Klayman: Obama’s Cuba Deal Cut With His ‘Communist Brothers’

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, gives his usual thoughtful, reasonable response to President Obama partially ending the embargo and sanctions against Cuba. Just kidding, he’s ranting like a moron and accusing him of helping out his “communist brothers.”

President Barack Hussein Obama, not to be undone by his two fraudulent elections and the myriad of what he calls phony scandals, has upped the ante once again. Just fresh off of his admittedly “emperor-like” executive action unconstitutionally granting amnesty to over 5 million illegal aliens – which Sheriff Joe Arpaio and I are challenging in our lawsuit Monday, Dec. 22 – this avowed socialist president has again exercised his so-called executive authority and opened up relations with communist Cuba, after decades of a justified economic embargo…

One can debate whether relations with Cuba should be normalized and the trade embargo lifted at some point in time after the deaths of the Castro brothers, but it is indisputable that the “terms” agreed to by President Obama and his socialist if not communist minions in his administration amount to simple capitulation – for the quid pro quo over the last five decades has been simply that the Castros must agree to free elections on the communist island. Cuba has not agreed to this; its Hitleresque dictatorship continues unabated. Indeed, Fidel and now Raul, his brother, are simply repackaged versions of the Fuhrer.

Of course, that is what Obama, a closet communist and pro-Muslim “dictator” in his own right, wants. Nothing better than to have his communist brothers, ones like the Castro brothers who also support terrorist regimes like the Islamic Republic of Iran, now breath easily and feel “freer” to continue their socialist revolution. After all, while somewhat constrained by Republicans and some now in his own Democratic Party, Obama only wishes he could move our nation even further to the left, Cuban-style. The Castro brothers and Obama have a not too latent kinship, and this outrageous deal proves it…

This is clearly a runaway corrupt socialist president who must be legally stopped before he totally destroys democracy not just in this country, but also the chances for democracy in Cuba, geographically one of our closest neighbors in the Western Hemisphere.

I bet Klayman just has a Word template set up that allows him to just insert whatever latest “scandal” proves that Obama is a fascist, communist, Hitleresque dictator and Kenyan Muslim atheist as well. Every column is the same, he just fills in the blanks with whatever has him outraged this week. Then he cuts and pastes that right into his legal complaints.

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  • http://ahcuah.wordpress.com/ ahcuah

    This posting:

    Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, . . .

    Previous posting:

    Mat Staver, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Larry Klayman, . . .

    You know, if I were Orly Taitz I’d be getting pretty upset about now . . .

  • cptdoom

    …and the myriad of what he calls phony scandals…

    If Larry watched sinful movies like Heathers, he wouldn’t make those mistakes.

    One can debate whether relations with Cuba should be normalized and the trade embargo lifted at some point in time after the deaths of the Castro brothers, but it is indisputable that the “terms” agreed to by President Obama and his socialist if not communist minions in his administration amount to simple capitulation – for the quid pro quo over the last five decades has been simply that the Castros must agree to free elections on the communist island. Cuba has not agreed to this; its Hitleresque dictatorship continues unabated. Indeed, Fidel and now Raul, his brother, are simply repackaged versions of the Fuhrer.

    Holy run-on sentences, Batman!

    Of course, that is what Obama, a closet communist and pro-Muslim “dictator”…

    Well at least he got the use of scare quotes correct, as the President is not a dictator in any sense.

  • tbp1

    One of the surest signs of the absolute intellectual bankruptcy of the right wing in the US is that fact over 20 years after the fall of the Soviet Union they are still nattering on about “communism.”

    It was never much of a threat to begin with, and certainly by now there is no threat at all.

    One good thing, though: I know I can simply discount anything anyone says about pretty much anything the moment they call the President a socialist or communist. It saves a lot of time.

  • John Pieret

    his admittedly “emperor-like” executive action unconstitutionally granting amnesty to over 5 million illegal aliens – which Sheriff Joe Arpaio and I are challenging in our lawsuit

    … which, as is usually the case with Klayman’s suits, was promptly and unceremoniously dismissed by the Federal judge:

    http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/politics/2014/12/24/judge-throws-out-arpaio-lawsuit-challenging-obama-immigration-order/

  • raven

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    A woman was in custody today after damaging a

    OT: There has been another terrorism attack!!! Satan was viciously attacked by an older lady in Florida yesterday.

  • thebookofdave

    Every column is the same, he just fills in the blanks with whatever has him outraged this week.

    Ed seems to do much of the same, which wouldn’t be so bad if he at least served it up like Obama: to the left, Cuban-style. I’d like mine grilled, please, with extra cheese.

  • dan4

    @2 Not defending Klayman at all, but I think the use of quotes around the word “dictator” is not an admission on his part that “the President is not a dictator in any sense;” rather, he is indicating that, since Obama was elected twice, our current POTUS is not a LITERAL dictator, but that he is certainly acting like one (again, I don’t agree with this, I’m just disputing your charitable interpretation of Klayman’s writing “dictator,” instead of dictator.

  • Trebuchet

    You know, if I were Orly Taitz I’d be getting pretty upset about now . . .

    Or my personal favorite, Andy Schlafley, spawn of Phyllis, and founder of Conservapedia, who thinks Fidel Castro has been dead for several years now. Andy was actually on the Harvard Law review with Obama. Now one of them is President and the other teaches homeschoolers in a church basement.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    Someone needs to send Klayfeet a dictionary. He apparently has no clue what avowed means.

  • comfychair

    Somebody really needs to stop this President Rorschach guy before he destroys everything good in the world. He’s so slick he can be on all sides of every issue all at the same time and even when he’s right about something he turns out to be wrong! He makes that scary monster that lives under the bed look like a rank amateur.

  • Phillip Hallam-Baker

    I am waiting for the day that a court decides that Arapaio has to pay for one of his spurious court actions out of his own pocket rather than the public purse.

    Since when was it the remit of the police dept to bring a court case? Looney tunes wingnut theory aside, the only parties that can properly bring such a case would be a city council or state attorney general.

  • caseloweraz

    Klayman: Nothing better than to have his communist brothers, ones like the Castro brothers who also support terrorist regimes like the Islamic Republic of Iran…

    President Obama has brothers?! I thought he was an only child. 😉

    But seriously, I think that in this column, with its absurd accusations and its excessive use of scare quotes, Klayman reaches a new “high” in idiocy.

  • caseloweraz

    Tim Gueguen: Someone needs to send Klayfeet a dictionary. He apparently has no clue what avowed means.

    Klayman: Just fresh off of his admittedly “emperor-like” executive action unconstitutionally granting amnesty to over 5 million illegal aliens…

    Not to mention his misuse of “admittedly.”

    (Or did the president at some time say something like, “Nobody can claim I am a socialist“? (Emphasis added.) Such a recording, if it existed, could be dishonestly edited to damaging effect.)

  • dhall

    ” . . . the Castros must agree to free elections on the communist island. Cuba has not agreed to this; its Hitleresque dictatorship continues unabated. Indeed, Fidel and now Raul, his brother, are simply repackaged versions of the Fuhrer.”

    There are a lot of words Klayman doesn’t understand. The difference between the very far right and the very far left is also evidently beyond his grasp. Maybe an introductory political science class would help?