Fischer: Force Immigrants to Become Christians

Bryan Fischer burnished his credentials as a Christian fascist by demanding that the United States do immigration “God’s way” and force all immigrants to convert to Christianity before entering the country. Remember, when ISIS forces people to convert or die, it’s an outrage. When Christians do it, it’s just God’s way.

If we “did immigration God’s way,” Fischer said, that would mean that “those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions — that would mean Christianity and not Islam — and they would leave behind their religion and their god.”

“That would mean leaving behind Islam and Allah,” he explained, as well as adopting Judeo-Christian values, which means they they would not be allowed to complain about the sale or consumption of bacon or the inability to obtain Halal foods.

“If this were to happen,” he concluded, “we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”

Let me quote Thomas Jefferson:

Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned: yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth.

Fischer, of course, is both a fool and a hypocrite. And a religious totalitarian, just like those Muslims he hates so much.

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  • dingojack

    Shorter Fischer:

    ’cause if you don’t they’ll force Christians to become Muslims – and that’s far worse because forcing someone to conform to a religious position they don’t agree with is bad for Christians only because …. um… well … just because..

    Dingo

    (I’ll take ‘special pleading’ for $1000, thanks Alex).

  • dingojack

    “If this were to happen,” he concluded, “we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”

    ein volk, ein reich, ein führer!! Seig Heil x 3

    Dingo

  • eric

    If this were to happen,” he concluded, “we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”

    After all, the re-conquista and inquisition is what made Spain into the military and economic superpower it is today.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Can’t we force some of them to be Judeos too?

  • raven

    “If this were to happen,” he concluded, “we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”

    Naw. Fischer really is an idiot.

    Xianity is hopelessly fractured. In times past they fought huge wars among themselves until we took away their armies and heavy weapons. A lot of scholars consider speciation to have taken place and refer to a collection of religions as the xianities.

    I’m sure Bryan Fischer hates moderate and progressive xians just as much as he hates Moslems and atheists.

  • Trebuchet

    @4: Only of the messianic variety. Of course, Catholics aren’t Christians either so all those pesky brown-skinned migrants from south of the border would need to join the evangelical church of Fischer’s choice.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    And everybody knows, the best way to obtain an honest conversion is by means of conversion as legal requirement for immigration.

  • dhall

    Oddly enough, when the Europeans came here, they didn’t leave their religion and god behind to convert to the native inhabitants’ religions. They embarked on a campaign of genocide, slavery and forced conversions to Christianity instead. Sounds just a wee bit hypocritical. Not that I’d expect anything else from such fonts of wisdom and knowledge.

  • grumpyoldfart

    I wonder how many of the christian hoi-poloi would agree with Fischer? A few dozen? Or millions of them?

  • cptdoom

    That would mean leaving behind Islam and Allah,” he explained, as well as adopting Judeo-Christian values, which means they they would not be allowed to complain about the sale or consumption of bacon or the inability to obtain Halal foods.

    Because Jews are so into selling and consuming bacon, especially those of the Orthodox sects.

    Nimrod.

  • arakasi

    Because of the great differences in Christian sects, it only makes sense that all Americans should convert to the largest Christian denomination. So when would Fischer like to schedule his Catholic baptism?

  • vereverum

    we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”

    Didn’t work out so well the last time:

    And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech. So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: (Gen 11:6-8)

  • Chiroptera

    What good would forced conversions do? I thought that conservatives think “taqiyya” means that Mulsims lie all the time to fool the infidels.

  • eric

    Because Jews are so into selling and consuming bacon, especially those of the Orthodox sects.

    Well, as has been pointed out before, evangelistic Christians spouting the term “Judeo-Christian” mean the parts of the venn diagram internal to the Christian circle…which does include the part of the Judeo circle that overlaps with it, but not the part of the Judeo circle that doesn’t.

  • Al Dente

    Fischer wants those immigrants to convert to his particular cult, none of that Catholic or mainstream Protestant silliness. Evangelical, fundamentalist, babbling in tongues, Biblical literalist Christianity is the only way to go if you want a green card.

  • Synfandel

    “If this were to happen,” he concluded, “we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”

    …and in the darkness bind them.

  • sugarfrosted

    @10, where did you ever get the idea that he wouldn’t convert Jews? That’s a long standing Judeo-Christian tradition. (in that Christians like to forcible “convert” Jews. (Most of them just end up practicing in secret, like what the Muslims in his scenario do.)

    I could imagine Fischer forcing the Yezidi to convert to his Christianity in order to escape ISIS.

  • Kevin Kehres

    @17 sugarfrosted

    Oh no. The Yezidi worship Satan. Them you have to burn at the stake.

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    If we “did immigration God’s way,” Fischer said, that would mean that “those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions…

    I think he means skin color.

  • sugarfrosted

    @18 You missed the word “his” in “his Christianity” it seems.

  • pacal

    Mr. Fischer why do you hate and despise America so much?

  • theguy

    So what happens if Jewish refugees come to America? Would Fischsticks force them to convert?

    Also @ #2, that’s what I was going to say: sounds better in the original German.

    /sarcasm

  • whheydt

    “[R]eligious values and traditions”, eh? How about we introduce Fischer to the Founder of Rhode Island, Roger Williams. Cant’ get much more American than that, let alone more “traditional”.

  • dingojack

    Eric (#3) – Further to you point, see Converso & Morisco.

    @@

    Dingo

  • Synfandel

    If we “did immigration God’s way,” Fischer said, that would mean that “those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions…

    And if the Native Americans had done immigration God’s way, that would mean that those who came to their shores would have been expected to adopt their religious values and traditions. Ergo, God wants us all to eat peyote.

  • howardhershey

    Perhaps someone should remind him that the vast majority of would-be immigrants currently resorting to crossing our Southern border without papers are Christians (most Catholic, but a significant number of evangelicals). Perhaps he could just allow more of them to enter. Unfortunately they all have (in his view) an unfortunate skin condition.