Christian TV Network in Trouble After Founder Leaves Wife

God TV is one of the largest Christian TV networks in the world, but it now appears to be in serious trouble after the founder of the network, Rory Alec, had an affair. He confessed to that affair, but now it’s gone further than that. He’s left his wife, moved to South Africa and is apparently going to be a farmer with his mistress. His soon-to-be ex-wife, Wendy, blames it all on Satan.

“God knew before the beginning of time that we would face this time,” she said. “The princes of hell designed a perfect strategy through that seductive Jezabel spirit.

“It was a real strategic attack against his mind.”

“The music studio is one of the most seductive environments you can have” (Wendy talking about the place where Rory would often meet with his new woman, helping her produce a jazz album)

“This woman said she’d had an audible voice from God that Rory was the man of her life”

“The devil got in very very easily”

So the mistress said she talked to God and he told her that Rory was hers. Rory’s wife thinks she talks to God too and that the devil is behind all of this. Neither God nor the devil could be reached for comment.

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  • Fortesque

    Neither God nor the devil could be reached for comment.

    Oh man. That made this post for me.

  • http://www.clanfield.net janiceintoronto

    “Neither God nor the devil could be reached for comment.”

    Yeah, those sneaky bastards are never around when you want to talk to them.

  • dingojack

    God knew before the beginning of time that we would face this time,”

    And yet God failed to give a specific warning and did absolutely nothing to prevent it, …

    So which is the loving and attentive supernatural being again?

    Dingo

  • Childermass

    ” His soon-to-be ex-wife, Wendy, blames it all on Satan.” There can be only one response:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmwqnqL3Hbg

  • dingojack

    Perhaps rather than “being available for comment” to the media, perhaps the court should issue a bench warrant for God’s arrest on civil and criminal charges (up to, and including, Genocide and Crimes Against Humanity).

    Dingo

  • flatlander100

    But….but…. isn’t what happened all part of God’s plan for Wendy?

  • justawriter

    Later, God allegedly released a comment through a spokesperson, “Never heard of any of these bozos. I’ve got a universe to operate and they think I care what they do with their fiddly bits? Who do they think I am, Dear Abby?”

  • shouldbeworking

    Rather difficult to blame this on teh evil gay agenda/world conspiracy. But I’m sure someone will make a valiant effort. Or is it gawd’s revenge for taking her name in vain?

  • Larry

    blames it all on Satan

    So that’s what the new mistress calls it.

  • steve oberski

    I guess Wendy missed the memo that blamed gays getting married for the destruction of “traditional” marriage.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    From the linked Torygraph article: “Last month Rory Alec abruptly left the network, admitting in a letter to staff that he had suffered a “moral failure” and leaving the reins in the hands of his wife.”

    So the “turmoil” does not come from a succession crisis but only Mrs. Alec’s incompetence?

    I’ve only set foot in a few recording studios, but found them rather lacking in candles, wine bottles, and cozy furniture. Maybe the (ex-)Alec family finds acoustical tiling and sound boards more erotic than I do…

  • alexmcdonald

    I’ve only set foot in a few recording studios, but found them rather lacking in candles, wine bottles, and cozy furniture. Maybe the (ex-)Alec family finds acoustical tiling and sound boards more erotic than I do…

    It was the jazz. Jazz! Not decent Gawd feerin’ Christyun music. SATAN’S JAZZ! The devil’s toons Ah tell yuh. A’stirring theose ryethums in our Rory’s unmenshunable under garments to the poyunt where he committed SIN with that jazzy Jezebel!

  • whheydt

    Re: alexmcdonald…

    I agree with your assessment of Jazz… Now if it had been, say, Ragtime, that would be different, and much, much better.

  • Kevin Kehres

    The God Channel and the others like it are just infomercial repackagers. Each show is its own self-contained little nugget of god-nonsense — each one separately imploring the listener to giveGIVEGIVE. Several of these shows appear to be nothing more than perpetual fund-raising campaigns from the “prosperity gospel” folks.

    These “channels” merely rake in fees to broadcast this stuff — the same way the cable companies have shopping channels and channels devoted to infomercials for the latest Dyson vacuum. They also have no qualms about broadcasting shows from known frauds and grifters like Peter Popoff.

    With corporate ethics like that, why would it be a surprise that their personal ethics are … um … shaky?

  • John Pieret

    It was a real strategic attack against his mind

    Somehow I doubt that was the body part involved.

  • dingojack

    “Last month Rory Alec abruptly left the network, admitting in a letter to staff that he had suffered a “moral failure” and leaving the reins in the hands of his wife.”

    Is it just me, or do others think his wife found the two of them in flagrante and threatened to stage a very public and messy divorce unless he handed over the empire and quietly went a long, long way away?

    Dingo

  • raven

    His soon-to-be ex-wife, Wendy, blames it all on Satan.

    This is all part of xianity’s emphasis on taking responsibility for your actions and free will.

    Everything that happens is god’s plan except when it is due to satan or the demons.

    One wonders why the supernatural beings even bother with rules, heaven and hell. We are all just meat puppets being animated and directed by invisible beings

  • John Hinkle

    Me wonders what sort of financial assets he took with him to South Africa.

  • raven

    Me wonders what sort of financial assets he took with him to South Africa.

    Yeah, me too but not enough to look it up.

    These god babblers can be incredibly profitable Pat Robertson is a billionaire. Fortunes in the $50 to $100 million range are not uncommon.

    The Crouches of Trinity Broadcasting have private jets, many mansions, fast cars, and all the toys money can buy.

  • D. C. Sessions

    The Crouches of Trinity Broadcasting have private jets, many mansions, fast cars, and all the toys money can buy.

    Including both four and two-legged types.

  • Kevin Kehres

    At present, every show on GodTV for the next day or so is a “Rory and Wendy Alec Show” rerun. At least according to DirectTV’s programming guide.

  • Crudely Wrott

    According to the tearful wife:

    “This woman said she’d had an audible voice from God that Rory was the man of her life”

    “The devil got in very very easily”

    . . . and so did Rory Boy. At least twice by all evidence . . .