s heirs should sue for defamation of character.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    If you’re really quiet, you can hear “Mooo ah-hah hah!” coming from the direction of the White House.

     

    Obama intends to make this transformation happen through clear and thought-out methodology.

    Triangulation?

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    We have watched Obama side with Islamic dictator after dictator

    That would be news Mubarak, Qaddafi, and Assad, three Islamic dictators that Obama did not side with. Two of which he had a hand in their ouster.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    d.c.wilson “Two of which he had a hand in their ouster.”

    That kind of filthy talk belongs in the trash bin, not the internet!

  • jefferylanam

    mareap@18: Anne Oakley actually sued William Randolph Hearst and others for libel after Hearst printed a story that she had been arrested for stealing to support a cocaine habit. Another woman had been arrested and told police her name was “Anne Oakley”. Most of the other papers that printed the story immediately issued retractions and apologies, but Hearst tried to get out of it and hired an investigator to try to dig up something to smear her with.

    Oakley was a supporter of women’s rights and a philanthropist. (Source Wikipedia)

  • moarscienceplz

    It is most clear that Obama, from birth, was the chosen destroyer of America.

    Ah! So THAT’s why we needed all those miscegenation laws. They were intended to prevent the birth of the chosen destroyer of America! It all makes sense now!

    So if America isn’t utterly destroyed by the time Obama leaves office, we can all relax, right? If he is THE chosen destroyer of America, that means there won’t be any others, so if, say, Hillary Clinton becomes President, Laurie Roth would be cool with that, right?

  • Nemo

    “Communist/Islamist”. Because those are basically synonyms, amirite?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Nemo “‘Communist/Islamist’. Because those are basically synonyms, amirite?”

    Sure. They both mean “things I don’t like”.

  • Crimson Clupeidae

    SteveoR@^:

    That sure does explain why he killed Osama bin Laden don’t it!

    The rightwing nutjobs think that was a coup…..

  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    “Think about it a second.”

    But only exactly one second. A) Because a second is not really enough time to actually think about anything, and B) we really don’t want you people to start thinking. Our revenue stream depends on people who are utterly incapable of having or entertaining any thought not placed in their heads by our excellent conservative media sources.

  • Donnie

    No. Wrong, Ed. They will claim it is prayer that prevented him from extending his term – not that pesky constitution of the millions upon millions that first charismatic, African American president will make upon the speaking circuit.

  • Bruce Weiner

    First of all Obummer did not kill bin Laden and more importantly if you can’t see what this man is doing to this nation your complete morons and theirs no help for you

  • Michael Heath

    Bruce Weiner @ 29,

    That’s a fucking awesome Poe. Thanks!