Shoebat: ‘Islamification’ Leads To Gay Rights, Cannibalism

Walid Shoebat, the most famous of a group of fake “ex-terrorists” — read: “Christian evangelists” — making lots of money by scaring the pants off people, told former Senate candidate (and now right wing talk show host) Joe Miller that the “Islamification process” in America leads to gay rights and cannibalism.

“The Islamification process is not just the idea of making it difficult for Christians like you see in the Palestinian arena,” he told Miller.

“Now it’s really transforming into something more. In other words, tyranny begins at that stage, in which tyranny wants to basically bring in homosexual rights, pretty soon it will be rights to cannibalism, rights to polygamy, rights to [etc.] And that’s how tyrannies work. It’s not just Islamo-tyranny, but any tyranny, this is how it works,” he said.

Uh, yeah. Because those Islamic reactionaries who commit terrorism just love gay rights. And because every tyrannical government ever — that is, most governments that have ever existed — supported equal rights for gay people. And cannibalism. And polygamy. Because “that’s how tyrannies work.” Seriously, how does someone say something that fucking stupid and not have everyone point and laugh at them? Oh yeah, it was on a right wing radio show. There is no limit to how stupid one can be there and still be taken seriously.

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  • John Pieret

    Yeah, when ISIL tossed that gay guy off the roof of a 7 story building and then, when he didn’t die right away, stoned him to death, it was to bring in homosexual rights! The cannibalism and polygamy was just incidental to that!

    There is no limit to how stupid one can be …

    Apparently not.

  • StevoR

    Dafuck?!?

  • Chiroptera

    Well, all I know is that the main reason I don’t never visit Saudi Arabia is to avoid a nasty run-in with a gay cannibal!

  • Artor

    *read in David Attenborough’s voice*

    “And here we see the wall-eyed shoe-bat in it’s natural habitat. The right-wing talk show circuit provides the necessary camouflage the shoe-bat needs to survive, and thrive…”

  • http://drx.typepad.com Dr X

    If it’s normalization of cannibalism that worries him, I’d suggest he look into the Catholics.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    I can’t wait for the “rights to [etc.]”. It’ll make getting through the “rights to cannibalism” all worth it. I mean, don’t get me wrong. BBQ’s all right, but you don’t want it all the time, no matter how tyrannically it’s done.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    Soylent Green is made of islamification!

  • Al Dente

    I’m stocking up on fava beans and Chianti, just in case.

  • http://Reallyawakeguy.blogspot.com somnus

    Did this guy seriously make the argument that tyranny is the *expansion* of legal rights?

    On an unrelated note, I’m getting really irritated with the way this site’s advertising is constantly redirecting my phone to the App Store and/or my browser to advertisers’ web pages.

  • Michael Heath

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  • Kermit Sansoo

    Islam Mohamadinism is double-plus ungood.

    .

    Really, we are in the transition stage from English to newspeak. Tea Partiers and RW bark radio have reduced social, ethical, and political adjectives & nouns to two bags of words: good words, and bad words.

    .

    The good word bag includes: true, patriot, American, prayer, normal, rich, etc.

    The bad word bag includes: liberal, fascist, socialist, Muslim, muslin, smart, stupid, science, greedy, etc.

    .

    There are slippery words – like “doctor”, or “educated” – which are good or bad only in context. Those ambiguities – anathema to authoritarians – will be removed when adjectives can be largely reduced to “good” and its prefixes “un-“, “plus-“, and “doubleplus”.

    .

    They have long since given up on maintaining agreement between any two of their assertions.

  • lorn

    As far as I can tell homosexuality and cannibalism are damn near the only atrocities ISIS has not enthusiastically embraced.

  • jnorris

    I cannot imagine how sad an Evangelical Tea Bagger’s life must be to be so afraid of homosexuals getting married or having jobs and not being killed for it. What kind of life do they have where something that does them absolutely no harm is so dangerous?

  • StevoR

    @11. Kermit Sansoo :

    The good word bag includes: true, patriot, American, prayer, normal, rich, etc.

    The bad word bag includes: liberal, fascist, socialist, Muslim, muslin, smart, stupid, science, greedy, etc.

    So, what happens when you combine the words from the good and bad bags then? For instances Muslim + prayer, true + liberal, patriot + fascist, normal + stupid, American science etc … ?

  • matty1

    As far as I can tell homosexuality and cannibalism are damn near the only atrocities ISIS has not enthusiastically embraced.

    FYI one of these things is not an atrocity, I’ll leave you to guess which.

  • dingojack

    Matty1 – cannibalism? Nooooooooo yeeeeelllloooowwww!!!

    I mean does anyone take this guy seriously?!? Anyone at all?

    Dingo