Wiles and Shoebat, Together at Last

Rick Wiles, the Christian fascist radio show host, had fake “ex-terrorist” Walid Shoebat on his show this week and the results were predictably idiotic. Obama is a jihadist, blah blah blah, he’s using gay rights and ISIS (which he’s in favor of, despite bombing the shit out of them) to destroy America. Stop me if you’ve heard this bullshit before.

“He is waging jihad from inside the White House, his foreign policy is 100 percent pro-Islam, he has waged jihad on this country, he has shredded the Constitution, he has defiled the U.S. military by forcing the military to accept homosexuality,” he said.

“Obama is destroying Christian America, that’s his assignment as a jihadist, it is to destroy Christian America.”

After Wiles said that CIA director John Brennan is also “an Islamist,” Shoebat claimed that the U.S. government is feeling the effects of an Islamist “infiltration.” Shoebat added that God is punishing America with Obama’s presidency: “America has abandoned its Judeo-Christian ethics and so God has given them to their own desires and that’s why we have Obama. When Americans wake up and God removes Obama and we have a different president, maybe God will have mercy on us.”

Pssst. God isn’t going to remove Obama from power, the Constitution is. He’s going to leave office at the end of his term, like every other president does, and God will have nothing at all to do with it.

Wiles also alleged that “ISIS and the U.S. government are the same, you cannot separate the two. The U.S. government created ISIS just like it created Al Qaeda, but Al Qaeda wasn’t bloody enough for them so they had to create a worse monster to get the job done.”

Only on Planet Wingnuttia could something believe that the government is bombing the hell out of a group and supporting that group.

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  • dugglebogey

    Isn’t this just the red scare again, with the word “communist” replaced with “muslim?” (Or sometimes “muslin,” since most of these people are borderline retarded.)

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Only on Planet Wingnuttia could something believe that the government is bombing the hell out of a group and supporting that group.

    He’s also jailing Christians by not jailing them. And he raised taxes by cutting them. And he cut Defense’s budget by increasing it. It’s Bizarro Obama.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    Pssst. God isn’t going to remove Obama from power, the Constitution is. He’s going to leave office at the end of his term, like every other president does, and God will have nothing at all to do with it.

    What? Are you kidding, Ed?

    God wrote the Constitution!

  • Chiroptera

    …so God has given them to their own desires and that’s why we have Obama.

    America: “We desire a President who’s not another incompetent Republican. Thanks, God!”

  • lpetrich

    dugglebogey #1: I’ve come to think that also. It’s as if the cold warriors feel distraught that their favorite enemy has not only refused to exist, but has denied them the triumph of riding tanks into Moscow. Communism has been kaput in eastern Europe for over two decades, and the remaining Communist countries are either pipsqueaks like North Korea or capitalist roaders like China.

  • grumpyoldfart

    The sad thing is that they tell these stories only because there is an audience eager to hear (and believe) them.

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    After Wiles said that CIA director John Brennan is also “an Islamist”…

    Nonsense. Brennan is white.

  • dcsohl

    If God is punishing America, and the tool of his punishment is Obama, why do wingnuts so desperately want him removed from office? Are they really that eager to subvert God’s will?

  • peterh

    There are so many ways to have great fun with such screamingly idiotic nuttery – except anyone with a IQ greater than that of a doorstop has to realize the danger in like-minded nutters taking that drivel seriously – and trying to act on it.

    Anyone here remember Molester Mole & Wiley Catt?