America Has Only 2-3 Years Left!

Jennifer LeClaire, editor of Charisma News, quotes a veritable Who’s Who of Christian right con men, including Rodney Howard-Browne, the fraud behind the “holy laughter” movement. Browne says that unless God intervenes, America will be gone in a mere 2-3 years.

Natural disasters are claiming lives in America. Economic disasters are driving poverty in America. Agronomists are predicting famine in America. Politicians and schoolchildren are being shot in America. Pastors are falling into sexual immorality in America. Violent protesters are taking to the streets in America. All the while some Americans are arming themselves for another Civil War.

There’s been an increasingly rapid decline in America’s morality since prayer was removed from schools in 1962. Abortion was legalized in 1973. Massachusetts became the first state to legalize gay marriage in 2004. Plenty of wickedness has taken place in between and since—and the enemy is growing bolder. God has lifted a measure of His hedge of protection around America. Christians are meeting with persecution in the marketplace, and anti-Christ agendas are working overtime to send America into a downward spiral of darkness.

“Without divine intervention, what we call America will be gone within the next couple of years. It’s that critical,” says Evangelist Rodney Howard-Browne, pastor at The River at Tampa Bay. “The handwriting is on the wall. Only God can save us now. This is not a game. If we don’t see a turn in the next two or three years, America as we know it will sink into the abyss and will be gone forever.”

But as LeClaire’s article points out, all of these “intercessors” who claim to have a direct line to God are praying and leading revivals every day. So why isn’t that changing anything? Millions of people are praying daily for God to intervene, to change the minds of Supreme Court justices, to bring revival to America, and yet it’s done no good. Is God waiting for some magic number of people praying? Are they just not praying hard enough, or with the right words? Jesus told his followers that if two of them agreed on something in his name, it would be done. But we have millions of people praying for this and it’s changed nothing. This is just a stab in the dark here, but maybe it’s all just a load of bullshit?

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  • scienceavenger

    Without divine intervention, what we call America will be gone within the next couple of years.

    I think what you call America was gone in 1965.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    scienceavenger, 1865?

  • raven

    Economic disasters are driving poverty in America.

    Right wing fundie xians and their political party the GOP, are driving poverty in America. Look in the mirror, Jennifer LeClaire. The stock markets and corporate profits are at record highs. Poverty is increasing as the middle class shrinks.

    This is an entirely human caused phenomena. Caused by your people.

    Agronomists are predicting famine in America.

    No they are not. Whoever said this is just making up stuff, lying.

    If we dont see a turn in the next two or three years, America as we know it will sink into the abyss and will be gone forever.

    If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

    I wouldn’t mind seeing the America of growing economic inequality, hate for minorities of all types, pointless wars that cost trillions and make things worse, toxic perversions of xianity, and misogyny sink into the abyss.

    In fact, I’m doing all I can to deepsix it. Without any evidence of success.

  • John Pieret

    Modus, 1765?

  • Doug Little

    Natural disasters are claiming lives in America. Economic disasters are driving poverty in America. Agronomists are predicting famine in America. Politicians and schoolchildren are being shot in America. Pastors are falling into sexual immorality in America. Violent protesters are taking to the streets in America. All the while some Americans are arming themselves for another Civil War.

    And how is that different from any other time in history.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    @Modus/John Pieret:

    I think it’s clear that for anyone ever attending high school, the rebellion against authority became inevitable in 1665.

  • Kevin Kehres

    “Hedge of protection”?

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    Fuck, we really should date the spiritual decline of western civ to 1555.

    Charles V and Maurice of Saxony: fucking moral-relativist tools of Satan!

  • whheydt

    “Politicians….are being shot…” I guess we should make sure she never hears about New Texas.

  • Hatchetfish

    Well, California maybe. But not for reasons directly relating to the sky monster.

  • roggg

    So, without God’s hedge of protection, America couldn’t survive for more than a couple of years? Wow…America is a 20-something living in the basement who cant even do a load of laundry, and God is the doting parent enabling America to avoid responsibility. Maybe trimming the hedge would do ‘Murica some good?

  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    It’s that darn Neil Patrick Harris, making gay people seem so nice and normal and good-looking and talented.

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    Pastors are falling into sexual immorality in America.

    At least she hit one nail square on the head.

  • busterggi

    ” If we don’t see a turn in the next two or three years, America as we know it will sink into the abyss and will be gone forever.”

    As happened in 2004, 1973, 1962, etc.

  • DataWrangler

    Hrmph. That makes my H-1B extension moot.

  • jnorris

    In 1958 the Smithsonian Institute accepted ownership of the Hope diamond in the name of the United States of America. The curse has been on us ever since.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    The situation truly is dire. If gay marriage is legalized, the christian right will have to find something else to rail against.

  • StevoR

    @1. scienceavenger : “I think what you call America was gone in 1965.”

    I think what they call America probably never really was at all.

  • StevoR

    There’s been an increasingly rapid decline in America’s morality since prayer was removed from schools in 1962. Abortion was legalized in 1973. Massachusetts became the first state to legalize gay marriage in 2004.

    Thing is that’s neither a decline – actually an improvement in ethical terms on all counts there – nor is it seemingly that rapid. ten years then eleven now years ago .. hmm ..

  • samgardner

    So, since the America he knows is already gone, can he call that a successful prophecy?

  • caseloweraz

    Ed: Jesus told his followers that if two of them agreed on something in his name, it would be done.

    That’s the problem: No two of them ever agree — on anything. They can’t decide whether god has already turned his face from America, or is about to (much less when.) The reason for god’s abandoning America is claimed to be same-sex marriage, or making prayer in schools illegal, or making abortion legal, or Obama (the omnibus offender) — or something else.

  • dcsohl

    The right wing has spent so much time hammering into us that self-sufficiency is good, and relying on a measure of protection from the government is bad. The government should remove its programs that help people.

    So now I’m having a really hard time seeing it as a bad thing that God is removing his programs protection that helps people the country. Self-sufficiency for America, yeah!