Klayman’s Paranoid Predictions

It’s not only “psychics” who try their hand at predicting what will happen in the new year, Larry Klayman is doing it too in his latest Worldnetdaily column. It’s full of predictions of things that could “send our country and the rest of the free world into a tailspin if not a death spiral,” with a few lies thrown in to boot. Oh, and commies. Lots of commies. Like Obama.

First, thanks in large part to Obama’s pro-Islamic policies and actions, the Middle East is likely to explode. It’s not just ISIS that presents this real imminent threat, or the re-emergence of its rival terrorist groups, but potentially fatal is the situation with Israel. Abandoned by Obama in its quest to prevent a nuclear Iran, the Jewish state will finally be forced into acting alone, to prevent another potential Holocaust. The mullahs in Tehran continue to threaten to wipe Israel off of the face of the earth, and they mean it. They cannot be permitted to even get close to assembling nuclear bombs, with the already existent means via intercontinental missiles to deliver them even to Western Europe.

Obama and his leftist comrades, however, continue to appease Iran, much like they do with Communist Cuba, thereby weakening significantly not only Israel’s national security but our own. But that is their goal – to bring the United States and its non-Muslim allies to their knees and make our nation into a mere fraction of what it used to be under the likes of President Reagan. Obama’s mission is not only truly treasonous, but also truly evil. He is more dangerous than the terrorists themselves, because he is destroying us from within, and the Republican opposition is standing by and watching this happen, “playing it safe, ” not wanting to offend anyone who might vote for their candidates and waiting for their chance to retake the White House in 2016. But by then, it could be too late, even were they really to do something then to save the republic.

Hey Larry, care to make a wager on whether any of those things happen in 2015?

Second, the domestic and international economies, in the event of a catastrophe in the Middle East or more overt aggression by Putin, whereby the Russian bear may be more emboldened to seize total control of Ukraine and perhaps some other former Soviet satellite republics, could take a dive. Already, many experts see the current high of the stock market reminiscent of the days leading up to the crash of 2008, and this bubble is likely to burst at some point if there are heightened crises overseas. And, the price of oil, which has artificially boosted economies in recent months, could skyrocket if some oil fields in the Middle East are destroyed, or if Putin’s Russian reserves are cut off in some way to Western Europe. These are just a few of the looming economic risks to the domestic and worldwide economies of the free world.

The bottom line is this: We are still dependent in large part on foreign oil, particularly since our president has stifled the development of natural gas in our own country, which by now, after six years of his reign, could have made us and our allies energy independent.

He doesn’t bother to say what Obama has done specifically to “stifle the development of natural gas” in this country. There’s a reason for this, of course: He can’t. He’s lying. In reality, natural gas production in this country is up more than 20% since Obama took office, an increase no other nation comes close to matching, and we are now the biggest producer of natural gas in the entire world. But Klayman, as always, is not just averse to reality, he’s positively allergic to it.

Third, while somewhat dormant for now, expect an increase in deadly Ebola virus infections not just in West Africa, but here in our country. Not wanting to stem the flow of visitors from his native Africa, particularly from Liberia, Sierra Leon and other ravaged states, Obama continues to open the door to a real and imminent health crisis here at home. And, should suicide terrorists opt to infect themselves and sneak into our country with the disease, this likely prospect could well create a massive epidemic.

LOL. Didn’t you get the memo, Larry? That rhetoric was only useful until the November election. No one is paying attention anymore. And seriously, I’d be willing to bet you any amount of money you wish that there will be no epidemic, whether massive or not, of Ebola in this country.

Fourth, there is the continuing looming catastrophe of open American borders, which indeed terrorists would be smart to exploit to further their ends. Obama’s unconstitutional amnesty, which I am challenging in court along with a number of his other scandals. Obama’s amnesty will allow many criminals loose to run free within our borders, deepening the worsening crime rate in many areas of the nation.

Actually, crime is going down in this country and has been for more than two decades now. But you can’t sell fear by admitting that, can you?

Fifth and hardly least, is the corrosive race war Obama and his racist friends such as the so-called Rev. Louis Farrakhan and the likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have been fomenting. This had not just led just to the deaths of more cops, but threatens all of us, including noble and courageous black conservatives who speak out and act against this Ku Klux Klan-like racism. Thanks to Obama and his fellow race baiters, the nation is being pulled apart at its seams. Today, Obama and his minions have ignited the racial and religious divides and driven the country into what is virtually open warfare among our diverse populations. They have cleverly done this to divide us and destroy our social fabric. Once their job is complete, these treacherous traitors will be free to snuff out all remaining vestiges of freedom and erect their form of socialist dictatorship permanently.

Yeah, you wake me up when that happens, Larry.

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  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    “deadly Ebola virus infections not just in West Africa, but here in our country”

    I predict that the number of Americans catching Ebola in the US will increase by 9,000,000,000,000,000,000%

    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

  • caseloweraz

    Klayman: Obama and his leftist comrades, however, continue to appease Iran, much like they do with Communist Cuba, thereby weakening significantly not only Israel’s national security but our own.

    Only Larry Klayman understands the dire threat Communist Cuba poses to Israel. Wotta genius!

    Ah, but he forgot to mention how “Obama and his leftist comrades” continue to appease Russia with all those economic sanctions.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Obama and his leftist comrades…Obama and his racist friends…Obama and his fellow race baiters…Obama and his minions

    A Hanna-Barbera Production, copyright 1977, 1981, 1983 & 1985, respectively.

  • Loqi

    Yeah, everyone is like the KKK with their racism. Except the actual KKK. They’re just a pro-family Christian group and have nothing to do with racism.

  • Loqi

    Also, Klayman may not want to talk about appeasing Iran and Reagan in the same paragraph…

  • matty1
    deepening the worsening crime rate in many areas of the nation.

    Actually, crime is going down in this country and has been for more than two decades now.

    He said ‘many’ areas, all he needs is more than one location where the crime rate has increased and he gets to define area and decide what time period to use for comparison. I suspect there are probably three streets in the whole US where there was a robbery today and not yesterday – bingo worsening crime in many areas.

  • Larry

    deepening the worsening crime rate in many areas of the nation.

    To be fair, he is partially correct. Its just that the areas in question are where ever the local police are assaulting and murdering victims for whom they don’t care.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Loqi “Also, Klayman may not want to talk about appeasing Iran and Reagan in the same paragraph…”

    You’re right. Obama should do it like Reagan, by initially selling weapons to Israel, having Israel ship them to Iran, then the US replenishes Israel.

    Don’t get me wrong, we can still bomb Iran (call it “Operation McCain Kristol”). And we should, since we know they’re dangerous on account of all those weapons we traded them.

  • tfkreference

    Even the rising stock market is a negative in his world.

    Foreign oil? Last I heard 85% comes from Canada. Speaking of which, if the Keystone oil would be for the U.S., why does the pipeline need to go to the Gulf? (That’s a rhetorical question.)

  • weatherwax

    #9 tfkreference: “Foreign oil? Last I heard 85% comes from Canada. Speaking of which, if the Keystone oil would be for the U.S., why does the pipeline need to go to the Gulf? (That’s a rhetorical question.)”

    Actually, that one’s not so sinister. That’s were most of the refineries are.

  • John Pieret

    We are still dependent in large part on foreign oil

    And we always will be, numbnutz. You know those good capitalist “American” oil and gas companies? They are going to sell it on the world market for the best price they can get. If OPEC cuts production and prices rise elsewhere in the world, you can waive goodbye to American oil and gas as it steams out of the harbor. It’s no accident that huge LPG export facilities are being built on the Gulf coast as we speak. As to the Keystone pipeline going to the Gulf, it’s true that’s where the refineries are but its also where the oil ports are. IIRC, the Canadians, as an incentive to permitting the pipeline, suggested that they’d build a large oil-handling port on its Pacific coast so they could ship the crude directly to China. Just because the refineries are on the Gulf coast doesn’t mean the oil is going to stay there.

  • Dave Maier

    Obama and his minions have ignited the racial and religious divides

    The New Yorker used to run things like this under the line “Block That Metaphor”.

  • whheydt

    Re: Loqi @ #5…

    Klayman wants to appease Reagan? Who knew….

  • tfkreference

    Thanks, Mr. Pieret, my point exactly.

  • http://onhandcomments.blogspot.com/ left0ver1under

    It’s not only “psychics” who try their hand at predicting what will happen in the new year,

    Psychotics is more like it, both those doing it and the substances they’re taking.

    Larry Klayman is doing it too

    Ooh, let me try! Please? Let’s see…

    * Several priests and pastors in the US will be charged with rape and abuse

    * At least one priest or pastor will be accused of murder

    * A plane will crash in the Asian continent

    * Several brutal regimes will target and kill innocent civilians in foreign countries

    * A famous celebrity (not already accused) will be charged with rape and/or molestation

    * At least one gay-hating politician in the US will be caught in a sex act (including grindr)

    * At least one government will make new law to cover up the crimes of powerful people

    * There will be five mass shootings in the US at workplaces, businesses and schools

    I could write a few others, but that’s a fairly long list. I suspect all of those “predictions” will come true. It doesn’t require prescience, it requires taking the average numbers of recent years.

  • StevoR

    Lots of commies. Like Obama.

    Wait what? Obama is a communist as in a follower of Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky etc ..?

    For real?

    I don’t think so! I also don’t think that klown grasps what that word actually means – and also, I think the McCarthy era called – they want their shtick back.

    As for 2015 I predict we’ll finally see what Pluto and Ceres look like close up and that will be flippin’ magnificent, discover more exoplanets and make amazing new finds in a almost all fields of science because I know there are are intelligent, hard-working people making that happen. I predict there will be some disasters but the rapture and the end of the world won’t be happening next year and people will continue to mock and debunk conspiracy theorists. I’m going to go out on something of an informed limb and say 2015 will be an El Nino year and the hottest on record globally – or at least within the top five globally and we’ll see Arctic sea ice melt more than in the previous two years and likely set a new record low or just barely miss doing that! I predict in politics Hilary Rodham Clinton will officially announce she’s running for POTUS in 2016 (Um, she hasn’t quite yet already done that has she?) and this will be opposed in hysterically funny, yet also sad and misogynist ways by the Republican party which will have a bad comedians line up of joke candidates that will keep Ed Brayton’s blog very busy by their frothing at the mouth idiocies all year and well into the next few. Also predict Hilary Clinton will win the Presidency and we”l get to see what the lunar-tic right hate worse -women or blacks in power!

  • dingojack

    I’ll do better than that Stevo — Ceres in March and Pluto by Bastille Day! 😉

    Dingo

  • caseloweraz

    Well, I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that more people — both Republicans and Democrats — will declare their candidacy for the presidential election in 2016.

    Top that, psychics!