Anthony Culler is the Republican candidate challenging Rep. James Clyburn in South Carolina. And while most of his fellow wingnuts compare gay people to Nazis and say they’re demon-possessed, he’s got a whole new analogy: They’re like gremlins, cute but if you get them wet, they’ll try to kill you.
Same-sex “marriage” is a pestilence that has descended on our society, against our will, by those in the courts and government that do not value the traditional family. These people, like my opponent SC-6 Congressman Jim Clyburn who OPENLY supports same-sex “marriage,” seek to destroy the traditional family and the values we cherish…
If you believe in traditional families and that marriage is defined as an institution between one man and one woman then I ask that you start acting like it and START VOTING like it! Do not buy the “cuteness” and “What will it hurt?” arguments whispered in your ears and marketed to our children. Same-sex couples that seek to destroy our way of life and the institution of marriage are NOT cute and cuddly but rather (for those of you that are old enough to remember the movie), Gremlins that will only destroy our way of life.
Yes, they’re evil gremlins who will DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE. How exactly will letting gay people get married destroy anyone’s way of life? He doesn’t say, of course, because what the hell could he say? There is no coherent argument for such a conclusion, so better to just declare the conclusion without trying to support it. His followers will eat it up because it fits with the narrative in their heads even if it doesn’t fit with actual reality.