Remember Jordan Haskins, the Republican candidate for the Michigan state house who ended his campaign after it came out that he had a long history of breaking into people’s cars to masturbate while cranking the engine? Guess who’s back? Back again…
Less than one month after announcing he was quitting a race for state representative, Republican Jordan Haskins says he plans to re-launch his campaign.
“I’m jumping back in,” Haskins said. “I was just taking a break and thinking about some things.”
Haskins was the lone Republican candidate filed for the 95th State House District seat being vacated by Rep. Stacy Erwin Oakes, D-Saginaw, who is running for the Michigan Senate…In the early morning hours of Aug. 5, after the Democratic primary was called for Guerra, Haskins posted to Facebook, “I will again be actively campaigning for the 95th District.”
He said Guerra winning the primary contest was the main reason he chose to jump back in the race.
“If Norm Braddock had won, I may not have gotten back in,” Haskins said.
A friend of mine wondered, with him having such a specific fetish, does he have a particular model of car he prefers to jack off in? Does he think Japanese cars are sexier? Enquiring minds wanna know.