Obama Daughter Likes Rap, Turns Right Wing Racist

You’d better sit down for this one: Malia Obama, the 13-year old daughter of the president, likes rap. I know, that’s incredibly shocking. So shocking, in fact, that a picture of her in a t-shirt for a rap group called Pro Era made the commenters at a Tea Party website suddenly turn into racists against their will.

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See how horrible those Obamas are? They’ve turned good Christian American patriots into racists!

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  • matty1

    At least they didn’t do what I did and spend ten seconds googling Pro Era because I can just imagine what they would have made of this.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    With rap/hip-hop as the top-selling form of music worldwide, I’m guessing a lot of white people, yellow people, and brown people all listen to it!!! So, technically, if you want to be accurate, it’s a Korean who goes by “Psy” that’s really pwning them.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    Oh, I see they like the “wolf’s hook cross” logo. Isn’t that a favorite of the various fascist thugs who took over Ukraine? I thought the CIA liked them. It’s so confuuuuusing.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    There are racist commenters on the internet? Damn honkies!

  • moarscienceplz

    Yeah! Why do Obama’s kids have to listen to that weird black music? Why can’t they listen to decent music like Nat King Cole, or Duke Ellington, or Ella Fitzgerald?

  • sugarfrosted

    @5 Expanding on that: Rock and Jazz are actually “black” music in the same way rap is now. Invented by black people: mainstreamed by white people. There is a large segment of NeoCons that really like rock.

  • laurentweppe

    With rap/hip-hop as the top-selling form of music worldwide, I’m guessing a lot of white people, yellow people, and brown people all listen to it!!!

    Approximately 70% of hip-hop audience in the US are white. Which makes some of the racists panicked comments involuntary funny: “How are white Americans suppose [sic] to feel about it?They already listen to the same music, you imbecilic blockhead!

  • Anne Fenwick

    Funniest rap I ever head: an aerobics class full of middle-aged French women singing along to that one which began ‘You want to lick my…’ They had memorized the words without understanding them.

  • arakasi

    What!? A teenage girl listens to music that I don’t care for? This has never happened before in the history of Western Civilization!

  • U Frood

    Surprised me at first with the headline, I thought you were saying that Mali had become a “right-wing-racist”

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    There is a large segment of NeoCons that really like rock.

    Well, you gotta admit “Wango Tango” has some pretty catchy riffs…

  • caseloweraz

    The president’s daughter, named Malia

    With rappers has become quite pally, ya.

    The Right says, “Depraved!”

    But thinks she’d be saved

    If she starts to admire Justice Scalia.

  • caseloweraz

    The post on the Tea Party site claims that “one of the founders of the hip-hop group, JoeyBada$$, was arrested and charged in Australia for breaking the nose of a security guard in an assault. The guard had simply asked him for his credentials.”

    If that’s true, it puts a different light on the situation. It is true that the rapper punched a security guard and broke his nose. Could there be provocation? I have no idea. But, as with the shooting at Altamont, it is possible.

    Coverage in the New York Daily News, about which a commenter says “here you go again using that RACE CARD…”

  • http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula PZ Myers

    When I was in Australia, and walking around in a group that included a black woman, I was simply astounded at how often security guards would single her out for what was basically harassment. I would not be surprised if someone snapped after getting treated like a criminal for walking into a restaurant for the eleventieth time on their visit.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/mrupright Mr. Upright

    WAKE UP GRUBERS !!!!!!

    Yes Grubers, Hans AND Simon, wake up. John McClane is coming for you!

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    …made the commenters at a Tea Party website suddenly turn into racists against their will.

    That’s not how they tell it. Malia and her parents are the true racists, and white people are their victims. Also, black people are racists anytime they think they’re the victims.

    On a related note: Do any of these idiots realize that whatever you post on social media using your real name is going to be there to haunt you pretty much forever?

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    If that’s true, it puts a different light on the situation. It is true that the rapper punched a security guard and broke his nose.

    How many people has Axl Rose punched? Can any of his fans count that high without taking their Doc Martins off?

  • cottonnero

    I do like it when the more thorough racists try to take all the “black” music out of their listening habits and basically end up listening to polka.

  • Kermit Sansoo

    sugarfrosted says: There is a large segment of NeoCons that really like rock.

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    Yes. Mostly those under 55. Fundies and neoconservatives accept the established music of their childhood, but find any of the newer music to be outrageous. If it can be linked to a false religion, evil politics, or inferior ethnicity, then the case is closed. But 40 years later, their grandchildren will be saying “Why does the president’s kid have to listen to that damn cyborg minimalist crashdump? Any honest music with grit would come right out and say what they mean, like decent rap! Whaddya expect from a damn tinkertoy, anyway? Soulless monsters, all of ’em”

  • Kermit Sansoo

    cottonnero says: I do like it when the more thorough racists try to take all the “black” music out of their listening habits and basically end up listening to polka.

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    Even white music can be dangerous. My daughter grew up listening to Miles Davis, Lighten Hopkins, the Monkees, and this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iYMT7OQJtQ

  • Kermit Sansoo

    Sorry, didn’t know that would imbed it…

  • dan4

    Seriously, though, what the heck are “grubers?” Is that some weird slang that I’m not aware of? My searches of Google and Wikipedia only lead to someone’s last name (i.e. “John Gruber”).

  • Michael Heath

    Sheesh, ‘gruber’ according to the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gruber