Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:
“A lot of people think I have fun with [talking about running for president] and I enjoy the process, but the country is in very serious trouble so I am considering it seriously,” the celebrity mogul said at the Economic Club of Washington on Monday night.
No you aren’t.
Asked when he’ll decide, Trump said: “March, April or May.”
No you won’t.
He said he’d rather do what he’s doing now, but that as far as a run for the presidency goes, “until I see someone I think is outstanding, I’d be inclined to do it.”
How very humble of you. “Unless I see someone run who is as incredible as I am, I might just have to run, but only because I’m just so amazing and I love this country so much.” Bullshit. Trump isn’t running for any office. He never was.