It’s Open Season on Bill O’Reilly

Poor Bill O’Reilly. Poor, poor Bill O’Reilly. It’s a hard knock life out there for a rich white professional fabulist and demagogue. I mean, it’s getting so that rich white guys can’t even make up lies about themselves and get away with it now that it’s open season on them.

What are the most oppressed groups in America? If you guessed white men and Christians, then you might be a Bill O’Reilly viewer.

“If you’re a Christian or a white man in the USA, it’s open season on you,” O’Reilly said on “The O’Reilly Factor” on Fox News Channel Monday night.

That, he said, could work to the advantage of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton.

I know. Open season! I mean, I hardly leave my house now for fear of being hunted down like the caucasian dog that I am. It’s horrible!

O’Reilly predicted that many on both sides would be unfair to Clinton during her campaign, but vowed that he would treat the former secretary of state and U.S. senator fairly on his show. However, he also warned Clinton to stay away from “Media Matters and the other guttersnipe organizations who use despicable, dishonest tactics to attack those with whom they disagree.”

Oh, the irony.

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  • dingojack

    Fortunately, when ‘they’ come to hunt him down, Billo will be 1200 miles away!

    (Trying to explain how tides work, probably)

    Dingo

  • http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula PZ Myers

    What’s the bag limit on white Christian men?

    Are there legal penalties if you bag a white man, and then discover that he’s Jewish or atheist?

  • sugarfrosted

    Woah, Billo the clown mentioned Media Matters without redbaiting. That’s progress I guess? Though he still dismisses their criticism with an ad hominem. I would too, if I were a lying cowards.

  • sugarfrosted

    @1 Bill’s big head causes the tides.

  • marcus

    PZ @ 2 Open season is Open! No bag limit, take ’em where you find ’em!

    They’re like feral pigs, the population needs to be culled.

  • John Pieret

    PZ @ 2 Open season is Open! No bag limit, take ‘em where you find ‘em!

    They’re like feral pigs, the population needs to be culled.

    I protest! If we need to reduce their population, there are more humane ways to go about it … like spreading around contraceptive-laced falafels!

  • tmscott

    PZ @ 2 Open season is Open! No bag limit, take ‘em where you find ‘em!

    They’re like feral pigs, the population needs to be culled.

    I protest! If we need to reduce their population, there are more humane ways to go about it … like spreading around contraceptive-laced falafels!

    I prefer a catch and release strategy, wherein they are release after they’re neutered.

  • Chiroptera

    I thought it was wabbit season?

  • dingojack

    Duck season!

    Dingo

  • cptdoom

    However, he also warned Clinton to stay away from “Media Matters and the other guttersnipe organizations who use despicable, dishonest tactics to attack those with whom they disagree.”

    And those tactics usually involve directly quoting the person with whom they disagree. How horrible of them.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    He’s right. Haven’t you seen that video of a white Christian who, after getting pulled over by the police tries to run away on foot and the cop shoots him a dirty look? Plus the police report is critical of him. I know!

    You Liberals probably haven’t heard of stories like this because you’re distracted with Identity Politics. Unlike us Conservatives.

  • Pierce R. Butler
  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    John Stossel says that O’Reilly is 10 feet tall? Ridiculous! He’s only 10 feet tall when he’s nailed up on his cross.

    Stossel is spot on about the crybaby part, however. I guess we know who’s on Papa Bear’s “Naughty/Do-Not-Invite-Back List.”

  • Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    @cptdoom: I was about to say the very same thing. Also, I doubt very much BillO knows the actual definition of “guttersnipe”.

  • caseloweraz

    However, he also warned Clinton to stay away from “Media Matters and the other guttersnipe organizations who use despicable, dishonest tactics to attack those with whom they disagree.”

    A guttersnipe! A guttersnipe come to judgment! I thank thee, Billo, for teaching me that word!

    (Actually, I knew the word. But I have to get as close to Shakespeare’s wording as possible.)

  • lorn

    I stepped out of the house to pick up the mail and a cat hissed at me; it’s a jungle out there.

  • StevoR

    @sugarfrosted : “@1 Bill’s big head causes the tides.”

    Nah, insufficient mass – it might be swollen in size but it is, after all, mostly empty!

  • felidae

    “guttersnipe organizations who use despicable, dishonest tactics to attack those with whom they disagree.”

    Despicable, dishonest tactics like posting clips of Billious and his cohort saying vile, racist, and ignorant things–despicable and dishonest indeed indeed!

  • birgerjohansson

    “If you’re a Christian or a white man in the USA, it’s open season on you,”

    It is true! I saw a video where they forced white christian men to dance while holding rattlesnakes in their hands! And to mock the christians, the thug in charge was dressed as a priest…

    .

    (OT) This white guy is actually able to take in new information:

    “WATCH: Terrified ‘Tea Party Patriot’ realizes he could lose Obamacare if GOP wins in 2016 http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/04/watch-terrified-tea-party-patriot-realizes-he-could-lose-obamacare-if-gop-wins-in-2016/

    Hahahaha!

  • Pianoman, Church of the Golden Retriever

    “if you’re a Christian or a white man in the USA, it’s open season on you,”

    Ain’t you one of them catholics, Bill? You ain’t no real christian, you bow down to that whore in rome!