From the Department of Utter Cluelessness: Bryan Fischer says it’s perfectly understandable that the police officer shot Michael Brown 6 times because Brown had marijuana in his system, so he was “hyped up” on it and probably looking to kill someone. Because that’s totally what pot does to you.
“We know now he did have marijuana in his system,” Fischer explained, “and we’ve had stories, remember, we’ve had stories from Colorado, people going berserk on marijuana and killing people, hyped up on marijuana. So it’s more dangerous than people think.”
Yes, we have stories! Stories, people! Not true ones, of course, but stories! Seriously, smoke a joint and relax, Bryan.