Fake ‘Ex-Terrorist’: ISIS Part of the Gay Agenda

One of the truly bizarre claims we hear from the Christian right is that gay people are somehow in league with Muslim fundamentalists who want them dead (and vice versa). It’s the kind of claim that should result in people pointing and laughing at you wherever you go for the rest of your life, but it pays handsomely on Planet Wingnuttia. Fake “ex-terrorist” Walid Shoebat is the latest to make this moronic claim.

In one interrogation by Iraqi officials of an ISIS terrorist who carried out seven beheadings. The terrorist not only confesses the gruesome beheadings he carried out, but also confesses the dark side which is virtually unknown regarding sadistic homosexual group “marriages” and rituals. In this incredible story, Shoebat.com translates the short testimony of one of eleven recruits who were sodomized by the ISIS “prince” Abu Ala’.

Abu Ala’ made a fatwa permitting himself to marry and sodomize his recruits, with the exception that no man can sodomize him.

ISIS is truly the manifestation of the purest form of the homosexual agenda: sodomizing men as both torture and pleasure, and killing those who disagree with them.

For fuck’s sake. ISIS has been carrying out a campaign of rape all over Iraq, including huge numbers of women, as a terror tactic. But the rape of women is not, of course, the “purest form of the heterosexual agenda” to Shoebat, who cares only about demonizing gay people. It’s also amusing that Shoebat is now claiming to be a “former member of the Muslim Brotherhood.” He used to claim he was a member of the PLO, though even the Israeli government says they can find zero evidence that he was ever involved at all (he claims to have been part of bombing a bank and being sent to jail in Israel, something the police in that country say they have no evidence of). Whatever it takes to keep the grift going.

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  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    He used to claim he was a member of the PLO…

    He was. The Pittsburgh Lineman Organization. He has the belt and gaffs for his boots to prove it, too!

  • Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    In this incredible story, . . .

    Yup.

  • laurentweppe

    It’s also amusing that Shoebat is now claiming to be a “former member of the Muslim Brotherhood.” He used to claim he was a member of the PLO, though even the Israeli government says they can find zero evidence that he was ever involved at all

    Maybe he finally got the memo that the PLO was a secular organization loathed by the fundies who spent a good chunk of the seventies and eighties trying to undercut it in order to take its place and decided to rewrite his former satanic bishop shtick to be one chouïa more verisimilar.

  • colnago80

    OT, I suggest that the bloggers here read what Kaveh Mousavi has to say today. Here is someone who, unlike the rest of the bloggers here, who blog from the relative safety of Western countries, blogs from a fascist dictatorship, namely Iran, where his very safety is in jeopardy. This is serious business.

    http://freethoughtblogs.com/marginoferr/

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    It’s also amusing that Shoebat is now claiming to be a “former member of the Muslim Brotherhood.” He used to claim he was a member of the PLO…

    Give it a few years, and he’ll claim to be a former member of ISIS.

  • http://www.facebook.com/connorbd BrianX

    #5:

    They don’t know or recognize a difference. To the people Shoebat makes his money from, it’s all the same nebulous dusky hordes.

  • anubisprime

    Since when has reality ever been a required trait for the chronically dim and dishonest?

    As BrianX @ 6 mentions…it is stories and tales to illicit cash from the ponderously dumb and bigoted that cannot string a coherent logic string together to save their fatuous skin.

    If anyone is different. or believe different or do not believe at all then they are all demons in disguise…these credulous cretins were never meant to leave the caves, they never grew up and they never understood education.

    Scam merchants like Shoebat have discovered that lies, exaggeration and sensationalism are the golden path to riches beyond compare.

    Throw in jeebus blubbing here and there and it is guaranteed!

  • eric

    ISIS is truly the manifestation of the purest form of the homosexual agenda

    They’ve even got their own dance tune. “She’s got it! Oh baby, she’s got it. I’m your Isis, I’m your fire, what’s your desire….”

    Whatever it takes to keep the grift going.

    All things considered, I think I’d rather have right wing fundamentalist money go to Shoebat than a congresscritter. So in a way, he’s doing the public a service.

  • John Pieret

    it is stories and tales to illicit cash from the ponderously dumb and bigoted

    Freudian slip? It works for me though.