This is an actual headline at the Worldnetdaily:
NO JOKE! CHUCK NORRIS MANO A MANO WITH FARAH
Superstar faces grilling on stage at Christian media convention
And just to show you how serious that “grilling” will be, they publicly fellate Norris in the rest of the article:
In a rare public appearance, legendary martial arts champion and media superstar Chuck Norris will face off on stage with WND founder Joseph Farah in the climactic event of the 15th annual National Religious Broadcasters convention Thursday, Feb. 26, in Nashville at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel.
Norris will be grilled by Farah about his career, faith and politics at the grand finale of the four-day international Christian media convention. Norris will also receive the prestigious NRB Chairman’s Award.
Norris first made his mark as a renowned teacher of martial arts and was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middle Weight Karate Champion. He is the first man from the Western Hemisphere in the 4,500+ year tradition of Tae Kwon Do to be awarded an eighth degree Black Belt Grand Master ranking. He has also starred in 24 motion pictures. Furthermore, his television series, “Walker, Texas Ranger,” ran for 8 1/2 years and was the most successful Saturday night series on CBS since “Gunsmoke.”Despite the unique and impressive resume and his stature as one of the biggest global celebrities, it’s not unusual for Norris to identify himself as an exclusive weekly columnist for WND, his commentary writing home for the last eight years.
“This appearance at NRB is going to be good fun,” says Farah. “Besides his incredible careers in martial arts and in film and TV, Chuck Norris maybe best known, especially to the younger generation, for his larger-than-life ‘Chuck Norris Facts’ – the countless viral jokes that portray him as an invincible superhero. He’s truly America’s real action hero – yet a down-to-earth humble human being who can laugh about his legend status.”
Oh yeah, this is gonna be a really tough interview.
“First question, Chuck: What makes you so awesome?”
Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney on SNL will be tough by comparison.