Remember the Republican candidate here in Michigan who went to prison for breaking into other people’s cars to masturbate in them while cranking the engine? You’d think that guy would stay away from any subject involving sex, but instead he’s telling people to leave Michigan to avoid to avoid the evil gay agenda. My friend Todd Heywood reports:
Jordan Haskins wants to be the Republican house member representing Michigan’s 95th House District. And he wants everyone to know he is a staunch, Bible believing Christian who has “fought” the homosexual agenda in Saginaw.In the event, however, the state legislature votes to approve a measure to amend the Elliot-Larsen Civil Rights Act to include sexual orientation and gender identity, Haskins has an answer.
“If the state wants to trample religious freedom, we go somewhere else where our values are welcome,” the candidate wrote on his Facebook page Oct. 8. “Michigan loses tax money, economic performance, jobs, etc. if they choose to be entrenched with the homosexual agenda, it’s time for conservative christians (sic) to vote with their feet and their dollars.”
Having consensual sex with someone of the same gender? Clearly terrible. Having sex with someone else’s car without their permission? Totally okay.