‘Sports Ministry’: Bruce Jenner Destroys Biblical Standards

A “sports ministry” called 4 Winds is quite upset that, according to rumors, Bruce Jenner is transgender and is going to transition from male to female (I have no idea if this true, nor could I possibly give a shit either way). He’s going to corrupt our youth, dontchaknow.

Many sources have confirmed that Bruce Jenner will transition into a woman on a docu-series this year. Supposedly, the 65-year old former Olympic gold medalist decathlete is happy about his decision. Jenner has been married three times and has six kids, plus four stepchildren.

4 WINDS sports minister Steve McConkey believes this is another indication of where sports is headed after the International Olympic Committee allowed transgenders in the Olympics in 2003. The IOC decision has directly or indirectly emboldened former and current athletes to proudly defy biblical standards.

I know, right? I mean, would you believe that they allow athletes to wear poly-cotton blend uniforms in clear defiance of Biblical standards? And they sometimes hold games on Sunday, in clear defiance of Biblical standards? Hell, they even let athletes worship other gods (GASP!). Because if there’s one thing sports needs, it’s more religious bullshit.

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  • eric

    Steve McConkey believes this is another indication of where sports is headed after the International Olympic Committee allowed transgenders in the Olympics in 2003. The IOC decision has directly or indirectly emboldened former and current athletes to proudly defy biblical standards.

    Riiiight. I’m sure 65-year-old Jenner’s decision is based entirely on the IOC allowing transgender people to compete. Because, y’know, he’s going to be a shoe in in the women’s 100m now.

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    Do the math, folks: sports + ministry = fraud.

  • thebookofdave

    The IOC decision has directly or indirectly emboldened former and current athletes to proudly defy biblical standards.

    Because the IOC was chartered under God’s Law to enforce His sovereign will for the protection of our youths, and is all that stands between current and former Olympians hopping the TransExpress down Slippery Slope straight to Gomorrahville.

  • teawithbertrand

    What the fuck is a “sports minister”?

  • Loqi

    The IOC decision has directly or indirectly emboldened former and current athletes to proudly defy biblical standards.

    Remember, kids: you’re free in America (unlike every other democracy, because SOCIALISM). And by “free” I mean you can never violate my interpretation of this here book, nor do anything I don’t approve. Murica.

    What the fuck is a “sports minister”?

    A jock-sniffer with a white collar and a boner for Jesus.

  • birgerjohansson

    If McConkey starts demonstrating against Jenner, here is a way to sabotage the demonstration: Ruining a protest http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3469#comic

  • http://www.literateperversions.com Chris Hall

    I understand that the media has been playing this up as a freak show and continues to refer to Jenner as “he,” but it seems that we could do better than that and refer to her by her chosen gender. It’s pretty clear now that this is more than just idle rumor, and is an actual thing. Jenner is going to to do an interview with Diane Sawyer and officially confirm the so-called “rumors.”

  • colnago80

    This has been played up on venues like TMZ and Perez Hilton as click magnets. What’s more illuminating are the comments to the articles, many of which are far more negative then McConkey’s article. I don’t see McConkey demanding that such operations be banned, which many of the born agains are demanding.

    However, if Mr./Ms. Jenner is upset by the publicity, he/she has only himself/herself to blame as he’s the one making a big deal out of it.

  • otrame

    @7 Then I hope she will be very happy. And good on her for doing it out loud, to help begin the process of making the average Joe, who as, J. R. “Bob” Dobbs once noted, is pretty dumb (and “by definition, half of them are even dumber than that”*) begin to see transgender people as a “normal variations” and nothing to get their tiny little minds in a twist about.

    *Yes, I know that average doesn’t mean half are above and half are below the mark, that would be the mode. Work with me, here. J.R. “Bob” Dobbs was many things, but he was not a statistician.

  • Trebuchet

    @7: I think until the actual confirmation, “he” remains the appropriate pronoun.

  • John Pieret

    And they sometimes hold games on Sunday

    Which is OK because the Sabbath that Jesus celebrated was on Saturday. It’s the ungodly heathens who changed the Sabbath to Sunday who are proudly defying biblical standards.

  • nrdo

    @ 9 otrame

    I agree with everything you said, but to further nitpick, the mode would be the most frequent value, the median is the middle value in a sample.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    If 4 Winds wants to be upset at the IOC it should be because they’re a bunch of rich parasites, whose primary interest is skimming as much as they can off of the Olympics and the bidding process for holding them.

  • Francisco Bacopa

    Hell fucking no! Never refer to Bruce Jenner as “she” until the time comes that he says so. Remember the debacle with Chelsea Manning when some supposed advocates revered to her with pronouns she did not accept and even called her by a first name she did not later adopt? She was “he” and “Bradley” until exactly the time she said otherwise.

    And I think this whole Bruce is trans thing is totally made up. Jenner has always been a somewhat femme man even when he was KICKING THE SHIT out of steroid enhanced super-macho Warsaw Pact competitors.

    Bruce Jenner is a somewhat feminine presenting man who busted the shit out of a bunch of commies even while seeming like what others would call a “nancy-boy”.

    I in no way believe Bruce is trans, but if he says so I will accept that.