From the Annals of Amazing Fuckwittery, a group of douchebags in Cincinnati decided to order a bunch of automatic weapons and wander through a neighborhood in that city shouting racial slurs at people. They’re led by this weapons-grade dumbass:
You knew he was going to look like that, didn’t you? It was inevitable. And he’s a freaking genius.
“This is going on YouTube, n*gga, world star,” Deboard says to a passing group of black men.
Police conducted a further investigation after the video was posted online, and the 23-year-old Deboard was arrested and charged with menacing by stalking and violation of a protection order.
He remains jailed on $25,000 bond, and an April 16 Facebook post apparently announced his intention to buy the weapons seen in the video.
“Bouta go cop 2 ar-15s brand new in the box with front grips rail mounts extra clips and a thousand rounds of 556 shells not ta mention 2 Canon t3i cameras && 2 crotch rockets & thats just starting our morning! #Realmfsdorealthings,” posted Deboard, an aspiring rapper who uses the name “Lil Krayzie.”
Now that he’s been arrested, there’s a Rhodes scholarship up for grabs.
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