Savage: Gay Rights ‘Nazis’ Will ‘Destroy the Human Race’

Michael Savage is coming absolutely unhinged because a group of gay rights activists wrote a letter criticizing a Catholic archbishop for his virulently bigoted views. So now, of course, gay rights activists are “bullies” and “Nazis” who will “destroy the human race.”

“This is how bullies operate,” he said. “They’re the bullies, the Nazis of today are these bullies.”…

Savage, who is seemingly under the impression that LGBT equality will end all heterosexual relationships and curtail procreation, later claimed that gay rights advocates will ultimately “destroy the human race” by teaching “children filth and pollution.”

“They want to eliminate the difference between the sexes, they want you to believe that God made man and woman identical,” Savage said. “Go tell that to the duck in the pond. You people are so stupid that you’ve lost touch with reality. Somehow Donald Duck knows who Daisy Duck is. He doesn’t mount Billy Duck or there would be no eggs and no ducks. So Donald Duck has more brains than these hundred people.”

Except, of course, we do see same-sex acts in nearly every species of mammal and yet all those species still exist. Why? Because the fact that some animals have sex with other animals of the same gender doesn’t mean that all members of that species stop having heterosexual sex and having babies. Giving equal rights to gay people isn’t going to turn straight people into gay people, for crying out loud.

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  • http://thebronzeblog.wordpress.com/ Bronze Dog

    Um, the things I’ve heard about ducks has me wondering just how much he knows about their sex lives. They’re not exactly a species I’d want humanity to model sexual ethics from.

  • scienceavenger

    It’s really really REALLY hard to avoid concluding that every one of this guys making the “everyone will turn gay” argument are closeted gay. It’s simply the only explanation that makes any sense.

    Just come out of the closet guys. Embrace your inner gayness. Everything will be fine. Really.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Giving equal rights to gay people isn’t going to turn straight people into gay people, for crying out loud.

    Aww. /puts down glowstick

  • whheydt

    Somebody should tell him about Bonobo Chimps.

  • Al Dente
  • John Pieret

    I, for one, welcome our pink-jack-booted overlords and am looking around for my new husband. Modus, are you available?

  • StevoR

    @4. whheydt : Somebody should tell him about Godwin’s law too!

  • http://meetup.com/CFI-NS Shawn Wilson

    We’ve had same sex marriage all across Canada for 10 years now. Our elementary schools are all slated to close in two years. Family doctors, with fewer noses from which to remove Legos, have all moved away. Businesses are preparing for a dearth of candidates for entry-level jobs around 2020. Ketchup factories are being boarded up. Behold Canada, and don’t say you weren’t warned! May the ducks guide you.

    Oddly, Pokemon and My Little Pony sales have remained flat.

  • dingojack

    “Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of San Francisco”

    Isn’t he a character from a Dan Brown ‘novel’*?

    Dingo

    ———-

    * I use the term ‘novel’ in the very broadest and loosest sense here…

  • bmiller

    dingo: I think I made it through five pages of the Dan Brown “Magnus Opus Faecis” before putting it down. The “writing”….it burns!

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.murphy.9469 Stephen Murphy

    And of course he’s not aware of this more extreme case (gay necrophilia in ducks) – it even won an IgNobel

    http://www.livescience.com/28538-gay-duck-necrophilia.html.

    Maybe Donald is more of a swinger than he suspects…..

  • busterggi

    Hitler wrote a letter before he became Chancellor, see, that started the whole thing.

  • howardhershey

    Real ducks are not exactly the model of Christian-style one-man one-woman mating. They often engage in ‘gang rape’ (although that may be a bit of an anthropomorphism).

  • dugglebogey

    I hate that I live in a time when the same people (bigots) who are trying to pass their religion as law are calling LGBT people who are fighting for equal rights “bullies” and get away with it.

  • RickR

    You people are so stupid that you’ve lost touch with reality.

    It’s always projection with these guys.

    And the Nazis were well known for their brutal, inhuman letter writing. Why, sometimes they even wrote with Sharpies!!!11!

    I learned about it in the Holocaust Museum.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730511544 billdaniels

    I skimmed through the letter about the archbishop. It was definitely not written by bullies. Letters from bullies always start out with, “Give us your lunch money.”

  • Chiroptera

    “This is how bullies operate,” he said. “They’re the bullies, the Nazis of today are these bullies.”…

    He has a point. Right wingers never, ever write letters criticizing anyone.

  • theguy

    “They’re the bullies, the Nazis of today”

    Because Shitvage never foams at the mouth while attacking human beings.

    “gay rights advocates will ultimately “destroy the human race” by teaching “children filth and pollution.”

    What, they’re going to force children to listen to your worthless fucking show?

  • Goblinman

    “They want to eliminate the difference between the sexes, they want you to believe that God made man and woman identical,”

    How do anti-gays always seem to miss the part where people who are gay or lesbian aren’t attracted to people of the opposite sex? Lesbians and gays definitely do not want men and women to be identical.

  • Chiroptera

    Don’t ducks wear dresses so they can rape children in women’s bathrooms? Or am I thinking of something else?

  • Sastra

    “Go tell that to the duck in the pond. You people are so stupid that you’ve lost touch with reality. Somehow Donald Duck knows who Daisy Duck is. He doesn’t mount Billy Duck or there would be no eggs and no ducks. So Donald Duck has more brains than these hundred people.”

    Oh dear. Apparently the aptly named Mr. Savage has not heard the true story of Donald and Daisy Duck, as explained by Walt Disney himself.

    From the link:

    Just wanted to clear up a small misconception I’ve been hearing from some of the staff that Daisy Duck is Donald’s wife. Daisy has a bow on his head, but he is male just like Donald, not female. Donald is Daisy’s father and laid his egg for food, but Daisy hatched immediately and escaped before Donald could eat him. Now Daisy is too big to fit in Donald’s mouth, but Donald still wants to swallow him more than anything.

    Judging by the rest of the correspondence, I think it probably wiser to just leave Disney out of the whole ‘family values’ thing.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    John Pieret “I, for one, welcome our pink-jack-booted overlords and am looking around for my new husband. Modus, are you available?”

    Now you’re being ridiculous. We get paired up at Gay Pride.