Wiles: Christians Have 1 Year to Escape America

Rick Wiles of TruNews radio is telling American Christians that they only have one year to get out of the United States before Obama and the “Luciferian Illuminati” destroy it once and for all. Because apparently the “Luciferian Illuminati” can’t get you if you leave the country.

I prophetically told the Syrian Christians over this radio program in 2011 to flee the country. I repeatedly warned them via this radio program to get out of the country because Obama would destroy it and eventually Damascus would be leveled to the ground according to Bible prophecy. And if you would listen to those 2011 programs, you would hear me say that I was certain the Holy Spirit was speaking to the Christians in Syria to flee while they could still do it.

I’m going to say this to American Christians: Your time to flee America, which is now Babylon, is quickly disappearing. Obama will destroy this nation too. He is a man of destruction, darkness and evil. There may be a year remaining in which you can get out and save your family. I’m convinced the Luciferian Illuminatus that control this country will dismantle it over the next two years and the Phoenix will ascend to replace the old constitutional republic.

I think you should lead the exodus, Rick. We’ll gladly let your people go. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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  • gshelley

    I may be missing the obvious, but where is he suggesting they go to?

  • wreck

    “Luciferian Illuminatus”

    Dibs on band name!

  • Loqi

    We’re going to throw the best going away party ever.

  • dingojack

    ” Luciferian Illuminatus” — what Rick? Only one?

    😉 Dingo

  • peterh

    Wiles may want to read Jerome’s “Against the Luciferians,” a polemic from the 4th Century. The term Luciferians does not mean what he thinks it means.

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    Okay, we don’t have much time, all Christians need to keep moving, keep walking, follow the signs to Ark B, let’s go, chop chop…

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    wreck “’Luciferian Illuminatus’ Dibs on band name!”

    Now you’re just being ridiculous. That’s clearly a Harry Potter spell.

  • grumpyoldfart

    Run away, run away.

    (Home of the Brave)

  • John Pieret

    The first thing we need to do is set up a PayPal account to fund their leaving, Uganda is nice this time of year, I’m told.

  • jufulu

    I do believe that the gentleman was able to dial it passed 11.

  • raven

    I may be missing the obvious, but where is he suggesting they go to?

    Good question.

    The fact is no one wants Rick Wiles’ followers. They have nowhere to go.

    The number of people who are going to follow his advice, plea, or command is about zero. These are mentally children playing let’s pretend we are grownups, without quite knowing what grownup means.

    PS Yo fundies and Wilesists!!! Where will you go and do you need a few thousand dollars for a one way plane ticket? We will pay it for you.

    I’ve asked these questions before on open forums. And never got a reply ever. Either there aren’t very many fundies planning to flee the USA or they don’t read FTB’s.

  • raven

    I may be missing the obvious, but where is he suggesting they go to?

    Good question.

    The fact is no one wants Rick Wiles’ followers. They have nowhere to go.

    The number of people who are going to follow his advice, plea, or command is about zero. These are mentally children playing let’s pretend we are grownups, without quite knowing what grownup means.

    PS Yo fundies and Wilesists!!! Where will you go and do you need a few thousand dollars for a one way plane ticket? We will pay it for you.

    I’ve asked these questions before on open forums. And never got a reply ever. Either there aren’t very many fundies planning to flee the USA or they don’t read FTBs.

  • dingojack

    Wiles: Christians Have 1 Year to Escape America

    ‘Snake Plissken — I thought you was dead!’

    Dingo

  • LightningRose

    Somalia is a Teabagger/Libertarian paradise; no taxes, no gun control, no government health care, no social security, no gay marriage, and miles of sandy beaches.

  • caseloweraz

    Notwithstanding the failure of his 2011 “prophecy” about Damascus, he now makes a similar prediction for America:

    I’m convinced the Luciferian Illuminatus that control this country will dismantle it over the next two years and the Phoenix will ascend to replace the old constitutional republic.

    I’m not clear on who this Phoenix is. Does he mean Jean Grey? That would make a sort of sense, for only mutant powers could dismantle an entire country in two short years. But wait! I thought the Wolverine stopped Jean Grey…

  • caseloweraz

    I’m going to say this to American Christians: Your time to flee America, which is now Babylon, is quickly disappearing.

    “It’s no longer a Blue world, Max. Where could we go?”

    “Ar-gen-tin-a?”

  • HappyHead

    @caseloweraz

    I thought the Wolverine stopped Jean Grey…

    He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons. Don’t worry though, much like Jean (who has died like, what, four times now?) he’ll be back to stop her again next year.

    Hopefully after the mass wingnut exodus.

  • moarscienceplz

    I’ll be more than happy to help them pack.

  • whheydt

    To Wiles… Can I have your stuff when you leave?

  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    “I may be missing the obvious, but where does he suggest they go?”

    Obviously, Bible-sucking twits like this should go to ground zero for end times bullshit: Israel.

    After dealing with a few million U.S. fundies for a couple of weeks, the Israelis would find the Palestinians to be absolutely rational, charming, peaceful and lovely individuals by comparison.

  • Sastra

    gshelley #1 wrote:

    I may be missing the obvious, but where is he suggesting they go to?

    They are going to go far, far away from America: they are going to go to Alaska.

    Fortunately, the place seems to have been nicely ‘Americanized’ so the adjustment won’t be too bad. It’s cold, but there are those who have heard rumors that it might start warming up.

  • joe321

    As a Canadian, the thought of a border fence suddenly does not seem like such a bad idea!

  • jimmiraybob

    Raging Bee @ 6 –

    Okay, we don’t have much time, all Christians need to keep moving, keep walking, follow the signs to Ark B, let’s go, chop chop…

    Best belly laugh of the month so far. I envision John Cleese with a clipboard.

    But, how would they separate the true Christian from the witches? Don’t want to travel to the new lands with a witch infestation. [we’ll need ducks, lots of ducks]

  • jimmiraybob

    gshelley #1 –

    I may be missing the obvious, but where is he suggesting they go to?

    Isn’t the Lord opening up new lands north of the Arctic Circle? Something about his Global Warming Project? Could be a sign. Just sayin’.

  • blf

    Mars One is looking for rubes to send on a one-way space voyage to Mars…

    We’re also gonna need a lot of sandbags and things to deal with rising sealevels. Any idea how effective mashed and concreted (or otherwise prepared) wingnut is for building dikes (levees)?

  • Richard Smith

    If memory serves, “Lucifer” is the bringer of light, and “Illuminati” are the people of the light. Why is Rick so afraid of the light?

  • Matt G

    They can’t be be found as long as they don’t get their mail forwarded.

  • http://www.facebook.com/eo.raptor.3 eoraptor

    jimmiraybob @ 24

    Naah. Rising sea levels won’t be a problem. All the wackos leaving will remove so much weight the continent will bob right back up!

  • shadow

    Those suggesting Alaska or the Arctic are wrong — thanks to AGW Antarctica will open up for the fundigelicals to migrate to.

    There they can pray all day and receive mana from heaven.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    I wonder how many Syrian Christians Wiles has met, and how much he knows about their beliefs. The majority of Syrian Christians are members of Orthodox and Greek Catholic sects, who I’m sure Wiles would have a lot of problems with.

  • lorn

    I’m thinking really big party come March 16th 2016 to celebrate never having to see or hear Rick Wiles or his kind again.

    Bad news … I’m getting something of a Lucy with the football vibe here.

    They always say they are going to leave, but they never do.

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    I must have missed the part where Obama destroyed Syria. Do I dare ask what bit of mental gymnastics it took for him to conclude that Obama started the civil war?

  • felidae

    Rick, when does the boat leave–I want to be there to wish you and minions a hearty Bon Voyage! I am waiting for the day we can turn all that church owned real estate over to productive uses

  • Nick Gotts

    The first thing we need to do is set up a PayPal account to fund their leaving, Uganda is nice this time of year, I’m told. – John Pieret@9

    Sheesh. Don’t gay Ugandans have enough problems? (Seriously.)

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    I wish Rick Wiles and his followers good luck escaping from this death-trap-extravaganza that is secular democracy.

    I was even going to suggest someone to help get them out of this place, but Blue Oyster Cult was busy.

    And then Snake Pliskin said no as well. Man, can a brother theocrat get a hand?