Ted Shoebat Loves the ‘Catholic Warrior’

Suzan Hemeryck, the self-declared “Catholic warrior” who destroyed the display put up by the Satanic Temple at the Florida state capitol in Tallahassee, is now trying to raise money to help her really take the fight to Satan. And she’s found a supporter in Theodore Shoebat, the deranged bigot who wants to “slaughter” all the gay people.

The title of Shoebat’s post is rather amusing: “Christians Must Commit Civil Disobedience And Defy Anti-Christian Laws To Defeat The Islamic And Satanic Takeover Of The Country, Before Christian Persecution Hits The US.” Yes, we must stop the Islamic takeover of the country because they’ll do things like slaughter gay people and prevent atheists, Satanists and everyone else from having the right to speak out. Hey wait, that’s what Shoebat wants. Hmmm. Methinks the theocrat protests too much.

In Florida the government took out a Nativity scene and in its place put a satanic idol from some satanic cult that praised the devil.

That would be a lie. They did not take out the nativity scene, they just allowed other groups to put up their own displays along with it. You know, like the law requires them to do.

No one did anything about it, except one tenacious Christian woman named Suzan Hemeryck. She is a true Christian militant who is willing to put everything on the line for Jesus Christ. She did not stand to watch our Lord be mocked. She opened her Bible, and the first passage that met her eyes was the story of Christ taking up a whip and driving out the thieves who prostituted His Father’s Temple. It was at this moment that she knew what to do. She went to the idol, and as Gideon defied the Midianites by toppling the altar of Baal, Suzan took down the satanic idol.

She was arrested and put in jail for several hours. After her release she was flooded with malicious and vindictive emails and messages from devil worshippers. Her name was all over the media, and she received the scorn of even supposed Christians (Shoebat.com praised her actions as courageous). On top of this, it only got worse: she was fired from her job and her landlady kicked her out of the property she was renting.

This is a woman who has been persecuted in America!

No, this is a woman who committed a crime and didn’t even get charged for doing so. Forget persecution, she should have been prosecuted. The only reason she wasn’t is because of Christian privilege.

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  • eric

    She is a true Christian militant …

    Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a country where “militant”was an epithet rather than a compliment?

  • dingojack

    She opened her Bible, and the first passage that met her eyes was the story of Christ taking up a whip and driving out the thieves who prostituted His Father’s Temple.

    Well not counting the first time, she got a passage relating to getting her dad drunk and having sex with him, and the second time when she’d have to behead her own child, and the third time when she was commanded to pimp-out her own daughters, or the fourth time which involved committing genocide and mass rape…

    but eventually she ‘randomly’ came to this passage.

    Dingo

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Per Shoebat Jr, the “money-changers” (bankers, we call them now) are actually thieves.

    Behold the infiltration of Occupy Wall Street into Wingnutistan!

  • http://healthvsmedicine.blogspot.com cervantes

    BTW the Satanic Temple doesn’t really worship Satan. They’re secularists who use the concept to troll bible thumpers. But they do it deadpan and well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DocMonkey mickwright

    eric @1:

    Pop the word ‘atheist’ after it, and it magically changes! It’s almost as if these people were okay with lawlessness and destruction of property as long as it made their god’s dick seem bigger.

  • Donnie

    And yet, the right wing nut bags complain about encroaching Sharia law not realizing that it is already being implemented by our Right wing theocratic republican / teabaggers and enabled by accommodating ‘moderate’ democrats because it fits their christian privilege.

  • John Pieret

    From Hemeryck’s Gofundme page:

    The public expression of our Judeo-Christian faith is part of our American heritage, because it is upon these principles that America and her Constitution were founded. Not only is it wrong for an atheistic and/or satanic minority to attempt to impose its values upon the faithful majority, it is deadly dangerous for us to allow Satan a place in our public square.

    Well, she has at least heard about the Constitution … though she’s never bothered to read it.

  • raven

    Xian terrorist wannabes.

    Not impressed.

    Susan Hemeryck viciously attacked and beat up a plastic angel. Satan was defenseless inasmuch as plastic angels aren’t known for doing much of anything.

    I’m guessing if she actually attacks something alive and breathing and larger than a squirrel, it isn’t going to end well. For her.

    We do have a place for xian terrorists in our society. It is called…prison.

    PS As a self designated Catholic Warrior, she does have a traditional enemy to attack. They are heretics called…Protestant xians. OTOH, the last time they did this, they lost.

    Yo, Susan, sorry to tell you the bad news. The Dark Ages are over and the heyday of your Catholic cult is long past.

  • raven

    On top of this, it only got worse: she was fired from her job and her landlady kicked her out of the property she was renting.

    Is this even true? Remember, fundie xians lie all the time. It’s their major sacrament.

    It wouldn’t surprise me though. It might not having anything to do with attacking a plastic angel. This woman didn’t really come across as being all that coherent and together and it may have more to do with not being too functional.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    They did not take out the nativity scene, they just allowed other groups to put up their own displays along with it.”

    Wrong. They did. Sharing is losing.*

     

    * It’s right there in the Bible. “Vengeance is mine.”, not “ours”. Checkmate, Secularists!

  • dingojack

    MO – “And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness…”

    Dingo

  • raven

    She went to the idol, and as Gideon defied the Midianites by toppling the altar of Baal, Suzan took down the satanic idol.

    I suppose for her next trick she will topple the idol found behind the altar of every Catholic church.

    It’s a statue of some guy being torture/murdered on a Roman death platform known as a…cross. Most all idols aren’t gruesome but this one is.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    this is a woman who committed a crime and didn’t even get charged for doing so. Forget persecution, she should have been prosecuted. The only reason she wasn’t is because of Christian privilege.

    Hey, whatever happened to that kid who was photographed with the jesus statue blowing him?

  • StevoR

    She is a true Christian militant who is willing to put everything on the line for Jesus Christ. … (snip) … She was arrested and put in jail for several hours. After her release she was flooded with malicious and vindictive emails and messages from devil worshippers.

    Y’know compared to past Xn Martyrs* who were fed to lions, thrown into the Colosseum, stoned to death, crucified, shot fuller than a pincushion with arrows, boiled alive, tortured to death and generally killed in so many many nasty ways; a few hours jail, a possible fine or community service, getting some nasty emails and perhaps losing your job for breaking a legitimate law seems kinda underwhelming.

    * See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_martyrs

    More “Brave Sir Robin” from Monty Python than Saint Sebastian really ..

    (Imagines the conversations in heaven with her and some of the historical examples )

  • thebookofdave

    Sue and Ted’s Bogus Crusade: my candidate for Worst Sequel Ever.

    Whoever decided to break up Wyld Stallyns and recast them as Deraynged Idjyts should be strapped to a seat and forced to watch the nauseating hijinks of Susan M. Hemeryck (Esq.) and Ted “Theodore” Shoebat until death by choking on their own (or anyone’s) vomit finally puts them out of their misery.