Saleem: Obama Wants ISIS to Attack So He Can Become Dictator

Fake “ex-terrorist” Kamal Saleem has caught President Obama red-handed. He has figured out that Obama secretly wants ISIS to attack the United States so he can declare martial law, cancel the next election and become a dictator. And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for those pesky wingnuts.

In fact, Saleem said ISIS will soon bomb America … allowing Obama to declare martial law and remain in office.

“When the Muslim comes to America and they start doing bombing,” Saleem explained, “it will establish martial law and it will establish that probably the president doesn’t have to step down for years until the martial law is done with.”

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And that’s when things get really weird:

Saleem warned that Obama is using abortion rights and LGBT equality to “devastate the Christian fundamental power and establish the authority of Islam” in America, adding that Obama is “waging jihad” and “engraving Islamization into the history of the United States of America and in the future of the United States.”

“It will have to be a miracle from God that America can walk out of this,” he said.

Uh, yeah. Obama is using abortion and gay rights — two things Muslims despise even more than Christian fascists like Saleem — to help the Muslims take over. Because that makes total sense.

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  • Chiroptera

    …devastate the Christian fundamental power….

    lol

    ‘Cause if there’s one thing I think of when I think of US Christian fundamentalists, it’s how much I owe them for protecting constitutional democracy.

  • sugarfrosted

    You don’t get it Ed, he’s playing the long game. The very long game. The insanely long game.

  • busterggi

    Well if you can’t trust a fake ex-terrorist who can you trust?

  • sunsangnim

    What makes him think Obama doesn’t want to step down at the end of his term? Just watch the man give a press conference. He looks exhausted and frustrated. It seems obvious that he can’t wait for January 2017, and he’s just hoping that nothing too bad happens before then.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    I thought Obamacare was Obama’s plan to become dictator. Or was it the thousands of kids crossing the border from Central America? Or was it cooking the unemployment numbers? Oh wait, I know, it was secretly brining 6 million Muslims into the country and hiding them in our National Parks.

    Man. Obama has more nefarious plans to become dictator than Wile E. Coyote has to catch the Road Runner.

  • logicgrrl

    You forgot taking our guns away & putting us in FEMA camps. Lets keep it all straight, shall we?

  • roggg

    “When the Muslim comes to America and they start doing bombing,” Saleem explained, “it will establish martial law and it will establish that probably the president doesn’t have to step down for years until the martial law is done with.”

    “The Muslim” is already here…he works in IT down the hall from me. I’m not sure when he starts doing bombing. I hope he gets my test machines re-imaged first. I’ll keep you all updated.

  • Kevin Kehres

    It’s all a distraction from BENGHAZI!1!eleventy!! when Obama secretly flew over there and commanded the raid on the embassy and slaughtered the Ambassador with his own hands.

    …well, that’s what I heard…

  • lorn

    I love the refrigerator magnet poetry style conspiracy theory mix. The whole claim that he an attack or or other large event would be used to cancel the election has been around since Clinton. Its like conspiracy theories get reduced to ideas, are randomly reassembled into a new pattern with other bits and are rebroadcast out into the media space where they fly for a bit until they get recycled. No pieces are ever lost and at every retelling new pieces are added.

  • anubisprime

    Soon as ISIS actually rule the roost…Saleem will be a very unhappy ex-fake terrorist, he will be one of the first to be interviewed by the new overlords!

  • stever

    The idea of Washington insiders hoping for, or even planning, another terrorist strike on the scale of 9/11 is classic far-far-Right wingnuttery, but given the size of the hole that 9/11 burned in the Bill of Rights, it’s no longer incredible.

  • John Pieret

    My favorite part is when Saleem says that part of Obama’s nefarious plan is “allowing” Islam to be practiced in America just like abortion and homosexuality.

    No doubt he will tell you how much he loves the Constitution … so much so that he won’t defile it by reading it!

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @7. roggg : “The Muslim” is already here..”

    How do you now which Muslim is *the* Muslim eh?

    There’s plenty of them – most Muslims, of course, are peaceful but there are undeniably also a few terrorists and extremists too.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @12. John Pieret : My favorite part is when Saleem says that part of Obama’s nefarious plan is “allowing” Islam to be practiced in America just like abortion and homosexuality.

    Yes indeed. Islam can already be practiced – and has been practiced for almost if not absolutely all US history – in America. If the Muslims are just following their faith in peace and not hurting anyone else then that’s fine by me although it is a religion I really detest.

  • John Pieret

    If the Muslims are just following their faith in peace and not hurting anyone else

    Well, you see, “allowing” a religion to be practiced under the US constitution is not dependent on all the followers (or purported followers) good behavior. There are plenty of Christians who are not following their faith in peace and who are hurting other people. Under our system we can only go after the bad actors, not the group as a whole. I’m glad you recognize that fact even if you detest Islam, it can still be practiced here. I am kind of curious which religions you don’t really detest. Unitarian Universalists, I suppose. Some strains of Buddhism, perhaps? Quakers? Pretty much all the rest have been or are violent against others.