Heath: The Gay is Going to Conquer the Universe!

Michael Heath, a former Ron Paul campaign adviser not to be confused with the Mike Heath who comments here (they could hardly be more different!), is turning up the anti-LGBT rhetoric so high that it can’t even be contained within the earth’s atmosphere.

For over a decade I argued statewide in Maine that the addition of “sexual orientation” to the Maine Human Rights Act would have far-reaching consequences. I predicted that Maine would quickly destroy marriage by making sodomy an acceptable precondition for state-recognized marriages.

The government went further than I imagined possible. In addition to “sexual orientation” they included the category of gender, “trans”gender to be more specific. This is more accurately described as cross dressing on steroids, just as “sexual orientation” is more accurately imagined as sexual perversion.

Maine started down this legal rabbit hole of deviance in 2009. In 2012 a slim majority of Mainers voted to end civil marriage.

Uh, what? They ended civil marriage? That will come as quite a shock to all the people in Maine who have gotten married since 2012. This is where the rhetoric of these people just totally loses touch with reality. They continually pretend that letting gay people get married somehow takes away the right of straight people to get married, or has any effect on them at all.

In the article by Austin Ruse mentioned above we find that the virus is spreading rapidly. It won’t be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds — to the entire universe!

I think it’s time for us Christians to flip open our communicators. Beam me up Scotty.

It’s like satan, a rabid dog, sunk his fangs deep into the donkey flesh of our nation’s government. And now the deranged ass is infecting other nations.

What can be done?

I think you should pray about it. A lot. And then we’re all moving on without you in a more fair and equal world anyway. You lost. So sad.

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  • John Pieret

    I predicted that Maine would quickly destroy marriage by making sodomy an acceptable precondition for state-recognized marriages.

    Wait! What? You have to engage in act of sodomy before you can get married in Maine? Do you do it in the clerk’s office when you get the license or wait until the ceremony? How many witnesses do you need?

  • theguy

    “And now the deranged ass is infecting other nations.”

    But enough about the Christian fundamentalists promoting homophobia in Uganda and Russia.

    In this scenario where we start colonizing other worlds anytime soon, what happens if we meet an alien race that needs three-ways to reproduce, and their religion condemns monogamy as “unnatural?” Maybe a species that can only reproduce through homosexual sex, and looks down on heterosexual sex?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    cross dressing on steroids

    And good luck fitting in to the wedding dress after that!

     

    Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds — to the entire universe!

    Remember to refrigerate your sodomy when you ship it, lest it spoil.

  • Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid

    I’ve been to at least one wedding in Maine since 2012. There was no sodomy during the ceremony or even the reception!

  • John Pieret

    Modus:

    Remember to refrigerate your sodomy when you ship it, lest it spoil.

    It’s better to freeze-dry it for long voyages … but the time I tried it, it was rather painful.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    John Pieret, my last box got mangled in transit, and most of the packing glitter leaked out.

  • blf

    I think it’s time for us Christians to flip open our communicators. Beam me up Scotty.

    Sounds Ok, especially if either (1) They then wrap away and never return; or, better, (2) Are beamed into the engine-room of the departing Klingon starship. Whilst that may sound unfair to the Klingons, it is a gift that will provide them with great sport.

  • caseloweraz

    In the article by Austin Ruse mentioned above we find that the virus is spreading rapidly. It won’t be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds — to the entire universe!

    I think this fellow has watched Plan Nine from Outer Space too many times; he’s confusing SSM with “solarimite.”

    Now I need to read the article by Austin Ruse, international man of misery.

  • caseloweraz

    BLF: Sounds Ok, especially if either (1) They then wrap away and never return; or, better, (2) Are beamed into the engine-room of the departing Klingon starship. Whilst that may sound unfair to the Klingons, it is a gift that will provide them with great sport.

    Yes, even Klingons don’t deserve such a fate. It’s more diabolical that Scotty beaming them all those Tribbles.

  • caseloweraz

    OK, the article by Austin Ruse is relatively sane and well-written. Still wrong-headed, however.

  • eric

    Maine would quickly destroy marriage by making sodomy an acceptable precondition for state-recognized marriages.

    “Maine Driver’s License?”

    “Here ya go.”

    “Proof of Residency?”

    “I brought my last mortgage statement.”

    “Proof of Sodomy?”

    “Let me bring my home video up on my phone…”

  • llewelly

    It’s true. NASA took a photo, with Hubble, of GAY exploding all over the universe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    Odd that he would use a Star Trek reference given that neither Kirk nor Riker ever met an alien they wouldn’t fuck.

  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    What is it with the “sodomy-based marriage” they’re always on about? (This sodomy as precondition is new; but I guess they have to one-up themselves each time or their audience will get bored).

    What do they think, that it’s sodomy 24-7-365 once two guys get married? No cooking, cleaning, hobbies, gardening, stamp collecting. Nope. It’s just one big sodomython. With very, very short breaks to go out recruiting minors into the gay agenda. Also, sodomy.

  • rietpluim

    Superfluously, I’d like to stress that it’s Heath and his proponents who are anti-family.

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    I remember a time, many years ago, when I was considerably less tolerant of gays and more tolerant of KKKonservatives. My, how time can heal dem wounds!

  • frankgturner

    Yum, when did homosexuals become the only ones to engage in sodomy? Or are all those pornos with straight couples doing that photoshopped?

  • whheydt

    Hmmm…. I wonder if he thinks Joe Haldeman’s Forever War is non-fiction…

  • mithrandir

    “I’ve been to at least one wedding in Maine since 2012. There was no sodomy during the ceremony or even the reception!”

    So the hosts were courteous and polite to the guests?

  • lorn

    “It’s like satan, a rabid dog, sunk his fangs deep into the donkey flesh of our nation’s government. And now the deranged ass is infecting other nations.”

    “Donkey flesh” … would I be wrong to assume he is referencing the Democratic party and this will be leading up to a claim that Democrats promote anal sex?

    Next he will accuse Hilary of either being for anal sex or accuse her of making Bill run to Lewinsky because she wouldn’t give in to Bill’s demands for anal sex. If history is any guide he will indirectly accuse her of doing both. The right does like its “have you stopped beating your wife” questions and this is a particularly good one because it referenced butt sex. Nothing hits the disgust nerve of value voters like butt sex.

    I figure it will take the form of something like this: ‘Ms Clinton, Devils advocate FOX news, … Did your failure to accommodate Bill’s desire for anal sex drive him to another woman? ‘

    When cornered after the fact he will fall back to ‘Just asking questions’.

  • dingojack

    If I recall right, there was a STNG episode where Riker falls in love with an alien who’s culture thinks heterosex is icky…

    Dingo

  • Moon Jaguar

    Persuasive evidence that fear is the mind killer. Heath’s mind is dead as a boot.

  • Kermit Sansoo

    I like our Michael Heath better.

    .

    I remember a long, long time ago* my grandpa and I walked into a convenience store and he immediately started ranting about the naughty pictures (albeit air-brushed**) magazine on the top row of the magazine rack. I was a 13 year-old male, and that Southern Baptist preacher spotted them before I did. These people are obsessed with sex, 24/7.

    .

    * In a galaxy far, far, away.

    ** Not that I’d know.

  • Anri

    I’ve been trying to work out the best derisive pun to riff off his complaint about sodomy using his phrase “deranged ass”, but I stopped when I realized.

    I didn’t realize anything in particular, I just sorta generally realized.