Tsunami of Perversion 2: Electric Boogaloo

Charisma News editor Jennifer LeClaire is still trying to convince people that God sent her a vision that America was going to suffer a “tsunami of perversion.” Unsurprisingly, she found an eager audience for this nonsense in Rick Wiles of TruNews radio.

Jennifer LeClaire, the news editor of the Religious Right magazine “Charisma,” appeared on “Trunews” yesterday to tell host Rick Wiles about a recent prophetic experience she had in which God warned her that “a tsunami of perversion and all manner of wicked sin is headed towards this nation.”

Wiles said that this “tsunami” has already hit America: “I believe it’s truly a word from the Lord. ‘A tsunami of perversion and all manner of wicked sin is headed towards this nation.’ We see it right now. The first wave has already come in. The nation is embracing perversion, it is embracing hostility towards God, it is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life and quite frankly it’s frightening.”

“This very week in Indiana, the governor and the legislative leaders of Indiana are being treated as though they’re worse than Hamas or Hezbollah,” Wiles said. “I’m just amazed to what is happening in this country.”

LeClaire agreed, suggesting that criticism of Indiana is proof that “we’ve opened the door to the Enemy in this land” and that the country is now experiencing “a spiritual attack.”

Oh yes, it’s so frightening! One can imagine them huddled up in the corner of their underground bunker, surrounded by survival supplies they ordered from Glenn Beck, shaking with fear at the idea that other people who have nothing to do with them are having sex in ways they disapprove of that have no effect on them. It’s just so terrifying!

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  • D. C. Sessions

    More like “tsunami of insanity.” And it’s already here.

    Anyone besides me remember the line about “redoubling his efforts as he loses sight of his goal?”

  • wreck

    “a tsunami of perversion and all manner of wicked sin is headed towards this nation”

    Looks like it’s going to be quite a weekend. I’ll have to remember to stock up on beer.

  • themadtapper

    “This very week in Indiana, the governor and the legislative leaders of Indiana are being treated as though they’re worse than Hamas or Hezbollah,”

    It’s always amusing, in a sad sort of way, when people display their stunning lack of awareness with regards to geography. Why yes, people in America tend to react more strongly to and take more action against things that occur within walking/driving distance than they do issues on the other side of the fucking planet. This should come as a surprise to absolutely no one. Even the most ardent opponents of Indiana’s legislature don’t suggest that those guys are worse than Hamas or Hezbollah. But Hamas and Hezbollah aren’t something the average American can do anything about. The fuckwits in the Indiana legislature, however, are a problem that is well within reach.

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    What will you call your third post on this subject? “Tsunami of Perversion 3: Electric Beegalee?”

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com holytape

    I am all ready for the Tsunami of Perversion. I got my surfboard of porn. I’m going to ride that wave for a good five to ten minutes.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    It’s my fault. I’m sorry. It turns out that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

  • John Pieret

    “All Manner of Wicked Sin”

    Dibs!

    LeClaire agreed, suggesting that criticism of Indiana is proof that “we’ve opened the door to the Enemy in this land” and that the country is now experiencing “a spiritual attack.”

    And here I thought I was just having indigestion!

  • blf

    Any chance this tsunami could be liquefied, desalinated, and stored in California’s reservoirs?

  • John Hinkle

    I believe it’s truly a word from the Lord.

    Did the Lord use his inside voice or his outside voice?

  • Mr Ed

    I saw Tsunami Of Perversion in ’93. They did a whole Dick Dale set.

  • blf

    I saw Tsunami Of Perversion in ’93. They did a whole Dick Dale set.

    Was that the Beer, Sodomy, and Teh Gay tour? I have still have the original “pinko” album, first edition (the one with the horned atheist on the cover, munching on babies-as-popcorn).

  • eric

    A tsunami implies that we are getting hit by a wave coming from outside of us. I think the reverse is probably true: we (the US) are the ocean in this analogy, not the beach.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1360322113 aaronbaker

    I’ve searched fruitlessly for a tsunami of perversion for years. For just a moment I hoped–but you’ve dashed that hope. Damn you.

  • Scr… Archivist

    LeClaire doesn’t have to give her goodbye to America and drive her car into the ocean.

    Maybe, instead, she should cease to resist. If she kissed a mermaid, she might like it.

  • caseloweraz

    Wiles (quoting LeClaire): I believe it’s truly a word from the Lord. ‘A tsunami of perversion and all manner of wicked sin is headed towards this nation.’ We see it right now. The first wave has already come in.

    There was once a TV series (fairly well regarded, per IMDB’s rating) called First Wave in which, much like David Vincent in The Invaders, a man discovers the vanguard of an alien invasion is on Earth. From the quatrains of Nostradamus, he learns that three waves are prophesized, and that a “twice-blessed” man can stop them. He struggles to convince a disbelieving world while puzzling out what Nostradamus meant.

    All this sounds eerily like what Wiles and LeClaire are talking about.

  • lorn

    Surf’s up and my stick is waxed (Sex Wax of course) time to ride the waves.

  • Crudely Wrott

    ‘A tsunami of perversion and all manner of wicked sin is headed towards this nation.’

    Geeze. We’ve been waiting for this for hundreds of years.

    /thank you Firesign Theatre/

  • caseloweraz

    Ah, yes — “Temporarily Humboldt County.” Perhaps the best thing The Firesign Theater ever did.

  • Lady Mondegreen

    Duelling disaster metaphors. Manning sez “sodomy is making its way like wildfire across America.”

    So, which is it? Sodomy wildfire or perversion tsunami? Both? Will the tsunami of perversion put out the sodomy wildfire? Will it trigger an earthquake of unholy lust? What about hurricanes? Will there be hurricanes? I breathlessly await the next wingnut weather report.

  • dingojack

    If you’re going have a ‘perversion tsunami’, don’t you have to have a oceanic plate thrusting, plunging, slipping, sliding, subducting, seductively under the heaving, hot, continental plate. The continental margins tensing, bending, thrusting upward with every movement – the tension building – building – BUILDING. Until – with a snap ….

    Release.

    Or is my perversion geology all wrong?

    Dingo