Paul Elam, the grand poobah of the He-man Woman Hater’s Club known as the Men’s Rights Movement, says that women should get the hell out of the workplace and take their vaginas back home because they’re destroying that man’s domain, where he produces “excellence.”
“There’s just a different way that men do things with each other,” he said, “and it results in excellence. In civilization. In the aqueducts being built. To people landing on the moon and cures being found to disease.”
Elam offered as an example of such excellence what happens at a construction site when some “newbie comes in and accidentally pulls the trigger on the nail gun and plants one in his leg. They’re not going to rush around him crying, they’ll say, ‘That’ll teach his ass. When he comes back to the job, he won’t do that again.’ But they will get him medical care.”
“I’m sorry, ladies,” he continued, “but if we want society to advance, we need to leave men alone to do their work — to do their thing and be with each other to get things done. Because that’s how it works.”…“‘Hi!’” Elam interjected, pretending to be a woman, “‘I have a vagina and a whole new set of rules! Never mind what’s worked for thousands of years, because I’m female and I know how to make 9,000 people work together to build a bridge across two miles of river!’”
Apparently among those “men’s rights” they claim to be defending is the right to not be around women except when they want a blowjob or something. Other than that, keep your feminine vaginas out of the way so they can cure diseases and stuff.