We’re only a few days into 2015 but this headline is going to be difficult to top: “Florida man attacks ‘spiritual’ girlfriend’s car over dead granny sex toy dream prophecy.” Police were called twice over a domestic dispute involving a car and a really bizarre dream prediction:
After police left, however, Molter continued to attack his girlfriend’s car, breaking a passenger side mirror, deflating its tires, and strewing the hood and windshield with used condoms and what the police referred to as “love notes” written in creams and lotions.When police returned to the scene, they asked Molter why he was so intent on damaging his girlfriend’s car. He replied that she is a “‘spiritual person’ and can tell a person about their dreams.”
He said that she had told him that his deceased grandmother was going to return to him in his dreams, and that she was going to “commit an unusual sex act to him involving an adult erotic device,” the police report stated.
“Molter said that he could not get the image out of his head and he ‘snapped,’” the report continued.
It’s Florida. Who could be shocked at this point?