I’m very bummed to report that Victoria Jackson lost her bid for a seat on the Williamson, Tennessee County Commission, where she would have kept me in stitches blathering on about Agenda 21 and Obama’s Marxist Muslim agenda while deliberating on whether to grant a waiver for a gas station to put up a new sign. But fear not, she won’t be going away. And besides, she didn’t really like math anyway.
On a personal note, my campaign, the office of “County Commissioner of Williamson County District 2″ was pushed aside as unimportant. The TV coverage seemed to ignore that office. But, my friends and I were very curious. Did our efforts mean anything? Was anyone listening? The doors I knocked. The sweat that poured from my pores as I walked the street next to rush hour traffic on Columbia Pike, holding my sign, pushing my “push cards,” the videos, articles, enduring the barbs from the liberally biased media… All for naught?After we celebrated the win of ‘conservative values,’ and hugged our amazing candidate friends, my friends Chris and Brenda started watching the Brixx TV looking for my thing. Finally, the TV reported that Betsy and Judy, my opponents, got 1,000 something votes each and I got 600 something. 2 commissioners of 3 are chosen. I lost!
My first reaction? Hmmm. Well, I don’t really like numbers, and Commissioners mostly talk about numbers, the budget.
Well there ya go. Oh, and it might have something to do with her persona:
I do portray a “ditz” extremely well and have been paid well for that…gift. My persona could be a stumbling block. My voice. The bow.
Yes, the fact that you’re a moron might have had something to do with why you lost.