Jones: Caitlyn Jenner Helping Obama Start a Civil War

Proving that he can find a way to prove that anything is a false flag operation, Alex Jones went on a rant about how trans people are being “shoved down our throats” and it’s all part of Obama’s agenda to start a civil war by taking away our guns. “I’m kind of just ranting here just because I don’t know what to make of it,” he says. Yeah, no shit.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/park.james.102 parkjames

    Goddamn all these people just love to talk about sexual minorities shoving things down their throats. I’m beginning to think they’re just engaging in wishful thinking.

  • StevoR

    Wait .. what possible connection is there between Caitlyn Jenner’s transition and Obama taking away ammosexuals guns? Just. Does NOT compute.

    Even wearing a tinfoil hat and high as a kite – or higher!

  • StevoR

    Even for Alex Jones and his audience that’s gotta be tenuous surely?

  • Lesbian Catnip

    Is this the point at which we stop attempting to refute the argument and just stare like we’ve witness a train wreck?

  • Doc Bill

    I’ll put money that the cover of Vanity Fair that Alex is looking at is the ONLY cover of Vanity Fair he’s ever seen! Total moron.

  • Loqi

    I’m kind of just ranting here just because I don’t know what to make of it

    That’s the most fitting and succinct description of Jones’ whole existence I’ve ever seen. I’m reasonably certain he said the same thing when he first saw a toaster.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    StevoR “Wait .. what possible connection is there between Caitlyn Jenner’s transition and Obama taking away ammosexuals guns?”

    1. Jenner lost a penis.

    2. American Patriots are going to lose their guns.

     

    Seems related to me.

  • John Pieret

    Modus:

    No, I think it goes:

    1. Jenner lost a penis.

    2. Mine got big.

    3. American Patriots are going to lose their guns because they are too busy ogling Caitlyn.

  • corporal klinger

    All I could think watching the video was “… look at his face, see what a life of prejudices, fear, hate, untempered rage and lack of education does to you. …” I wonder if this man has ever known a day of happyness in his life. Kind of sad, wasted life.

  • corporal klinger

    Lesbian catnip @ 4

    Sometimes I really wish there was a “like” button on Ftb.

  • busterggi

    Could everyone who’s had their guns taken away by this administration please raise their hands?

  • Artor

    “I’ll put money that the cover of Vanity Fair that Alex is looking at is the ONLY cover of Vanity Fair he’s ever seen!”

    No doubt the pages are stuck together by now.

  • bushrat

    I think poor Alex is just angry and confused as to whether he’s hetero- or homosexual when trans people are continuously shoving their ‘lifestyle’ down his throat.

  • naturalcynic

    Jenner has lost a penis

    Very doubtful that that has happened. Normally, Genital surgery is only done after at least a year of living as a female. In that case, she is “Pre-Op”. If she decides not to have penectomy, orchiectomy and vaginoplasty, she would be still a “Non-Op” transwoman.

  • http://mostlyrational.net tacitus

    Even for Alex Jones and his audience that’s gotta be tenuous surely?

    Not really. These are people who actually believe the New World Order is about to execute a plan to kill 90% of the world’s population, enslave the rest, and then reveal their long-possessed life-extension technology (either biological or technologically based — opinions vary) so the NWO elites can live forever as gods among men.

    So, pretty much par for the course, really.

  • http://mostlyrational.net tacitus

    Jones tries very hard to be a good libertarian, claiming he doesn’t care what “homosexuals and trannies” get up to in their own time, but he cannot stop himself from showing his disgust and bigotry. He uses the exact same formula (“I just don’t want them in my face / forcing it down my throat”) on an almost daily basis on his radio show.

    If he really didn’t care, he wouldn’t bring it up. Given his single-minded subject matter, he really has no justifiable reason to, other than to stoke the bigotry and hatred amongst his audience.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730511544 billdaniels

    “This is my rifle.

    This is my gun.

    One is for shooting (?).

    One is for fun.”

    Makes sense to me. First Obama is literally cutting off penises then he will take away guns.

  • peggin

    I don’t understand the mindset of these people. I mean, it’s basically, “OMG, I have to live in a world where other people get to live their lives the way they want to, and I can’t do anything to stop them even though I find it icky! I’m being oppressed!” Which, if that’s the case then *I* am being oppressed because I have to live in a world with Alex Jones in it, where he can just spew out his garbage all over the place, and I can’t do anything to stop him!

  • http://drx.typepad.com Dr X

    Everything tacitus at 16 said. His feeble disclaimer notwithstanding, Jones is a bigot and hatemonger, in addition to being an all-around crackpot jackass.

  • samgardner

    Cons have a real hard-on for another civil war. I get worried every time I out out the recycling it’s going top set then off…

  • dhall

    I’m amazed by how much power some of these folks think Obama has. It’s almost as if he’s a god or something.

  • carpenterman

    We fear what we don’t understand. When you don’t try to understand people who are different from you, you’re going to be afraid of them.

  • Michael Heath

    tacitus writes:

    Jones tries very hard to be a good libertarian, claiming he doesn’t care what “homosexuals and trannies” get up to in their own time, but he cannot stop himself from showing his disgust and bigotry. He uses the exact same formula (“I just don’t want them in my face / forcing it down my throat”) . . .

    You just described Bill O’Reilly and millions of other conservative Christians.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Michael Heath, now you’re just being ridiculous. Us Conservatives really are Libertarian, just not of the sodomite libertine mode you Liberal prefer. We’re more of the Archie Bunker-style Libertarian.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    “I’m kind of just ranting here just because I don’t know what to make of it”

    Dibs on band name.

  • dingojack

    You RWNJ’s gonna secede and have a civil war, or flounce off to some third-world shit-hole? Make up your mind already!

    Dingo