More ‘Psychic’ Nikki Predictions for 2014

I decided to look up all of the predictions that “Psychic” Nikki, “psychic to the stars,” put out for 2014. As usual, the only ones that could be remotely considered hits are the ones that are so vague that virtually anything could be considered a hit. When she gets specific, she fails miserably. Some examples:

A giant sinkhole in Egypt.

Trouble around the pyramids in Egypt. They may sink.

A flood in the London, England underground.

Power blackout worldwide.

Empire State Building tipping.

A tragedy at the Swiss Alps.

An attack at a military base in the US.

A shark will kill somebody at Coney Island, New York.

A causeway in Florida will collapse.

A casino fire.

Partial collapse of the Coliseum in Rome, Italy.

A great earthquake in Japan.

Terrorist attack in New York City.

Giant earthquake, Palm Springs, California.

Earthquake in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, San Francisco.

A fire and explosion at a subway in New York City kills many.

A chemical attack on the United States.

Another cruise ship breaks in half.

Another Super Storm like Sandy hitting the USA, Canada and Europe.

Nuclear attack on New York.

Terrorist attack at the Empire State Building.

Meteor Strike in the US.

Stock markets world-wide will close for one week.

Cuba and Puerto Rico becoming part of the USA.

Terrorist attack Toronto, Canada.

Trail derailment Manitoba, Canada.

A terrorist attack in Paris, France.

The only ones that could be called hits are vague predictions like “more cyber attacks” and “sex scandal in Washington, DC” (duh!). And she publishes these on her website, but still her followers give her money despite that terrible track record. That’s serious power over people, when you can be flagrantly wrong hundreds and hundreds of times and still have people pay you to make predictions for them. The only people who can do that are psychics and Bill Kristol.

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  • neil

    “The only people who can do that are psychics and Bill Kristol.”

    Economists? Political commentators? Priests? All three are a far more serious issue than Nikki as people and governments make major decisions based on their “predictions”.

  • Abby Normal

    Partial collapse of the Coliseum in Rome, Italy.

    I pulled up some pictures of the Coliseum and it is indeed partially collapsed. Freaky!

  • John Pieret

    Terrorist attack in New York City

    Well, that one coulda, sorta be a hit if you count the two cops shot in their patrol car …

    Trouble around the pyramids in Egypt. They may sink.

    Well, if she is talking about the great pyramids at Giza, that’s gonna be kind of hard, since they are built on bedrock.

    Power blackout worldwide.

    I didn’t know the entire world was on one grid …

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    Cuba and Puerto Rico becoming part of the USA.

    Hey, she was half right.

  • http://umlud.blogspot.com umlud

    Cuba and Puerto Rico becoming part of the USA.

    Well, at the end of 2014, Puerto Rico is part of the USA! Wow! Amaaazing!

    Of course, Puerto Rico became part of the United States in 1898, after the Spanish-American War, and has been part of the USA ever since then, so Nikki’s prediction would have been far more amazing if it was 1898…

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    I’m also perplexed by all these sinking and tilting things. Things that are built on bedrock, like the pyramids or Empire State Building, aren’t going to sink. If something has the potential to sink, we should know about it. This is one of those things that you can actually apply evidence to and make reasonable predictions, unlike seemingly random stuff like terrorist attacks or natural disasters.

  • Kevin Kehres

    It’s the “fling poo” strategy.

    Fling enough poo and surely something’s going to stick somewhere.

  • sceptinurse

    I like the earthquake in L.A. one. We have them frequently. Or was she predicting a “giant” like she predicted for Palm Springs?

  • tubi

    Why are all of her predictions so negative? What about something like, “European royal gives birth to a healthy son” or “Beloved TV and film star and his wife remain happily married.”

  • Al Dente

    Terrorist attack at the Empire State Building.

    Is this before. after or during the tip?

  • grumpyoldfart

    her followers give her money despite that terrible track record

    She’s their scapegoat.

    When things go well they can say “Hurrah for Nikki”,

    But if things go badly they can say, “The universe went out of alignment and Nikki didn’t quite catch it in time – but she’s got it sorted-out now, so look forward to a bright future.”

    People that desperate to protect their egos will happily pay Nikki huge amounts to play the scapegoat.

  • John Pieret

    Al Dente @ 10:

    Terrorist attack at the Empire State Building.

    Is this before. after or during the tip?

    Heck, is it before, during or after the Nuclear attack on New York?

  • dingojack

    John Pieret — well at least Psychiatric ‘psychic’ Nikki would have foreknowledge of whether Snake Plisken is dead or not.

    😉 Dingo

  • Nick Gotts

    I didn’t know the entire world was on one grid … – John Pieret

    She might have been forseeing a Carrington Event.

  • Kilian Hekhuis

    “A terrorist attack in Paris, France.” – Ok, she missed 2014 by 7 days, but hey, give her half a chance :)