Shoebat the Lesser: ‘Fags’ Run ISIS

Theodore Shoebat, the even dumber and more extremist son of fake “ex-terrorist” Walid Shoebat, went on a juvenile and idiotic rant on Youtube, claiming that ISIS is run by “fags.” And that transvestites want to get into women’s bathrooms to molest little boys.

“I love it when people tell me, ‘I don’t see gay people beheading others,’” he said. “‘Why are you fighting against gay people? I don’t see gays decapitating people.’ Ummm, yeah, there are gay people beheading others. It’s something called ISIS. ISIS consists of many homosexuals. Some of their top leaders are homosexual.”

Shoebat went on to say that “the major serial killers in American history,” have all been “yeah, homosexual.”

He attacked nondiscrimination laws like the one which recently failed to pass in Charlotte, North Carolina, arguing that to allow trans people access to their appropriate public facilities poses a threat to public safety.

“According to this new bill that these fags want to pass, you will be allowed to go into the woman’s bathroom,” said Shoebat. “The homosexuals want to go into a woman’s bathroom so they can molest little boys. That’s what this is about. They want to molest children. They want to do so peeping tom stuff on women in the bathroom. They want to be perverts…The bottom line is that this is nothing but another incremental step to bring the civilized world back to pederasty [and] institutionalized pedophilia.”

Uh, Teddy…why would a gay person go into a woman’s bathroom to molest boys? And if ISIS is run by gay people, why are they killing gay people? You aren’t very bright are you, Ted?

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  • dmcclean

    “The homosexuals want to go into a woman’s bathroom so they can molest little boys.”

    Say what?

  • StevoR

    Is this Theodore Shoebat a member of the Phelps klan or something? Certainly seems from this like he’d fit right in with that hate mob.

  • matty1

    “The homosexuals want to go into a woman’s bathroom so they can molest little boys.”

    In much the same way as Catholics want to have a bar mitzvah so they can join a mosque.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    “I love it when people tell me, ‘I don’t see gay people beheading others,’” he said.

    No, but there are reliable reports – with video! – showing them eating each other, alive…

  • Artor

    Nested blockquote fail again Ed. Is Shoebat’s mental state rubbing off?

  • busterggi

    Shoebat, Batshit- six of one, half dozen of the other.

  • Chiroptera

    “The homosexuals want to go into a woman’s bathroom so they can molest little boys. That’s what this is about. They want to molest children. They want to do so peeping tom stuff on women in the bathroom….

    How does bigotry against gays and the transgendered prevent this stuff from happening now?

  • Loqi

    @Chiroptera

    The little stick figure with the skirt is actually a magical ward that prevents “bad guys” from entering the protected area. It was created by a very high level mage, so it is very difficult to dispel. In fact, it is rumored that the only way to break its magic is to have a cabal of mages, empowered by popular votes, write an arcane tome with specific incantations (lots of “WHEREAS” and other such words) and then get it signed by the governor of the region.

  • theguy

    If Obama was really the tyrant the tea bagger filth wants him to be, I wish he’d have the Shitbat family kidnapped and dropped into ISIS territory. Without any guns. These fundies are disgusting.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    It’s something called ISIS. ISIS consists of many homosexuals. Some of their top leaders are homosexual.”

    The incredibly sad thing is, though none of the leaders of IS/ISIS are going to people who acknowledge it, statistically some of those folk are going to be people who feel more same-gender attractions of sexual and/or romantic kinds than other-gender attractions of those kinds.

    The pithy response to would be to call bullshit b/c IS/ISIS would happily torture and kill any man that they knew to have had any queer sex, and torture and/or rape and/or kill any one other than a man that they knew to have had any queer sex.

    Sadly for any efforts at true justice, it’s impossible to acknowledge the complicated reality – some closeted people, likely even some people who haven’t acknowledged their own queer attractions to themselves (and in both of these categories plenty who haven’t actually had queer sex even if they might be attracted to it, interested in it, or, should they ever actually have it, and enjoyer of it), are part of IS/ISIS and need to be held accountable for their crimes. Some, perhaps, even participate in IS/ISIS because of guilt over queer feelings/thoughts/attractions or fears that declining participation in IS/ISIS will lead others to deduce the existence of their queer feelings/thoughts/attractions. However none of that means that their own queerness causes IS/ISIS to exist or motivates their members. To the extent that one might feel guilt or fear as a motivator, it is for the purpose of self-preservation in the context of rabid heterosexual violence.

    This does not, in fact, excuse violence that might be done by people who feel or think or act queerly. The fact that a boss would throw a Protestant German in the furnace if that person didn’t throw a Jew in the furnace doesn’t make throwing a Jew in the furnace a moral choice. It’s **understandable as hell** (we nearly all of us want to survive), but still stomach-turningly, mind-fuckingly evil to commit murder in a better-you-than-me way. If we all refuse to murder, then your life isn’t at risk. Choose not to murder and be part of the solution, eh?

    So, sure. Queers in ISIS. Bring them to appropriate justice as you would bring to justice any other member of ISIS (or any other human being for that matter) for any remotely provable crime.

    But fuck Shoebat for remotely suggesting that queers-qua-queers motivate and lead IS/ISIS in order to achieve queer-qua-queer goals.

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    I won’t even start on the trans*-hating bathroom crap.

  • Lady Mondegreen

    “The homosexuals want to go into a woman’s bathroom…[t]hey want to do so peeping tom stuff on women in the bathroom.”

    I, um…what?

  • John Pieret

    Just another example of wingnut Madlibs. Homosexuals = bad. Transgenders = bad. ISIS = bad. Ergo, substituting one term for the other is automatically true.

  • colnago80

    Yessir, the ISIL really likes gays. Not.

    http://goo.gl/EwjxtA

  • caseloweraz

    Shoebat: ISIS consists of many homosexuals. Some of their top leaders are homosexual.”

    I know, right? Just like those Nazis, whose leadership was rife with homos… /sarc

    Shoebat went on to say that “the major serial killers in American history,” have all been “yeah, homosexual.”

    Uh — no. this list contains only one who might be homosexual: “the Doodler.”