Scarborough: God Would be Justified to Nuke America

Deranged anti-gay pastor Rick Scarborough told a Florida conference that God would be “perfectly just and vindicated” if he destroyed the United States with a dirty bomb because Obama has appointed a handful of ambassadors who are gay. And he says no wonder the Arab world calls America the Great Satan.

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  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    God needs to use nukes?? What happened to killing you with his brain? Poor sod must be getting senile.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    “What happened to killing you with his brain”

    No!!

    Sorry, sorry! That was River Tam…

  • Chiroptera

    I’m sure that God feels that there is nothing wrong with the US that a few 15 Mt bombs won’t fix.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    Christian death cultists yearn for death.

    Meanwhile, water is wet, and trolls be trollin’

  • rationalinks

    God – Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  • Alverant

    Back in 2008 candidate Obama got a lot of flak for having a pastor who said, “God damn America” because of how the government was treating poor people. Naturally, conservatives give Scarborough a pass. Look Scarborough, if your god didn’t get angry over how slaves were treated, he shouldn’t get bent out of shape over a few ambassadors. But if he does, then your god is one sick and evil deity.

  • John Pieret

    God needs to use nukes??

    He’s just keeping up with the times. Fire and brimstone and global floods are just so passé.

    And he says no wonder the Arab world calls America the Great Satan.

    Just goes to show that the far Christian right is just like the radical Islamists … they just differ in details.

  • colnago80

    Re Chiroptera @ #3

    Nah, god would use Tsar Bombes.

  • raven

    Scarborough: God Would be Justified to Nuke America

    Scarborough is an America hater like a lot of fundies.

    One wonders why he doesn’t emigrate to one of the xian paradise countries. Oh wait, there aren’t any out of 220 countries. The closest is Uganda.

  • raven

    Scarborough: God Would be Justified to Nuke America

    Scarborough’s god is just his sockpuppet.

    This is what he wants to do. No suprise. Xian morality is an oxymoron.

  • dingojack

    SLC – nah, he’d use Bombe Alaska*.

    😉 Dingo

    ——–

    * … and he’s only 6000 years old. Clearly early-onset senile dementia. (Zeus — a thousand years older and sharp as a tack).

  • amenhotepstein

    @richardelguru

    God kills with his Rain, not his “bRain” – see the Noachic flood in Genesis for a step-by-step guide.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    They call America the “Great Satan” because there’s a smattering of gay diplomats? Who knew? I, for one, view time as a line, but apparently seeing it as a series of dots to be connected in any order to buttress a pre-concluded conclusion is common, too.

     

    Alverant “Back in 2008 candidate Obama got a lot of flak for having a pastor who said, “God damn America” because of how the government was treating poor people. Naturally, conservatives give Scarborough a pass.”

    Because those are totally different things, for two reasons. One, Obama isn’t a member of their in-group. Two, Scarborough is.

    I’m glad we could clear that up.

  • Artor

    Apologies to the good captain, but what does Gawd need with a nuke?

  • http://www.decrepitoldfool.com georgewiman

    God would know better than to mess with River Tam.

  • dugglebogey

    A Dirty Bomb? According to a really bad movie I watched a week ago, he prefers floods and pestilence.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    The linked story doesn’t say where in Florida Scarborough shared this insight, and a search for the mentioned-in-passing “CBC Baptist Church” produces hits from all over the state.

    Presumably Scarborough knows better than to set foot in Orlando, after his prophetic colleague Pat Robertson warned us all that God will send meteors there to avenge their display of rainbow flags once over a decade ago.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=701394965 patrickashton

    Remember, these are the same people who believe God was “perfectly just and vindicated” for wiping out virtually every living creature on Earth with a flood a few thousand years ago.

  • Doug Little

    I was just in Amsterdam for gay pride and let me tell you god hit that place with a glitter bomb as well as holding off the rain until the canal parade was almost over. It was almost like the old bastard was having a good time.

  • davex

    Hey, their god doesn’t work like that! There’s that infamous story where he was mad at the Egyptians for holding the Jews as slaves, so in a fit of ends-justity-any-means-pique, he waited for 400 years to kill some babies with a plague, rather than neutron-irradiating the testicles of the decision makers.

    Seriously, if some popular religious leader tells his millions of followers that god wants some country bombed, there is a problem.

  • busterggi

    So, is god going to launch the nukes from his spaceship or what?

  • dingojack

    busterggi – “…It’s the only way to be sure.”

    Dingo