The ‘Atheist Homosexual Gay Agenda Movement’

Two of the whackiest and most extreme voices on the Christian right, Bill Federer of the World Congress of Families and Rick Wiles of TruNews radio, got together to spread some seriously bizarre claims about the “atheist homosexual gay agenda movement” and how it’s all building toward a Muslim takeover of the United States.

Federer told Wiles that the “atheist homosexual gay agenda movement” will move America “into an Islamic future” complete with mythical Sharia law “no-go zones.” Wiles agreed, claiming that “the Muslims are the avengers, they are being sent in like hornets to sting us. They are the avengers that are coming in like a billion hornets coming in and just stinging and vexing the people.”…

These refugees, along with Muslims smuggled into the U.S. through Muslim-run drug gangs, will then set up Islamic “sleeper cells” within the U.S. that will rise up once they “get a signal to have Ferguson riots in malls across America.” Once they start rioting, the government will then move to set up a “militarized dictatorship” under Obama’s complete control…

“We’re going to see unspeakable violence in this country. The Muslims are going to blow up schools, they’re going to blow up malls,” Wiles said. “It’s going to be done under the cover of a jihadist in the White House, a Marxist Muslim jihadist in the White House, planted there many years ago for this very day to bring down the nation. Mr. Obama’s election was no accident, it was the culmination of a carefully planned, funded and executed strategy to bring down this country.”

Federer and Wiles cited the work of Avi Lipkin, who predicted that Obama will “bring in 50-100 million Muslims” fleeing the Mideast to the U.S. and house them in National Parks and property seized under Agenda 21. Lipkin claims that Obama, whom he thinks is under the control of the Illuminati and Free Masons, also wants to turn women into “baby factories for Islam.”

“His warning has turned out to be true,” Wiles said.

Uh yeah. Because Obama really IS moving 50-100 million Muslims into America and hiding them in national parks. Can’t you see them?

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  • caseloweraz

    Wiles agreed, claiming that “the Muslims are the avengers, they are being sent in like hornets to sting us. They are the avengers that are coming in like a billion hornets coming in and just stinging and vexing the people.”…

    Wiles must have read Eric Frank Russell’s Wasp.

    Wiles: “It’s going to be done under the cover of a jihadist in the White House, a Marxist Muslim jihadist in the White House, planted there many years ago for this very day to bring down the nation.

    Planted may years ago? Great Scott — it’s the butler!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1246980039 caseyboucher

    Uh-oh, they’ve figured it out!

  • samgardner

    If Obama were trying to turn women into baby factories of any kind, wouldn’t he be against legal contraception and abortion? And against things like equal pay for women?

  • Subtract Hominem

    And this agenda is both homosexual and gay! At the same time!

  • Trebuchet

    Off-topic breaking news: Mitt’s not running. At least today.

    And that’s some serious crazy up there.

  • Doubting Thomas

    Is “Palinesque” an accepted word yet? Because that’s what I thought of on starting to read that.

  • Saad

    Not just gay but homosexual gay!

  • John Pieret

    also wants to turn women into “baby factories for Islam

    Ah! … So that explains why wingnuts keep passing laws to make abortion all but impossible to get and are taking aim at contraception! … They want to make American women into “baby factories” for Christians!

    the “atheist homosexual gay agenda movement” will move America “into an Islamic future”

    Because everyone knows Islamists really like atheists and LGBT people and do everything in their power to advance their causes! Chopping off their heads, turning them over to murderous mobs, imprisoning and sentencing to 1,000 lashes is just a ruse to lull us into a false sense of security!

    “Whacky” is far too gentle a term for those two!

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    “Atheist homosexual gay agenda movement” sounds like a kind of fun combination of things, except for the word “agenda,” which makes it sound more like a corporate meeting.

    And what about Pagan homosexuals? Don’t they get invited? They have crazier costumes! And it’s not like they have a different “agenda” from the atheists.

  • raven

    Needs more Commies and Space Reptiles.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Okay, who told?

  • Kevin Kehres

    Not me! I’ve been working on the FEMA death camps. I swear!!

  • wreck

    How much acid does one have to drop to become this disconnected from reality?

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    “homosexual gay agenda”

    As opposed to the ‘heterosexual gay’ and ‘homosexual straight’ agendas??

  • matty1

    Atheist, homosexual, Marxist, Muslim. Just need to add in the illuminati and the Lizard people for a full set

  • lldayo

    I’m sure the majority of military members, who are christian, would have no problem imposing a military dictatorship under Obama to establish a muslim state. Nope, no problem there.

  • lldayo

    @13 wreck

    How much acid does one have to drop to become this disconnected from reality?

    I think he used the wrong type of acid. Chugging HCl would yield these types of results as the brain would be completely eaten away.

  • dugglebogey

    Wouldn’t it be great to take everyone selling irrational fear to try to get power and actually give them something to be afraid of? Like being labeled as frauds and ridiculed by every semi-intelligent person in the country?

  • raven

    This is BTW, an example of phatic communication. Dog whistles in modern English.

    Wiles is just stringing words together, chosen for emotional appeal. The semantic content isn’t important and is in fact, false. What he is really saying is:

    Hate, fear, hate fear, send me more money, hate fear.

    He isn’t very good at though. He left out commies, hippies, demons, immigration, Ebola, and The New World Order.

  • marcus

    ‘Atheist Homosexual Gay Agenda Movement’

    Good name!

    Department of Repetitive Redundancy Department Agency

  • eric

    “atheist homosexual gay agenda movement” …Islamic future”…Sharia…no-go zones…Muslims smuggled into the U.S. through Muslim-run drug gangs…sleeper cells…Ferguson riots…“militarized dictatorship”

    I think I just hit crazy Bingo acoss three lines simultaneously.

  • Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    Let me be the first to point out that “The ‘Atheist Homosexual Gay Agenda Movement’” would not be a good name for a band.

  • tubi

    Obama…wants to turn women into “baby factories for Islam.

    As opposed to Bill Donahue, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, and all the others who want to KEEP women as baby factories for Christ.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    … the Muslims are the avengers, …

    No wonder they celebrated at that schwarma restaurant.

    Still, this must cause Thor in particular some major cognitive dissonance.

  • Acolyte of Sagan

    Atheist. Homosexual. Gay. Sharia.

    One of these things does not like the others.

  • felidae

    They threw in the Illuminati, Free Masons and Muslims–that qualifies as a conspiracy nutcase three-bagger, if not a home run in my book

  • Kermit Sansoo

    Surely every gay and drug dealer in the country dreams of the day when a Taliban-esque theocracy is finally set up! There will be dancing the the streets that day, for sure!

    .

    And I have heard from a reliable source that lawyers need merely wave a post-it note with the words “Agenda 21” written on it to halt any trial or court proceeding in its tracks. As foretold in the Bible, the UN world government is terrifyingly effective in overturning local laws. Declaring oneself a sovereign citizen is clearly the only way to escape the clutches of global tyranny and energy-smart light bulbs.

  • Moon Jaguar

    @27 Well, Mr. Smarty Kermit, betcha din’t know those smart light bulbs is how Obama’s watching everybody all the time. The bulbs, and the telescopes in the eyes of the guys carved into Mt. Rushmore – it’s no coincidence they’re in a national park!

  • Al Dente

    I thought us atheists would be against Muslims setting up their religion anywhere.

  • sezme

    @ Raven #19

    You forgot

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  • thebookofdave

    They are the avengers that are coming in like a billion hornets coming in and just stinging and vexing the people.

    And what about Pagan homosexuals? Don’t they get invited? They have crazier costumes! And it’s not like they have a different “agenda” from the atheists.

    ZOMG! WE HAVE A SLEEPER AGENT RIGHT HERE IN FTB!!1!1! TAKE COVER AND WATCH OUT FOR RAGING BEE!!!onety!