Terrorists Don’t Attack US to Not Embarrass Obama

Dan Klein, president of the Federation for American Immigration Reform, went on quite a rant this week on Sandy Rios’ radio show about how Obama is letting terrorists cross the border to destroy America. And he said the only reason the terrorists aren’t attacking is so they don’t embarrass their buddy, President Obama.

“For a lot of us, there’s a sense that the DHS under this administration’s control is trying to sabotage our immigration controls,” he said. “The point is that every single day coming across our desk at FAIR, we see evidence that this administration is maliciously trying to sabotage our ability to stop immigration, illegal immigration, people coming across our borders.”

“The question of course is why is it we haven’t had more terror attacks in this country,” he added. “The only answer must be that they don’t want to embarrass Obama, who seems to be such an ally.”

Right. Because what would an ally of the terrorists do? Obviously, ramp up a drone strike campaign and take out most of the Al Qaeda leadership, including Bin Laden. And order thousands of bombing raids on ISIS positions in Iraq. Imagine how deranged you would have to be to actually believe that Obama is siding with Muslim terrorists.

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  • jedibear

    Then shouldn’t we make Obama President-for-life so that we don’t have to worry about terrorists anymore? 😛

  • John Pieret

    there’s a sense

    Precisely what these numbnuts are lacking.

  • Goomba

    Well, it’s a good thing there was never a terrorist attack against America during Obama’s presidency, or Dan Klein would seem down right crazy right now. Dan would look downright silly if say one of our embassies was the target of an attack, imagine if, say our embassy in Bengazi was attacked, and our ambassador’s were brutally killed on national tv, that kind of thing happening would make Dan a rambling fool. Be even worse for Dan if a major American city were attacked, like say Boston, during a public event like a marathon, any of those things happening would make it seem like Dan Klein was just a deranged madman rambling about Obama.

  • raven

    Well, it’s a good thing there was never a terrorist attack against America during Obama’s presidency, or Dan Klein would seem down right crazy right now.

    It’s a good thing that no one flew planes into the World Trade Center in NYC during Bush’s presidency and killed 3,000 people or Goomba would look like a rambling madman.

    It’s a good thing that their weren’t 13 US embassy attacks during Bush’s presidency that killed 60 people or Goomba would look like a rambling madman.

    It’s a good thing that an American city, say New Orleans, wasn’t destroyed during Bush’s presidency while FEMA ran around in circles, or Goomba would look like a rambling madman.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    They would be attacking us right now, here, in our beds, but they’re waiting for the go code call on their Obamaphones.

  • raven

    wikpedia:

    The Tsarnaev family is a Chechen-American family…

    Born seven years apart in different republics of the former Soviet Union, the brothers are half Chechen and half Avar.[4] They immigrated to the United States as refugees in 2002.

    The Boston Marathon bombers, the Tsarnaev brothers, entered the USA in 2002.

    This was the Bush administration. Using Goomba’s nonreasoning, George Bush and Dick Cheney will soon be arrested for aiding and abetting Moslem terrorists.

    Works for me, I always thought they were war criminals.

  • anachronistes

    Raven,

    Goomba was criticizing Dan Klein’s reasoning, pointing out how fallacious it is.

    I think the snark flew right over your head…

  • dan4

    The guy’s name is actually Dan Stein.

  • caseloweraz

    Dan Klein: The point is that every single day coming across our desk at FAIR, we see evidence that this administration is maliciously trying to sabotage our ability to stop immigration, illegal immigration, people coming across our borders.”

    “Evidence” — you keep using that word…

    If you really had some of this evidence, you could turn in in to a Republican senator. I’ll bet there’s a reason this never happens.

  • azpaul3

    Thinking about it, if we were smart we would elect another liberal African fag-loving fascist Moslem commie terrorist as president so he wouldn’t give the “kill” signal either and we could be safe for another 8 years. But where would you find another one as skilled in both bomb-making and international diplomacy? I understand Hawaii is fresh out.

  • carpenterman

    jedibear,

    Obama’s going to make himself President-for-life… these guys have been warning us of this for years! But for some reason they think that’s a bad thing. I guess they just want the terrorists to win.

  • Saad: Openly Feminist Gamer

    This has got to be the funniest and stupidest of the “Obama is a Muslim” nonsense ever.

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    I’m not really sure which is supposed to be more offensive: The accusations that our President is in league with terrorists, or the idea that poor immigrants from Central and South America and Muslims from the Middle East are part of the same ravenous Horde because their skin tone happens to be similar.

  • StevoR

    @12. Saad: Openly Feminist Gamer : Evah eh? Just wait for the next one! I’m sure they’re still trying to top this with something even funnier and stupider..