Kincaid, Wiles Share Lurid Fantasy of Arresting Obama

Cliff Kincaid, the unhinged wingnut from Accuracy in Media, went on the radio show of the even more unhinged Rick Wiles and the two of them shared a lurid fantasy of Obama being arrested. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were actually fondling themselves, or each other, at the time.

After Kincaid lamented that congressional Republicans “don’t want to talk impeachment,” Wiles wondered “why aren’t they saying we’re going to put handcuffs on this guy.”

“Yeah, well, that’s the meaning of high crimes and misdemeanors,” Kincaid replied, while cautioning that such an arrest will probably never happen.

“This is the only way you deal with a hooligan, you tell him we’re coming with handcuffs, we’re going to lock you up,” Wiles said. “I don’t think you can impeach Obama because he’s not a legitimate president, you and I both know he’s a foreign plant, he’s always been a communist agent inside this country and you don’t impeach somebody who went into that office through false pretense. It’s never happened in the republic, but the way you deal with that person is you arrest them.”

Wiles elaborated that he is pulling for the Marines to raid the White House: “It’s time that they recognize that he’s an imposter who is destroying the republic. My greatest, my most wonderful dream is seeing helicopters hovering over the White House with Marines repelling down on the roof and going in there and getting that rascal.”

Kincaid then said breathlessly, “Don’t stop, I’m almost there.” Okay, not really. But it seems plausible.

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  • John Pieret

    Kincaid then said breathlessly, “Don’t stop, I’m almost there.”

    Waiter! … could I get a gallon of brain bleach, please?

  • John Pieret

    “I don’t think you can impeach Obama because he’s not a legitimate president, you and I both know he’s a foreign plant, he’s always been a communist agent inside this country and you don’t impeach somebody who went into that office through false pretense. It’s never happened in the republic, but the way you deal with that person is you arrest them.”

    Even in wingnut loony-land, does that make any sense at all? If someone gains the presidency through fraud, that isn’t a high crime and misdemeanor?

  • matty1

    Nothing says respect for constitutional authority like calling for a military coup.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Why don’t they just wait until he gets pulled over? I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already. I mean, a black man in an expensive car on the good side of town?

  • matty1

    @4 I even heard he normally has a guy with a gun in the car with him. How suspicious is that?

  • rabbitscribe

    “… but the way you deal with that person is you arrest them.”

    Who the fuck is “you?” In this case it’s unnamed Marines. Are they the go-to guys every time Wiles thinks somebody is a criminal but no judges or leo’s agree? When did they get domestic law enforcement authority, and how? Are they supposed to be acting under orders, or just independently show up? If Obama isn’t the President, then Biden is, right? What if their “real”” CIC tells them to rappel right back up and fly away again? If Wiles just hand-waves Biden away and anoints Boehner President, what if he isn’t on board? This is not well thought-out.

  • matty1

    @6 What happens is everyone in line for the presidency takes turns to be the fake president who gets elected until you get to someone who agrees with Wiles.

    Then we all get our own unicorn – which is slightly more realistic.

  • Kevin Kehres

    Marines?

    Um…last I checked, Obama was the boss of the Marines. And why in the world would they need to rappel from a helicopter when there’s a perfectly good front door?

  • Chiroptera

    It’s time that they recognize that he’s an imposter….

    lol wut? Not only was Obama not eligible to be President to begin with, but that guy in the White House right now isn’t even Obama? Man, just when I thought I had the movie figured out, they pull this twist on me!

  • dhall

    #9 – Chiroptera – Yeah, it’s kind of like the movie “Dave,” with Michelle playing Sigourney Weaver.

  • busterggi

    I though arresting Obama was the goal of the many conservative marches of Washington this past couple of years – were the fifteen or so attendees insufficient to do the job?

  • tubi

    “…going in there and getting that rascal.”

    At least he only called Obama a ‘rascal’.

  • John Pieret

    tubi:

    At least he only called Obama a ‘rascal’.

    Yeah, but he was thinking of Buckwheat.

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    That might be a little obscure for those younger than dirt:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Gang

  • throwaway, never proofreads, every post a gamble

    They also called him a ‘hooligan’. Synonymous with ‘thug’. My dog pricked his ears when I read it out loud.

  • marcus

    rabbitscribe @ 6 “This is not well thought-out.”

    Here you are one sniny internet for the most succinct statement of the obvious. :)

  • dugglebogey

    When I read “communist agent” after they said he was a “foreign plant,” I was shocked! I thought for sure they were going to say “radical muslim.”

    I can never predict where these silly fucktards are going.

  • dugglebogey

    It’s funny to think the prize at the bottom of their Cracker Jack is “President Biden.”

    What’s their solution to that problem, or is “any other white guy” a good enough result for them?

  • Dave Maier

    dugglebogey, don’t think they haven’t thought of that. See Alan Keyes’s “bucket brigade” plan. I kid you not.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    These clowns, who go on and on about the American Constitution, either don’t understand it, or are very well aware that Biden would become Pres if they get rid of Obama, but know their listeners don’t know that.

  • caseloweraz

    Wiles: My greatest, my most wonderful dream is seeing helicopters hovering over the White House with Marines repelling (sic) down on the roof and going in there and getting that rascal.”

    He ought to be locked in a room with movies like Dave or xXx: State of the Union on endless loop. No, wait: the latter has a black hero, so that won’t do; and the former doesn’t have enough car chases and ‘splosions.