Alex Jones: Obama to Let ISIS Loose in America

Leave it to Alex Jones to one-up even the bizarre right wing conspiracies regarding ISIS. The run-of-the-mill wingnuts may think that Obama is not doing enough to stop ISIS because he sympathizes with them, but Jones knows it’s much worse than that — ISIS is actually on the payroll and is already in the U.S., where they will be allowed to carry out attacks so Obama can seize the guns and declare martial law.

“ISIS basically works for” the U.S. government, Jones tells listeners of his radio program, in his latest exposé of What Obama Isn’t Telling You.

Before you call him crazy, listen up – the man his done his research: “When I tell you that they’re getting ready to release grade-level – I’m talking three, four, five thousand terrorist sleepers in this country – that’s top capabilities in my research that Islamic State has in this country,” Jones says…

And so, if I wanted to overthrow America, if I wanted to overthrow what’s left of Western civilization, if I wanted to bring in a tyranny, so I could then turn the West into an armored compound to launch a global war worldwide to take over the planet for the bankers and destroy the other free countries and the rogue countries, as well as the West, while I was at it, I would fund radical jihadists worldwide to threaten the West, to state horrible atrocities. I would then give them part of the Middle East as their payoff …

It’s incredible that we’ve been on the verge of having the guns seized and martial law declared perpetually for decades now, according to these conspiracy nuts, but it never actually happens. If we treated them like the false prophets in the Bible, they’d have been stoned to death by now.

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  • Kevin Kehres

    5 thousand “sleepers”? Why not … 1 million? (puts pinkie up to the corner of his mouth)

    I keep waiting for the day Alex Jones bursts from all of the shit he’s full of.

  • blf

    (Cross-posted from poopyhead’s blog.)

    There is an article in today’s New York Tiimes which has mostly answered a question of mine: What to call the fruitcakes variously known as “isis”, “is”, “qsis”, “isil”, and so on?

    In New Front Against Islamic State, Dictionary Becomes a Weapon.

    Whilst I like what UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon called them — “uins” (un-Islamic non-state) — a much better name is Daesh (or Da’ish).

    As Ye Pfffft of All Knowledge explains:

    The name “Dāʻish” — pronounced /ˈdaːʕiʃ/ and transliterated as “Dāʻish” or “Daʻesh” — is used particularly by ISIS’s detractors… It is based on the Arabic letters dāl, alif, ʻayn, and shīn, which form the acronym (داعش) of ISIL/ISIS’s Arabic name al-Dawlah al-Islamīyah fī al-ʻIrāq wa-al-Shām. The group considers the term derogatory and reportedly punishes with flogging those who use the acronym in Dāʻish-controlled areas.

    The NYT explains why the fruitcakes hate that term so much: “the word could have negative connotations in the Arab world, since it is close to the word daes, meaning to tread underfoot, trample or crush.”

  • John Pieret

    we’ve been on the verge of having the guns seized and martial law declared perpetually for decades now, according to these conspiracy nuts, but it never actually happens.

    Just you wait! It’s right around the next corner … and when it happens, who’ll be … um … laughing then?

  • rationalinks

    It will happen, but just not the way the Alex Jones thinks it will. This country will be destroyed from within not by Islamic jihadists, but christian jihadists, those who hate America and wish to see it turned into a theocracy…you may know them by their other name….the tea party.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Why would Obama need to fund jihad to destroy the world for the bankers? It seems like an unnecessary extra step. The banks already brought down the world economy (and got free money and no jail) without self-exploding Muslins.

    At best it would get us the war we just got out of, again, and we’re already slowly dipping our toes back in there even without something bad happening on our soil, and at worst an attack would result in war, Patriot Act II, and a mild, compromised, and an ultimately ineffective attempt to raise hollow, feckless Gun Control legislation.

  • bmiller

    I agree with Modus.

    The bankers don’t need ISIS.

    Heck, warring ON ISIS is another PROFIT CENTER (h/t the amazing General Smedley Butler).

    Besides, aren’t the bankers and BANE capital JOB CREATORS? Jones had better be careful or they migth eventually cut off his funding. They are sensitive psychopaths when called on their activities.

  • eric

    they’re getting ready to release grade-level – I’m talking three, four, five thousand terrorist sleepers in this country

    No kindergartners here, these are grade-level terrorists!

  • John Pieret

    Before you call him crazy, listen up – the man his done his research

    He must keep a proctologist on staff.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    bmiller “I agree with Modus.”

    It’s hard not to.

     

    ” (h/t the amazing General Smedley Butler)”

    Link: War is a Racket

  • Nick Gotts

    What good will it do Obama to release the 5,000 ISIS sleepers on the US? They’ll all be dying of the Ebola he already released!

  • Nick Gotts

    War is a Racket? Well yes, it does tend to be rather noisy.

  • Nick Gotts

    “When I tell you that they’re getting ready to release grade-level – I’m talking three, four, five thousand terrorist sleepers in this country – that’s top capabilities in my research that Islamic State has in this country,”

    Can anyone attempt a translation from the Wingnut?

  • some bastard on the internet

    Wow, your dreanged conspiracy theory must have more holes in it than Swiss cheese if Modus couldn’t be bothered to even try to parody it!

  • some bastard on the internet

    Ugh. *deranged

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Nick Gotts “Can anyone attempt a translation from the Wingnut?”

    “Muslins bad!”

  • Michael Heath

    Ed writes:

    If we treated them like the false prophets in the Bible, they’d have been stoned to death by now.

    I disagree. If the people during biblical times had stoned all the false prophets back then, we wouldn’t now have Christianity or the Christian Bible.

  • Michael Heath

    Ed writes:

    It’s incredible that we’ve been on the verge of having the guns seized and martial law declared perpetually for decades now, according to these conspiracy nuts, but it never actually happens.

    It’s God’s fault; he keeps pushing out the rapture.

  • cptdoom

    @modus

    Muslins bad

    It’s true, I’ve always preferred the virtue of silks and wools.

  • iangould

    Folks, when Alec says “bankers” he doesn’t mean actual bankers. It’s a codeword for “Jews”.

  • dingojack

    iangould – but, but, but… I thought America was built on Banker-Christian values!!

    Dingo

  • lorn

    Michael Heath @16:

    So true.

    Gun confiscation, government caused ammunition shortages, FEMA concentration camps for (white people) Christians and patriots, chemtrail mind/birth control, a Democratic president calling off the elections, the Golden Hordes (black and brown people) storming out of the cities and plundering the countryside, the shift to the gold standard after hyperinflation, et al, are always just around the corner, just a few months away, and have been for over thirty years.

    Of course, it is, given that it is all part of a right-wing apocalyptic vision, a good thing that none of that has happened. More disappointing is that the one prediction, more like a promise, they keep talking about that I keep looking forward to, the creators going Galt, never seems to roll around either. Go figure.

    Probably as lucid an explanation as any for Alex’s visions:

    http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2014/09/apophenia_makes_unrelated_things_seem_connected_metaphors_paranormal_beliefs.html

  • iangould

    So if the NWO wants to conquer the US because its the last centre of resistance to their plans why are then going to use the US military to conquer the rest of the world? Don’t they already control it? Are they going to take it from themselves?

  • yoav

    It’s incredible that we’ve been on the verge of having the guns seized and martial law declared perpetually for decades now, according to these conspiracy nuts, but it never actually happens.

    That’s where you’re wrong. Obama has already seized all the guns from LawAbiding™ murcans and gave them to Mexican ISIS gangbangers, but is currently using the mind control ray hidden in the masque he has built in the oval office to make the teacups think they still have them so he can have a good lough when they try to grab them to fight off the FEMA brownshirts only to find their hands going right through their AR-15.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    “It’s incredible that we’ve been on the verge of having the guns seized and martial law declared perpetually for decades now, according to these conspiracy nuts, but it never actually happens.

    Now you’re just being ridiculous. It’s not perpetually. We’re only the verge of martial law and our guns being grabbed when a democrat is in the White House. When a republican is in charge, the government is all about protecting our freedumbs! and anyone who claims otherwise is a dirty pinko traitor who should just leave “Murica right now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    Jones really missed his calling. With his imaginary, he could be the new Tom Clancy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    Damn. I mean “with his imagination!