Gary Cass: Beware the Gay Abortionists

Gary Cass is one of the more ridiculous of B-team Christian right types. The guy who created the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission has a podcast now, on which he delivers crucial warnings to his followers to beware of those evil gay abortionists who are out to destroy God and cute kittens.

On the most recent installment, Cass explained that gay marriage and abortion are both satanic attacks on the image of God and His command to “be fruitful and multiply.”

Warning that “gay abortionists” are out to “destroy the fruit of heterosexuality,” Cass declared that Satan uses both abortion and gay marriage to “attack humanity at the core of their essence where the image of God resides, to destroy them sexually, to destroy the fruit of their womb.”

“If you’re Satan, that makes perfect sense,” he said. “It’s all an attack on the image of God.”

If there’s fruit coming out of your womb, something has gone seriously wrong.

About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Apparently the “image of God” is a picture of a penis in a vagina.

  • John Pieret

    If you’re Satan, that makes perfect sense

    Satan is an idiot … like you?

  • themadtapper

    “Fruit of the Womb” sounds like a bad porn parody.

  • raven

    “attack humanity at the core of their essence where the image of God resides,

    Gibberish. God looks like an egg, a sperm, a zygote, or a tailed fetus with gill arches.

    That is good to know. We look like adult humans. I wouldn’t like to look anything like or be anything like the fundie xian Sky Monster god.

  • Glenn E Ross

    “Fruit of the Womb”, underwear for the fetus in your life…

  • keithb
  • http://atheist-faq.com Jasper of Maine

    Why would gay male couples, intentionally go after other people’s pregnancies?

    Why would gay female couples intentionally go through all the rigmarole to have a baby, just to abort it?

    Did I miss a memo?

  • cptdoom

    Cass explained that gay marriage and abortion are both satanic attacks on the image of God and His command to “be fruitful and multiply.”

    The human species has gone from a few hundred thousand members to 7 billion people in about 70 – 75 centuries. That’s pretty phenomenal and makes us the most successful single non-insect species in the history of the damn planet. I’m pretty sure we can cross the “be fruitful” stuff off the “to-do” list.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.criley jason the cripple

    Why would Satan want less babies born? The more people there are, the more souls he can corrupt to take to hell. I would say your logic needs some work, but I don’t think you know how.

  • Saad: Openly Feminist Gamer

    Modusoperandi, #1

    Apparently the “image of God” is a picture of a penis in a vagina.

    The Sistine Chapel could have been so much better.

  • dingojack

    Does that make antiseptic – satanic?

    Dingo

  • felidae

    One quick little question–why would gays need abortions?