Fresh off his absurdly over-the-top performance as the evil atheist philosophy professor in God’s Not Dead, has-been actor Kevin Sorbo will again perform in a movie that appeals to the Tea Party types. This time it’s a movie about the non-existent threat of chemtrails.
In Poison Sky, yet another film that caters to conservatives who lack any understanding of the real world, Sorbo plays a Norwegian shipping magnate who sells chemicals to the United States government–yes, for CHEMTRAILS.
The movie will feature footage from Arizona state Senator Kelli Ward’s ridiculous hearing on the tin-foil-hat theory that the United States government is spraying chemicals to alter weather patterns, kill residents, and other dastardly aims.
While Ward’s hearing was entertaining, it only served to legitimize ridiculous claims that the contrails left by aircraft are anything but water vapors…At the meeting, residents expressed their idiotic concerns.
“Every time they do chemtrailing there is some dramatic change in the weather. I noticed it this weekend and then it got very windy,” one resident said. “I’m not a scientist and I don’t know what’s in the (chemtrails). I think we have a right to know instead of worry about it every day.”
Another resident said that the “chemtrails” may be “extraterrestrial weapons, chemical, biological, environmental, climate, or tectonic weapons.” Another sagely added, “Really, we are being sprayed like we’re bugs and it’s really not okay.”
One resident offered a “scientific” test for chemtrails: “There’s a simple test you can take with hydrogen peroxide and red wine in your mouth. And when you spit it out, you will see all those nanoparticles collect in the bowl. Every single one of you are affected. Every single one.”
Hey, a guy’s gotta eat, right?