Kessler Now Says He Lied About Working for the Feds

As soon as I read the story about fascist former police chief Mark Kessler telling Alan Colmes that it was all an act and he was really working for the feds, I knew the next step would be that his fellow wingnuts would disown him and he’d claim he made it all up (it was obvious he was making it up from the start, of course). Yep:

In response to the interview with Alan Colmes, Christian Vigil wrote on Facebook in part, “No Conservative will touch you, liberals hate you and the government has it’s hand firmly up your butt.. oh and you are unemployed too.. lol Merry Christmas!” [sic]

Eric Johnson writes, “yeah. mark deletes people’s comments calling him a snitch because a snitch is what he is.”

Janel Corey weighed in, “S N I T C H.”

Three percenters are calling Kessler a “pussy,” a “traitor” but most of the comments are being deleted.

And so his response on Facebook:

Haaaaaaaa you were all punked hahahaha Alan Colmes is a retard fag liberal ! That idiot bought the story hook line and sinker ! As did so many other !! Damn I knew It would get some play but wow ! I didn’t think I was that famous hahahaga ! It was complete bullshit ! But hey thanks for busting balls ! Alan Colmes was punked !!!! N he fell for it !! I couldn’t resist throw more fule on the Fire hahahaga settle down people ! Maybe it wasn’t the best prank but It made me laugh! I got the conversation started again ! Theirs no way in hell I would do any of that shit ! I though it was funny though ! Sorry if anyone got upset !!! I didn’t think it would of blew up like that but oh well hahahahaha.

He deleted that post. In fact, he seems to have deleted his entire Facebook account now, though a fan page is still there with no mention of any of this. This is all good fun. It’s great watching an asshole implode publicly.

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  • Trebuchet

    You have to wonder how taken in Colmes was in all that. After all, he plaid straight man for Sean Hannity for several years.

  • Alverant

    Reminds me of how Ted Nugent now says he lied about his story about crapping his pants to avoid the draft. Did he ever say how he avoided the draft if he didn’t shit himself?

    Anyway is Colmes an actual liberal or just a guy who’d take any position for money?

  • tbell

    “Alan Colmes is a retard fag liberal!”

    How old is this guy? Eight?

    No, wait. That’s an insult to eight year-olds.

  • eric

    So, he intended to pull a prank on people that destroyed his career, rather than destroying his career due to freezing/getting dumber when in a camera spotlight? And this should raise our opinion of him…why? Tbell says eight years old, but I think this is more like a teenager’s mistake. They think it somehow makes them look smarter to say an obvious mistake was planned. Uh, no. Smart people occasionally make boneheaded mistakes, but they don’t make boneheaded plans. The boneheaded plan kind of takes you out of the category, the mistake doesn’t.

  • dugglebogey

    His lack of literacy makes me hate him.

    What is “hahahaga?” At first I thought it was a typo, but then he says it again? But at the end there’s no “ga” just more “hahahaha?”

    He dares to call another person a “retard” when this is how he communicates? Chimpanzees show better syntax.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    asshole implode publicly

    Small world. That’s what my Chinese-character tattoo turned out to read. True story.

  • Michael Heath

    Trebuchet writes:

    You have to wonder how taken in Colmes was in all that.

    I haven’t and won’t watch that show, but I’m still supremely confident Alan Colmes was in no way taken in by this fool. When I rarely watched Hannity’s show when Colmes worked there, Colmes frequently allowed Hannity’s guests to hoist themselves on their own petard. Why get in the way of a fool punching himself in the face while rocketing down the rabbit hole?

    Now how much do I owe for mixing metaphors?

  • grumpyoldfart

    Reminds me of the kid who falls on his backside in the school yard:

    “I meant to do that.”

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    I have to wonder about the people who accuse Kessler of being a “snitch”. If what he had said were true, he was trying to draw out right-wing extremists who were planning or threatening to plan acts of terrorism and other violence. To call him a “snitch” suggests that you agree with the terrorists.

    I also have to wonder about Kessler’s views of his own belief system if he thinks that acting like himself is a plausible means of attracting murderers and terrorists.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Urban Dictionary came to my rescue again:

    During the American Revolution, the active forces in the field against the King’s tyranny never amounted to more than 3% of the colonists. Three percenters today, for the most part, identify with this 3% because they were true patriots fighting for the freedoms the nation we love and honor was founded on. Three percenters intend to maintain their God-given natural rights to liberty and property.

    “Three percenters” are an informal group of Americans who communicate on the internet. They are defined by essentially being part of the 9/11 truth movement. “Three percenters” are people who not only recognize that 9/11 was an inside job carried out by the dark (non public) side of the entity calling itself the “U.S. government,” but they recognize the comprehensive need to replace the current banker owned entity in Washington D.C. with a legal federal government that is 100% tied to the U.S. Constitution…

    tl/dr: Plenty more where Kessler came from.

  • chilidog99

    You know it’s just a matter of time before he barricades himself up in an abandoned shack in a closed strip mine, shooting at everyone who come near him.

  • John Pieret

    It’s great watching an asshole implode publicly.

    Since he’s done that a number of times already, how long before he becomes a black asshole?

  • illdoittomorrow

    Area Man at 9: “I have to wonder about the people who accuse Kessler of being a “snitch”. If what he had said were true, he was trying to draw out right-wing extremists who were planning or threatening to plan acts of terrorism and other violence. To call him a “snitch” suggests that you agree with the terrorists.”

    Yabbut there’s no such thing as a right wing terrorist- if it looks like a right-wing terrorist, than he was just Mentally Ill, Unbalanced or Unhinged ™. Lefty libtards are the real terrists! So if he snitched he was just conspiring with them, see.

    As an aside, I wonder how big a hickie Kessler will have to lay on the right’s collective ass before they’ll let him back in the tribe.

  • davefitz

    And this man was a police chief. Wow.

  • tfkreference

    Michael Heath @7:

    Consider it spilled milk under the bridge.

  • Michael Heath

    tfkreference writes:

    Consider it spilled milk under the bridge.

    I think the fine goes up exponentially the more you mix; as it probably should.

  • vereverum

    This sort of thing happens pretty often. After the actor’s “Hey! Watch this!” moment, what I’d really really like to hear is the phone call that inspires them to recant, attempt a cover-up, or just put their stuff in a box and leave.

  • yoav

    It was complete bullshit ! But hey thanks for busting balls ! Alan Colmes was punked !!!!

    Multiple exclamation marks, a sure sign of a diseased mind.

  • thebookofdave

    @16

    I think the fine goes up exponentially the more you mix

    Not if you burn your bridge at both ends.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    @John Pieret:

    how long before he becomes a black asshole?

    What does this mean?

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    @Area man:

    To call him a “snitch” suggests that you agree with the terrorists.

    I also have to wonder about Kessler’s views of his own belief system if he thinks that acting like himself is a plausible means of attracting murderers and terrorists.

    Oh, it’s better than that: Kessler says that he would “never” do what he said (on Colmes) that he did…which expressly included the arrest of persons whom the courts have probable cause to believe are actual terrorists, since he claimed responsibility for a particular set of arrests.

    Perhaps his “never” includes certain implicit assumptions of qualification greater than mere superficial similarity of cases, like that the terrorists are white or that their target is the federal government. But still:

    If I had probable cause to arrest white terrorists with loads of weapons based on credible evidence they intended to attack people who worked for the federal government and people in the area of federal property, I certainly wouldn’t arrest them…

    Wow. That sounds just like someone who is going to win that lawsuit to get back a job as sheriff, doesn’t it?