Savage Puts It All Together

That damn Michael Savage. Obama puts all this time and effort into creating all these conspiracies of seemingly unrelated things and Savage comes along, cracks the code and puts it all together. Want to know what ISIS, Obama and Caitlyn Jenner have to do with one another? I’ll let him explain.

Savage even managed to make a connection between Jenner’s gender transition and the rise of extremists like ISIS:

I ask you, do you think that radical Islam is rising around the world in a vacuum? They’re not rising around the world in a vacuum. This nation was once a torch of liberty to the world. This nation was once a torch of heroes to the world. This nation was once looked up to around the world, but since we’ve put this demented anti-American into the White House, the nation has imploded. It has collapsed morally, militarily, anyway you want to look at it. So therefore, when a nation collapses morally or socially, what rises up in its place? Bruce Jenner. The putrid garbage being spewed by Hollywood has now produced a freak-show where the freaks are now running America.

He lamented that “the freaks and the perverts and the anti-Americans are a very small minority and yet they are ruling over this nation. That is how a man as demented as Bruce Jenner can be held up as a symbol of something wonderful and wholesome.”…

What’s his ultimate goal? On Tuesday, Savage said that the Obama administration (and Israel) actually created ISIS in order to bring down the Syrian government due to the Assad regime’s close ties with Iran.

“If my allegation is correct that ISIS is in fact our totem army and we are allowing them to rape, kill and murder with impunity, blow up churches, is that the future of America? A Christian-free zone? Is that the vision of the Bilderberg’s?” Savage asked.

Attention, high-ranking members of the Illuminati: Michael Savage has it all figured out. Send in the black helicopters immediately. I repeat, send in the black helicopters immediately before he ruins all your plans.

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  • reddiaperbaby1942

    He forgot about BENGHAZI. And what happened to the Ebola conspiracy — has it been quietly cancelled?

    These people can’t even keep their damn conspiracies straight.

  • colnago80

    Is that the vision of the Bilderberg’s?” Savage asked.

    Mikey boy just doesn’t get it. It’s Skull and Bones I tell ya.

  • brucegee1962

    Actually, there probably is something to the idea that we helped create ISIS. I have a friend who works in the state department. Remember a few years ago when our #1 goal was to oust Assad? My friend said that we were essentially writing big checks and sending them to post office boxes in Beirut. We were willing to get in bed with anybody who said they were anti-Assad, without a whole lot of vetting.

  • llewelly

    A Christian-free zone? Is that the vision of the Bilderberg’s?”

    yeah, a lumbering old anti-communist organization formed with help from the CIA is out to make a Christian-free zone, yeah!

  • llewelly

    We were willing to get in bed with anybody who said they were anti-Assad, without a whole lot of vetting.

    Helping to create ISIL because you wrecked the country next door and don’t know who the fuck you are sending money to is very different from some super-genius twelve dimensional chess plan to create ISIL as a “totem army” .

  • wreck

    The scary part is that there are people who listen to this con artist and nod their misshapen heads, because, you know, there’s a darkie in the White House.

  • Nick Gotts

    This nation was once looked up to around the world, but since we’ve put this demented anti-American into the White House, the nation has imploded. – Michael Savage

    How odd, then, that the USA appears to be more “looked up to around the world” than in 2007-8. The most marked decline in views of the USA has been in Russia, with some falls also in Arab states and Pakistan (from already low levels). But in most countries – Europe outside Russia, Japan, China, Mexico, South Africa, South Korea, Turkey – marked improvements. So, is Michael Savage a Russian agent, or is he a secret Mooslin??? (I’m just asking questions here.)

  • k_machine

    This nation was once a torch of liberty to the world.

    That time when the US had legal slavery or that time when it was pouring money onto Islamic fundamentalists?

  • D. C. Sessions

    This nation was once a torch of liberty to the world.

    Dude, that was 150 years ago. Get over it.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    “Torch of Heroes”

    Dibs on band name.

  • dingojack

    As always: ‘Needs more Lizerdmen’!!

    Dingo

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    sigurd jorsalfar (#10) – does that band do anything but covers of torch songs?!?

  • John Pieret

    And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for Savage, those darn kids and their dopey dog!

  • theguy

    The real “freak show” is Shit-age’s radio program.

    Caitlyn Jenner isn’t symptomatic of America’s moral decline – she’s symptomatic of America’s improving moral values. We’re moving in the right direction towards acceptance of transgender people.

  • colnago80

    Actually, I get a laugh out of all this attention played to Caitlyn Jenner. Apparently, many are too young to remember Renee Richards, a physician and professional tennis player who underwent the same transition that Jenner has undergone. She then demanded to be allowed to play on the women’s professional tennis circuit and won a court decision allowing her to do so. Unfortunately for her, by the time she joined the tour, she was probably too old (>40) to be competitive there.

    https://goo.gl/pshVpr

  • John Pieret

    Apparently, many are too young to remember Renee Richards

    Even more are too young to remember Christine Jorgensen.

  • howardhershey

    “So therefore, when a nation collapses morally or socially, what rises up in its place? Bruce Jenner. The putrid garbage being spewed by Hollywood has now produced a freak-show where the freaks are now running America.”

    If by “freaks”, Savage means transexuals, I am indeed shocked that Caitlyn Jenner has been declared “President/Dictator/Queen of the U.S by Hollywood. Here I thought the Republican Congress composed almost entirely of Christians were the “freak-show” full of the “freaks.” I would think that “freak-show” would have slightly more impact on “running” or “ruining” America than either Caitlyn or Bruce Jenner or any member of her family. And I don’t know exactly when the “voters” (aka, the people who put these “freaks” into Congress) of the entire U.S. have been replaced by those in “Hollywood”. I thought the California Hollywood only elected (at most) 3 Congress members (none in the Republican majority that controls Congress). Perhaps he is referring to Hollywood FL?

  • zenlike

    k_machine says

    This nation was once a torch of liberty to the world.

    That time when the US had legal slavery or that time when it was pouring money onto Islamic fundamentalists?

    The time in between, when the USA toppled South American elected governments when they didn’t like the outcome of the democratically choices of the population.

  • carpenterman

    Michael Savage, to quote Charles Schultz:

    “You talk like someone who just fell out of a tree! You are stark raving stupid!”

  • StevoR

    @16 . howardhershey : You beat me to it. I was going to ask when exactly Caitlyn Jenner had been elected toany offcie at all let alone POTUS!

    .. the nation (USA) has imploded. It has collapsed morally, militarily, anyway you want to look at it.

    Savage said that with a straight face? Really? Nope. Plain wrong. Militarily theUSA is still the worlds biggets superpower and ha sallthose nukes and military aircarft, ships, armies etc ..

    Economically, things are actually improving under Obama. The US quality of life too is improving thanks to Obamacare, etc ..

    Ethically,well more arguable given its more subjective and less statistically quantifiable but really making positive steps forwards for equal marriage, acceptance and better treatment for transgender folks, etc .. is clearly ethically good to reasonable people. Y’know, people unlike demented dropkicks like Savage!

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Company_of_the_Wolf podkayne

    “Beacon of Liberty” so long as you are just like me, and don’t want to do anything I find strange or don’t approve of.

  • dingojack

    And what’s on that (literal) “beacon of liberty”?

    Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

    Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

    A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

    Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

    Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

    The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

    “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she

    With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,

    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,

    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

    Emma Lazarus, 1883.

    Dingo

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    The Cleveland Gazette (A newspaper for the ‘Black’ community) opined:

    “”Liberty enlightening the world,” indeed! The expression makes us sick. This government is a howling farce. It can not or rather does not protect its citizens within its own borders. Shove the Bartholdi statue, torch and all, into the ocean until the “liberty” of this country is such as to make it possible for an inoffensive and industrious colored man to earn a respectable living for himself and family, without being ku-kluxed, perhaps murdered, his daughter and wife outraged, and his property destroyed. The idea of the “liberty” of this country “enlightening the world,” or even Patagonia, is ridiculous in the extreme.” – 27 November, 1886.

    ‘Looked-up to by the whole world’? Is that so Michael, is that so…