Douchebro Motivational Speaker Arrested

Remember Justin Lookadoo, the douchebro motivational speaker who goes into schools and delivers sexist diatribes about how girls can attract boys by letting them be in charge? Well he was just arrested after being found in his car drunk and with puke all over the place.

A nationally recognized motivational speaker scheduled to speak to middle school students in Evansville was a no show Tuesday.

14 News has learned 44-year-old Justin Lookadoo was booked into the Vanderburgh County Jail.

Authorities say they found Justin in his car on the side of I-164.

Officials say he told them he was tired and pulled off to take a nap, but deputies first tell us they quickly realized something was wrong.

Records show that during the investigation, deputies noticed Lookadoo had vomited inside his car and smelled of alcohol.

Authorities say he failed field sobriety tests and recorded a BAC of .07…

His biography says the presentations are “designed to reinforce the importance of high moral values and character for teens.”

How terribly not shocking.

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  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    “Do as I say, not as I do” shall be the whole of the law.

  • tuibguy

    A BAC of .07, while above the .05 that is considered safe, indicates that he has another problem. If he was throwing up from that, he may have some other condition or something else wrong.

    I lost a friend who threw up from her first beer at a party, I wasn’t there, but she felt sick and so someone suggested that she lay down. She lay on her back, and choked to death on her vomit while the party was going on around her. This douchebro is actually lucky to have survived, and among the embarrassment of being a hypocrite, I certainly hope the doctors look into what caused that reaction.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    I know it’s a cheap shot, but “Lookadoo”??… is that anything like Zoo Doo?

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    I predict that he, and/or his douchebro fanboys, will find a woman to blame for this, probably within a week of the arrest.

  • Doug Little

    Sounds like he is danger of losing his douchebro membership card for not being able to keep the beers and shots down, sounds like dicks should have been drawn on his face for passing out in the car*.

    * I’m in no way condoning this behaviour I’ve seen enough pictures on the net to form an opinion about what happens to someone when they pass out around fellow douchebros.

  • http://www.thelosersleague.com theschwa

    I predict that he, and/or his douchebro fanboys, will find a woman to blame for this, probably within a week of the arrest.

    That bitch bartender over-served me!

  • Richard Smith

    It’s only a short step from being a motivational speaker sleeping in a car by the side of the highway to a motivational speaker living in a van down by the river.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Normally you’re against this kind of police overreach. I mean, talk about being railroaded. Can the police even prove that was his vomit?

  • Artor

    .07 is suspiciously shy of .08, which I believe is the legal limit for DUI. I wonder if someone fudged the record to avoid sending a “godly man” to jail? Do drunks usually puke at only .07?

  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    If he was asleep in the car for several hours before the police found him, he would have been much drunker at the time he barfed.

    The rule of thumb is that for every hour the average person’s body eliminates about .02. There generally is a waiting period before the test is administered. So, say, there was a three-hour lag between the vomiting episode, the cops checking the car and a test being administered at jail and he was looking at a BAC of around .14.

    Much of the population would throw up with that amount of alcohol in their blood.

  • Doug Little

    fifthdentist @10,

    I found a site that rates effects vs BAC.

    The effects of alcohol intoxication are greatly influenced by individual variations among users. Some users may become intoxicated at a much lower Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) level than is shown.

    0.02-0.03 BAC: No loss of coordination, slight euphoria and loss of shyness. Depressant effects are not apparent. Mildly relaxed and maybe a little lightheaded.

    0.04-0.06 BAC: Feeling of well-being, relaxation, lower inhibitions, sensation of warmth. Euphoria. Some minor impairment of reasoning and memory, lowering of caution. Your behavior may become exaggerated and emotions intensified (Good emotions are better, bad emotions are worse)

    0.07-0.09 BAC: Slight impairment of balance, speech, vision, reaction time, and hearing. Euphoria. Judgment and self-control are reduced, and caution, reason and memory are impaired, .08 is legally impaired and it is illegal to drive at this level. You will probably believe that you are functioning better than you really are.

    0.10-0.125 BAC: Significant impairment of motor coordination and loss of good judgment. Speech may be slurred; balance, vision, reaction time and hearing will be impaired. Euphoria.

    0.13-0.15 BAC: Gross motor impairment and lack of physical control. Blurred vision and major loss of balance. Euphoria is reduced and dysphoria (anxiety, restlessness) is beginning to appear. Judgment and perception are severely impaired.

    0.16-0.19 BAC: Dysphoria predominates, nausea may appear. The drinker has the appearance of a “sloppy drunk.”

    0.20 BAC: Felling dazed, confused or otherwise disoriented. May need help to stand or walk. If you injure yourself you may not feel the pain. Some people experience nausea and vomiting at this level. The gag reflex is impaired and you can choke if you do vomit. Blackouts are likely at this level so you may not remember what has happened.

    0.25 BAC: All mental, physical and sensory functions are severely impaired. Increased risk of asphyxiation from choking on vomit and of seriously injuring yourself by falls or other accidents.

    0.30 BAC: STUPOR. You have little comprehension of where you are. You may pass out suddenly and be difficult to awaken.

    0.35 BAC: Coma is possible. This is the level of surgical anesthesia.

    0.40 BAC and up: Onset of coma, and possible death due to

    respiratory arrest.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Doug Little “0.07-0.09 BAC: Slight impairment of balance, speech, vision, reaction time, and hearing. Euphoria. Judgment and self-control are reduced, and caution, reason and memory are impaired, .08 is legally impaired and it is illegal to drive at this level…”

    /reads symptoms /falls off chair /cheers /forgets why I’m on the floor

    Oh my God! I’m drunk right now!

     

    “You will probably believe that you are functioning better than you really are.”

    Lucky, then, that it doesn’t effect me.

  • http://www.twitter.com/jablair51 Ouabache

    I so badly want Fred Armisen to do a parody of this guy. All he needs is the right blonde wig.

  • sabrekgb

    The dude may be a douche, but for the tiny amount of credit it’s worth, at least he decided to pull over and sleep it off instead of continuing to drive. In this case, considering the location, it seems pretty obvious that he drove there, but i’ve always been uncomfortable with implementation of DUI laws that presume simply because someone is in a car that they are guilty of DUI. I am aware of several instances of guys going out to the parking lot after drinking, realizing they are too drunk to drive, deciding to sleep it off in their car and then being arrested after being awakened by a cop knocking on the window. This seems to give a bit of perverse incentive, and i think these situations should not be illegal…it’s a bit of over-reach with our DUI laws.

    Regardless of anything else, it’s a good thing he was found like he was as opposed to being found at the scene of an accident.

  • tubi

    Modus @8

    Can the police even prove that was his vomit?

    Good point. I mean, you can’t dust for vomit.