WND Figured Out Why Judge Ruled Against Klingenschmitt

The Worldnetdaily has figured out why Judge Elaine Kaplan ruled against Gordon Klingenschmitt. It’s not because his claims in the case were nearly all lies, that he was found guilty in a court-martial or that he has no legal basis. Nope, it’s because she’s a lesbian.

An openly lesbian federal judge whose appointment was opposed by dozens of U.S. senators has ruled against a Christian former Navy chaplain who alleged his superiors engineered his dismissal from the service because he was not “ecumenical.”

The decision by Elaine Kaplan of the U.S. Court of Federal Claims rejected the allegations of former chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt, who recently was elected to the Colorado House of Representatives.

He had routinely prayed “in Jesus name” as part of his work as a chaplain.

The judge, who formerly worked for the National Treasury Employees Union, was opposed by 35 GOP senators when she was appointed by President Obama.

The Washington Blade, a homosexual-advocacy publication, quoted Fred Sainz of the Human Rights Campaign praising Kaplan’s confirmation.

“LGBT people are increasingly visible in all areas of public service, but as a community that so deeply cherishes the virtues of fairness and equality, there is a unique power in seeing role models like Kaplan preside over a court of law,” Sainz said.

In her profile on the federal court system website, Kaplan notes she resides in Washington “with her partner.”

So were all those military officers on the court-martial jury gay too? Is that why he lost? Were all of his superior officers who gave him bad performance reports all gay?

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  • colnago80

    I wonder if the fucktards at the Whacknutdaily have the balls to make a similar accusation against Norm Holcomb who has commented on this blog in the past and was Klingenschmuck’s long suffering commanding officer.

  • D. C. Sessions

    So were all those military officers on the court-martial jury gay too? Is that why he lost? Were all of his superior officers who gave him bad performance reports all gay?

    Yes. They are everywhere. That’s why True Christian Americans® are in such danger, why they are persecuted everywhere in this Shining City on the Hill™ that is so cursed by God® and such Pit of Depravity™ that God® will withdraw his Hand of Protection™ from Us® as we become Nazi Germany!

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    D. C. Sessions is right. We’re surrounded by Lesbians. They look just like Us. You only find out they’re Lesbians when they start scissoring, and by then it’s too late.

    It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but with less body and more snatch.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    I hereby copyright© D. C. Sessions’s comment @ # 2!

  • otrame

    Okay, Modus, it is clear that we need a new award. Maybe th TWFB (that was fucking brilliant) Award.

    BTW, you owe me a new keyboard.

  • busterggi

    Modus – you really know how to hurt a keyboard!

  • http://www.facebook.com/eo.raptor.3 eoraptor

    I must pay Modus the highest complement a punster can receive: running from the room, holding my nose, and screaming “aaaaaaaagh!”

  • hunter

    I must be doing something right — I just tried to leave a comment only to discover that I’ve been blocked by WND.

  • yaque

    /delurk/

    I’ve had this picture in my head for years …

    … a vast steel-vaulted space, rusty beams fading into dusty vagueness … rank after rank of crates … industrial gray shelving crammed with disturbing shapes … oddly bulking canvas draped masses fading off into the distance … an almost inaudible hissing and crackling, sparks and shimmering on the edge of my vision …

    I struggle with the heavy, creaking steel door, finally stumbling out into the fresh air gasping for breath, trembling on my knees.

    I croak out “where the hell is the office?!” clutching the ad torn from a grimy tabloid asking for rental bids for a

    “14th internetz warehouse needed – urgent – running out of space – Modusoperandi”.

    “This has got to be the place!” I groan as I look up at the huge, rusted, guano-encrusted sign:

    “Warehouse 13″

    relurk

  • John Pieret

    It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but with less body and more snatch.

    I join the consensus. That was fucking brilliant, Modus! Any loose internets you don’t already own are yours, if you can find space to store them.

  • Die Anyway

    “…less body and more snatch”

    Apparently an MO original. Google gives me 3.5 pages of weight lifting articles before this very web page shows up.