Diaz: Satan Controls Our Schools!

One of the more extreme speakers at NOM’s March for Marriage was New York state Sen. Ruben Diaz, who delivered a rousing speech in Spanish with a translator who shouted out everything he said. Did you know that because we “took God out of schools” Satan and his demons are now in charge? I didn’t either.

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  • matty1

    To be fair Satan has improved literacy rates and cut the number of unauthorized absences. I means sure his hooves mess up the playing field and no one knows what happened to the school kitten but overall he’s turned the school around.

  • John Pieret

    Yep, there’s nothing Satan hates worse than bored schoolkids’ prayers, recited by rote, while they daydream about playing the new videogame or about that boy/girl two rows over.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Not only that, but “Satan Is My Motor”

  • raven

    Diaz: Satan Controls Our Schools!

    Naw.

    Satan is unemployed and redundant. He lost his job to the fundie xians, who are even more malevolent.

    Rumor has it that he is scared silly of them and thinking of going back to heaven and helping god instead.

  • dingojack

    Saw the still and thought:

    They’re making a Spanish language re-make of Midnight Cowboy? Who are they getting to play Ratso?

    Then I pressed play…

    8Ɑ Dingo

  • vmanis1

    I have been reading that Diaz busses his constituents to these performances, many of them not even knowing where they’re going. One site, possibly Joe.My.God, but I don’t remember at this point, claimed that many of the Diazites at the `March’ `For’ `Marriage'[*] had in fact thought they were being taken on a tour of DC.

    If this is true, it puts a new perspective on the crowd size. Maybe of the two thousand or so people at the `March’, several hundred were brought there under false pretences. This underlines the essential irrelevance of the `movement’.

    [*] I can use scare quotes too!

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    dingojack ” They’re making a Spanish language re-make of Midnight Cowboy?”

    “¡Estoy caminando aquí!”

  • Trebuchet

    @5, Dingo:

    Then I pressed play…

    Well THERE’S yer problem! Seriously, I never play any of these videos. My brain is deteriorating fast enough as it is.

    @6, Vmanis1:

    One site, possibly Joe.My.God, but I don’t remember at this point, claimed that many of the Diazites at the `March’ `For’ `Marriage’[*] had in fact thought they were being taken on a tour of DC.

    I saw that right here at FTB, possibly in a comment. Pretty typical Republican sleeze.

  • caseloweraz

    Diaz: Satan Controls Our Schools!

    I blame it on the janitorial staff. I told them to sanitize the classrooms, but they must have misunderstood.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    Once again we have a story of the God they claim is supposed to be omnipotent being prevented from going where he pleases by the actions of puny, minimally potent humans.

  • Crimson Clupeidae

    I was waiting for the: “But he made the trains run on time.”

    Satan sounds like a harsh task master, but he gets things done! Unlike that lazy gawd fellow who sits around hurling ‘natural’ disasters willy nilly whenever he gets a bug up his arse.