Jones: Liberals Are ‘Going to Kill Everybody’

Joel Gilbert, who previously made a documentary claiming that President Obama’s real father was Frank Marshall Davis and thus he is genetically a communist, is making a new film and it features the inane ravings of Alex Jones, who says liberals have told him they want to kill everyone.

“They’re really like criminal, bank robber types, like felon types I’ve been around before that are really creepy and have bad will towards people,” Jones told filmmaker Joel Gilbert. “And behind the scenes they’ll go, ‘Listen, when we take over we’re going to kill everybody. We want blood.”

It must be true. I mean, Alex Jones is always right. And that may not even be the dumbest lie in the film:

Gilbert listed Chicago, Denver, Detroit and Newark as “dungeons of progressivism” he visited during the course of his filming. He also claimed that these cities suffered from “50 percent unemployment,” a vast exaggeration.

According to federal data, Detroit is the only city even breaking a 10 percent unemployment rate as of December 2014, with 12.2 percent of residents without a job, exceeding Chicago (6.2 percent), Denver (4.2 percent) and Newark (9.4 percent).

That this kind of bullshit has a huge audience on the right wing is pretty scary.

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  • teawithbertrand

    “Dungeons of progressivism”

    Dibs on the band name.

  • Loqi

    It’s true. I’m sharpening my gun right now.

  • Alverant

    “Dungeons of progressivism”

    Oh yeah, I’m the DM in my DoP group. We got a 9th level Mage, a 10th level Cleric of PZMyers, a 9th level Fighter. There used to be a thief in the party but the player decided he could put his roleplaying talents to practical use and became a televangelist.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    To be fair, Liberals are pretty scary. This one time, a gang of Leftists blinded me with patchouli and one stabbed me with his marihuana bong! I woke up in the hospital. Thank goodness they signed me up for Obamacare while I was unconscious.

  • http://www.gregory-gadow.net Gregory in Seattle

    And yet, somehow, it is always conservatives who are screaming for war and mass murder.

  • John Pieret

    And behind the scenes they’ll go, ‘Listen, when we take over we’re going to kill everybody. We want blood.”

    Heh! If these criminal, bank robber, felon type liberals are so incompetent as to allow a well-known wingnut conspiracy theorist in on their behind the scenes planning, I don’t think anyone has much to worry about.

  • Trebuchet

    According to federal data, Detroit is the only city even breaking a 10 percent unemployment rate as of December 2014, with 12.2 percent of residents without a job, exceeding Chicago (6.2 percent), Denver (4.2 percent) and Newark (9.4 percent).

    That’s just what THEY want you to think!

  • Akira MacKenzie

    Alverant @ 3

    …a 9th level Fighter Social Justice Warrior…

    FTFY.

  • felicis

    Hey – what about Portland and Seattle?! Doesn’t the Pacific NW count for anything in progressive circles? We’ve got legal pot too!

  • Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    C’mon, guys, can’t we cool it with the mass murder rhetoric while Alex Jones is listening? I mean, seriously. Loose lips sink ships.

  • kantalope

    Alex Jones has lot’s of liberal friends – they can even use his bathroom if he’s not looking.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=701394965 patrickashton

    He also claimed that these cities suffered from “50 percent unemployment,” a vast exaggeration.

    He’s not exaggerating, he just thinks that every man, woman and child should be working, regardless of their ability, age or need.

  • Chiroptera

    “And behind the scenes they’ll go, ‘Listen, when we take over we’re going to kill everybody. We want blood.”

    Why do i get a strong feeling of projection here?

  • dugglebogey

    Just look at the pattern! First the liberals want health care for everyone! The OBVIOUS next step is to kill everyone….isn’t it?

  • Michael Heath

    Ed quotes RawStory:

    Gilbert listed Chicago, Denver, Detroit and Newark as “dungeons of progressivism” he visited during the course of his filming. He also claimed that these cities suffered from “50 percent unemployment,” a vast exaggeration.

    According to federal data, Detroit is the only city even breaking a 10 percent unemployment rate as of December 2014, with 12.2 percent of residents without a job . . ..

    This paragraph is so poorly stated (Gilbert) and reported (RawStory) I’m dizzy. I don’t know what metric Gilbert’s quoting for his unemployment figure, but Raw Story’s rebuttal changes the goal line where the latter framing may not make Gilbert’s contention all that far off if not accurate.

    I’m confident that far more than 12.2% of Detroit’s “residents [are] without a job“. That’s because the most popular unemployment metrics referenced don’t consider people that aren’t looking for a job. So those numbers only reflect the percentage looking for a job or underemployed and looking for a job. The most popular unemployment metrics don’t count retirees that aren’t looking or working, children not seeking work (including teens of working age), the disabled, and those that are not employed and not looking.

    And liberals shouldn’t solely wave-off conservative criticisms by those who disparage Detroit’s governance. We should always concede that Detroit is a prime example of piss-poor governance by liberals. It’s history over the past several decades provides lessons on what not to do. The symptoms there are now are due to attributes Democrats wisely abandoned decades ago. And that’s the key difference. Liberals care and they adapt as they learn. Conservatives demonstrate no such ability to do either.

  • theguy

    “And liberals shouldn’t solely wave-off conservative criticisms by those who disparage Detroit’s governance.”

    I think we can, at least in most cases. Some wingnuts want to pretend that Detroit was destroyed by welfare, or from the mere presence of liberals. The “piss-poor governance” AFAIK includes both liberals and conservatives.

  • Matt G

    Alright, who squealed?

  • Artor

    Alex Jones has lot’s of liberal friends – they can even use his bathroom if he’s not looking.

    Oh that’s what I’ve been doing wrong! Whenever Alex isn’t looking, I take a dump on his pillow and soak his bedsheets. (They’re white, btw. For some reason, his pillowcases have holes cut in them.) I didn’t realize I was supposed to be using his bathroom.

  • jnorris

    Matt G and Hercules: I swear I did not, repeat, did not tell Alex Jones I was told to kill my apportioned list of ‘Everyone’ with plates of sizzling fajitas.